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@tacopperman
Copperman
8 years
A little-known clause in the Constitution says that if enough upset-looking people block traffic the election is a do-over.
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@tacopperman
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5 years
Antonio Brown and J.J. Watt were on a Central Michigan team that lost to Kansas by 45 points in 2007.
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2 years
Kansas hasn’t won a national title since 2022. It has lost 1 game in a row to Kansas State. At what point does it pull the plug on Self?
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@tacopperman
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6 years
When you asked for Mo Bamba but your mom shops at ALDI.
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2 years
Missouri will be on its 7th basketball coach since Bill Self arrived at Kansas. Self is the 8th coach in KU history.
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@tacopperman
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7 years
DID YOU NOT ENJOY THE SALT MUSEUM ALVIN
@theMMQB
The MMQB
7 years
‘There ain’t s--- to do in Hutchinson, Kansas.’ Saints rookie Alvin Kamara on why he was able to focus during his Juco year on the plains.
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@tacopperman
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2 years
TCU had more trouble with Kansas.
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@tacopperman
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7 years
FBI: We have cracked the case CBB fans: Ok FBI: It turns out that sports agents and coaches are paying players CBB fans: Right FBI: !!! CBB fans: ... FBI: Maybe you didn’t hear us. They’re PAYING them CBB fans: Well, hopefully it’s fair market value
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5 years
@mattwhitlockPM Cop gets out, throws down his hat and kicks the dirt.
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@tacopperman
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8 years
This is the new NFL logo.
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@tacopperman
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2 years
Imagine Gonzaga having to play at Arkansas or like TCU on a week day in February.
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@tacopperman
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7 years
The Chiefs have always been such teases. It hasn't been like that with the Royals; they either suck, or it's magical. The Chiefs pull you in close for a kiss, then knee you in the balls.
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@tacopperman
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3 years
First team ….. second team.
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@tacopperman
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6 years
Back about 6 more inches, specifically.
@SamMcDowell11
Sam McDowell
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Dee Ford as he enters free agency: “I would love to be back.”
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@tacopperman
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8 years
@Rickie99_ @Bitterwhiteguy sorry to be that guy, but he never said that.
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2 years
This was 1990.
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@tacopperman
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2 years
Trying yo think of the Jayhawk least likely to have taken this photo. I think Thomas Robinson.
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@tacopperman
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6 months
This young KU fan got to meet Brian Hanni. So cool!
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@tacopperman
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6 years
KU starting 5, 1996-97: PG: Jacque Vaughn SG: Kobe Bryant SF: Paul Pierce PF: Raef LaFrentz C: Scot Pollard
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@tacopperman
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9 months
“You’re telling me I can’t just walk into The French Laundry and get a seat?”
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@tacopperman
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6 years
Iowa State beating Kansas and immediately blowing its next game is how Kansas wins the Big 12 every year.
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@tacopperman
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6 years
Bowl games.
@blacksheep_ku
The Black Sheep KU
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without revealing your age, quote this with something you remember about KU that if you told a younger student they wouldn't understand
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@tacopperman
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7 years
Bill Self and Bob Huggins sticking to a 3 a.m. pact about shirts is why the Big 12 is the best conference in America.
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@tacopperman
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5 years
I got into KU by graduating from a Kansas high school and having no first-degree felonies.
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5 years
Silvio de Sousa, if I were to bet, will not be on KU’s roster by the end of tomorrow.
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@tacopperman
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2 years
Shreveport
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
2 years
A neutral AFC Championship Game site now is possible, per the NFL:
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3 years
What I looked like every time I went to First Watch.
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@tacopperman
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8 months
I’m gonna say something controversial and brave — Culver’s is better than In-N-Out and Whataburger.
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Midwest vs. Everybody
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I feel bad for anyone that doesn’t get to experience Culver’s on a regular basis
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2 years
You know how KU fans complain about non-shooters going off randomly against KU? Imagine the rage on the other side of that tonight. “Of COURSE Harris goes 5/5 against us.”
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@tacopperman
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7 years
McCann runs like a dad trying to chase down a toddler at a barbecue without spilling his beer.
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@tacopperman
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1 year
Kansas is the team that wears you out over 4 quarters and just runs it straight up your ass in the 4th. Wild.
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@tacopperman
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10 years
If Lebron returns to Ohio and Wade returns to Chicago does that mean Bosh returns to Jurassic Park?
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@tacopperman
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8 years
Odell Beckham attends fashion show, minds his own business, gets accused of objectifying Lena Dunham for not trying to bang her.
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@tacopperman
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4 years
Missouri doesn’t get to play Kansas, but you can still get that “KU football” feeling by playing Vanderbilt.
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@tacopperman
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8 years
CORRECTION: West Virginia now 1-0 when a baby is breastfed behind Huggins.
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@tacopperman
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3 years
@WhitlockJason Whole generation of women very confused about how strong they are because they’ve been lied to about it, yet still enjoying what some call the “pussy pass.”
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@tacopperman
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4 years
Who wants to do a documentary with me?
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5 years
Considering the foe and stakes, Azubuike had the most monstrous performance by a KU big man since ... Nick Collison vs. Texas?
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@tacopperman
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6 years
The rumor is, one kid went into the transfer portal and never came out.
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@tacopperman
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7 years
Self basically just said he and Huggins got trashed and decided to wear bad shirts.
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@tacopperman
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3 years
“No way they shoot like this all night” is a Kansas March tradition.
@KFlahertyKCSN
Kevin Flaherty
3 years
Have to think Eastern Washington has some 3-point regression coming. Tanner Groves hit a season-high of three 3-pointers in a game once this season. Jacob Groves only hit two 3-pointers (and never more) twice this year. They hit three 3-pointers apiece in the first half.
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6 years
Norte Dame should pay Clemson $500,000 for accepting this game.
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@tacopperman
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8 years
@SarahKSilverman the right to free speech refers to hand-written letters and printing presses only.
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5 years
Q: Can you beat Duke if your crunch-time offense is Marcus Garrett drives? A: No.
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4 years
Upset watch in Lawrence as Kansas is within 3 of Oklahoma State with 54:36 to play.
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@tacopperman
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4 years
Trump now taking long threes early in the shot clock. None dropping.
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@tacopperman
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7 months
If Dajuan Harris misses another bunny he will tie the record set by Elmer Fudd in 1937.
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@tacopperman
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10 months
So … Jalon Daniels is healthy enough to play but only if it’s an emergency? What does that mean, exactly?
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@tacopperman
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8 years
This kid is going to be president someday.
@nbcwashington
NBC4 Washington
8 years
Florida teen who allegedly faked being doctor has been indicted in Va. for trying to illegally buy a $35K Jaguar
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6 years
Bowen has survived like four apocalypses. They gotta name a building after him.
@KU_Football
Kansas Football
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Excited to have @CoachClintBowen and @coachtonyhull staying on our staff! #RockChalk
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6 years
The return of Azubuike gives Kansas an outside shot at a conference title.
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@tacopperman
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10 years
"Baby come back. Any kind fool could see, I was wro-ong and I just can't live without ya." http://t.co/DdvGABlDJf
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@tacopperman
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6 years
Best I can give you is $2.25.
@UPROXX
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GameStop is reportedly looking for a buyer
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3 years
When @mellinger asked the follow up.
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@tacopperman
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5 years
ESPN’s Duke bias has finally gone too far.
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@tacopperman
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4 years
Kansas:
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@Brett_McMurphy
Brett McMurphy
4 years
There will be no win requirements to play in a bowl this season, if approved by NCAA’s Council next month. So we potentially could have a winless team go bowling!
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8 years
Costas looks like he just signed with Murder Inc.
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@tacopperman
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6 years
Imagine. It's 2005. The Crossing exists. Twitter does not. The quarterback is Adam Barmann. The MLB is Nick Reid. The punter is Kyle Tucker. You've pregamed all day and now ...
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6 years
Are we supposed to be impressed by a 69-year-old man who acts like a toddler?
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7 years
"Man Attempts to Resolve Dispute" -- an honest Josh Jackson headliine.
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@tacopperman
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5 years
Lotta 12-year-old football fans learning something new about themselves during this halftime show.
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5 years
You guys are going to hate this but ... Christian Braun is kind of like Brandon Rush.
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2 years
Bruce stumbling around Manhattan looking like Willie Nelson, holding a hand-written sign that says “KU cheats.”
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@tacopperman
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6 years
Not even a paragraph into the Sports Illustrated story on Les Miles and I’m already furious.
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7 years
The Patriots always get all the calls at Allen Fieldhouse.
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7 years
I think Bill Self loves being able to tell Missouri no, over and over again.
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6 years
Excellent beard for Lovie Smith.
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Did Timberlake justifiably get his shit thrown? Absolutely. Was he given undeserved free throws? Without question. Did he make them and win? Yes. #JustDoIt
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7 years
“Bubble team” (who made this?)
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7 years
Tyler Self puts the tournament ON NOTICE.
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7 months
This is it. The “all is lost” moment that happens every Kansas basketball season in early February.
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8 months
Jason Bean goes down as the greatest player in football history.
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7 years
How’s the KU game going?
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@tacopperman
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6 years
On this Left Handers Day, the Lone Star Lefty.
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@tacopperman
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8 years
I sold my soul and all I got was this lousy red hat.
@ReaganBattalion
Reagan Battalion
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Breaking: @ChrisChristie is not getting a position in the new Trump administration.
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6 years
Kansas and Wofford just played a whole college basketball game in an hour and 45 minutes. I thought that was a thing of the past.
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7 years
Coca-Cola is currently running an ad campaign that suggests Coca-Cola tastes good with food. Pays to play it safe sometimes.
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2 years
@sportsrapport -Cut the season in half - healthy players can’t skip games -remove political propaganda from arenas and broadcasts and announce you are doing so
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2 years
Recency bias and everything but is Udeh KU’s best big man since Wilt?
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2 years
“One of Bill Self’s best coaching jobs,” a yearly tradition,
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4 years
Bernie has to foul. Not only is it late, but Biden is shooting 54 percent from the line this season.
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6 years
Playing Quentin Grimes is like driving around with the emergency brake on.
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3 years
Surprising move. KU is pretty set at TE with the Plainville Assassin.
@KFlahertyKCSN
Kevin Flaherty
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New #kufball commit and former TCU commit Tevita Noa is a balanced tight end who can block, but who also ran 4.7 at TCU's camp this summer and got great separation and showed strong hands as a receiver, per @JClarkHFB247
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5 years
Fouling somebody in the dick on a 3-pointer is both a bad basketball play and, like, not cool, man.
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8 years
I say hand it to Svi Mykhailiuk, who can just run it in from 15 yards out.
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4 years
Mine was covering Tyshawn Taylor in college.
@Ryan_Kartje
Ryan Kartje
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Can’t remember a day in my journalism career that I woke up with this little of a clue what the day might hold. Off to Vegas I go.
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7 years
Derrick Johnson is playing NFL Blitz.
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8 years
The @LJWorld laying off @GaryBedore makes you wonder what the goal is.
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5 years
My wife said we needed a better-looking trash can. I didn’t want to ruin the surprise, but in that moment I knew I had nailed Christmas.
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A match made in heaven.
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6 years
Only the NCAA could bring Kansas and Missouri fans together in hate.
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3 years
I can’t believe Jeff Long actually asked “in what regard?” unable to project even two seconds into the future.
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7 years
Here's Josh Jackson's role in the story presently hovering over him: 1) Did something wrong 2) Owned up to it 3) Attempted to make it right
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6 years
I hate the Patriots more for this fake underdog campaign they’ve launched than spygate or deflategate or anything else they’ve ever done.
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7 years
Denver: “We were just wondering-“ KC: *click*
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7 years
The moment Swanigan got fired up was nearly the exact moment Kansas began putting Purdue away.
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