urg I feel terrible about all this, I'm probably just gonna reinstate my old account and, like, change the password so that I don't have to go through this whole thing again
Your scars are beautiful, by the way. They're proof that you've lived. They may have shaped who you are today, but they don't define who you are tomorrow.
wife, sleepily "wife banger..."
me "what? which one?"
her "wife banger!..."
me "which post though"
her "the... the post..."
me "very specific, thank you"
her [drifts back off to sleep]
plurality is stupid, actually. when else can you say "Silver Wolf from Honkai Star Rail hates working food service but loves the free soup that she gets on the clock"?
I did get misgendered, by the way. despite wearing a dress and earrings.
but I was already nearly finished with dessert, so I stayed only long enough to finish that and pack some food to go.
yes, boobs are nice. mine are even a nice size. but what if they were bigger? like stupid anime sized. some real hongabalongas. I need them to breast boobily whenever I even think about moving my body.