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@t2trilll
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Creative Director & Athlete | 📧: [email protected] | @CapturedByTrill | @SourcedByTrill
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Joined June 2014
More life to myself, may greatness & blessings forever continue to flow🥂🥳
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Delete the ‘lol’ from the end of your sentences & just say what you need to say.
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*Buys an Ice blast and nachos*.Cinema cashier: That will be £45.60
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I knew this app was the devils playground from when World War 3 was trending & everyone was doing stand up comedy.
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Normalise keeping your mouth shut on topics you know nothing about.
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this app owes me over 5 racks at this point.
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A man said if Rihanna & Beyoncé walked in his head wouldn’t be turned. I get why you girls call men compulsive liars now.
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Arturo better get packed in the first episode.
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Is this even on earth wdf???.
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I’m a peaceful morning person, don’t come making noise around me for the first hour I’m awake.
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A cat could never, them useless animals.
this man pretended he was drowning to see if his dog would save him and . 😊☺️.
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Nah this is the twitter I used to enjoy, the app ain’t been this funny in time😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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This is how girls apologise when they still have the attitude but know they’re wrong
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If you speak negative all the time, what do you acc expect to happen?.
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‘You’re so quiet. ’ .We’ve got nothing of substance to speak about but okay.
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I’m logging out of my uni email, they’re practically just harassing me at this point.
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Rude banter is reserved for my friends only, don’t try me if we aren’t mates.
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Gyms need to re open, I’m tired of jogging on the street like one fox.
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I want this girl but she has a boyfriend. Should I kidnap him or is that too far.
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How can a man go parliament with a mask😂😂.
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‘Rah so you’ve forgot about me’ . Yes, yes I have. Now leave me alone.
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If I’m showing you something, don’t grab my phone out of my hand. Respect me pls.
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Friends who bring you in on opportunities without fearing you’ll outperform them >>>.
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Once it starts raining, I automatically assume plans are cancelled. Don’t ask me why.
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Lockdown was a blessing in disguise but enough is enough, I need my freedom back.
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Shamima Begum hearing about WWIII & realising she finally has an excuse to come get revenge on everyone that made memes
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Some might not like her, but no one can discredit her progression. She’s come farrrrrr.
Kim Kardashian West spoke at a White House event on felons re-entering the workforce: "These people want to work. They want the best outcome.". She thanked Pres. Trump for "standing behind this issue."
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I’m still recovering from A-Levels uno, till this day I still have nightmares.
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tommy’s a maniac but ghost’s the type to poison you while your having dinner right next to him.
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At the age where all I need around me is ambitious, positive and clean hearted people. That’s it.
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‘Baby I go Heathrow more than your man goes petrol station’.Do you know how cheeky that is 😂😂.
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A timeline terrorist.
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Attending an old school R&B party is deffo on the list for summer, the vibes would be sensational.
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End of Uni first year and I can confirm that the McDonald’s workers have seen me more than my lecturers this year.
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6 months after all them charges? This man must have snitched so fucking hard😂😂😂😂😂.
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You should learn manual, master it. Then move to automatic imo.
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Not everyone has access to me because I value my peace over attention.
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