As this person: a raw tomato has such an unpleasant texture why would you want that on a burger or a salad.

Ahh that’s my employer using AI. 😔.

I don’t know how Twitter works, but it’s funny to me how many republicans found this post and proceeded to call me slurs as if the algorithm didn’t think they’d love a muscular gay man with his pits out on their feed lolol.

“normal gay guys” for Harris-Walz chime in!!💙

non-artists being surprised that making literally anything cool is annoying as hell lolol.Any media you enjoy there were employees who went to work like “god this is so frustrating” until suddenly it worked and then were like “omg art is worth it!”.

Y’know what? I’m proud of myself. Here’s the full 4 year comparison. Hopefully I won’t regret this lmaooo

Honestly one of the most fun things I’ve done in a long time

Apparently I’m popular enough to have my content stolen now lmaooo.

@YourFriendKevin He’s a twink, you’re a twink, I’m a twink, everyone’s a twink.

Personally if I made a gesture that made the entire world debate whether I am a Nazi or not, I would’ve put out a public statement saying it was an accident on my part and publicly condemn Nazis to try to clearly distance myself from it but that’s just me.

Wore my most tomato red hat for everyone who harassed me for not liking the texture of a tomato yesterday. 🍅

Again I’d like to reiterate: this shirt rocks, and car window reflection pictures are the best

Sappy post warning: today marks 4 years since I started working out! Super proud of the progress I’ve made so far. I don’t even recognize myself in the old picture anymore.

Pull day pump got me looking thick today

We saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe

“You’re green!?”

Better be able to use them on male skins to make any IP gay as hell.

There’s this skinny kid that started coming to my gym pretty often like 6 months ago and he didn’t look like he knew what he was doing but I’d see him watching me and then trying to do what I was doing and today he came in wearing all black converse with black socks like I do 🥺.

The question is, does art imitate life, or is life imitating art? 🤔

Another entry for the books

The deltoid was popping today

Truly had the best “I voted” stickers ever this year.

I work out so I can lift my mom’s unbelievably large amount of Snoopy Christmas decorations

Gotta say—sometimes I even surprise myself

An exaggerate example, but on the left you see that it’s the same prop but the circles don’t follow the same perspective, so it looks wonky. It seems obvious to tell people to draw in perspective but I think people tend to forget it applies to an object floating on a white page.

Went in person to Nickelodeon for work and my meeting was still a Zoom call lol

I’m gonna add onions to this too. Raw onions on a salad or burger? Repulsive. Cooked onions in literally anything? Bumpin that.