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My Aunty was explaining to her married friend with no kids of how her son brings shame to the family,dropped out of school,into drugs,sold properties and her friend opened her mouth and said “This makes me grateful for the miscarriages I’ve had,imagine having a child like that?”
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My coworker started crying because her boyfriend broke up with her through a text and my manager said “that’s why we stay off our phones at work” 😂
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Deep down your sugar daddy prays not to have a wayward daughter like you.
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I’m still embarrassed from 2 years ago. I went to my guy’s house looking all good. We started play touching ourselves and it led to me pressing and touching his balls.
His mum came from behind and said “pigbuo ya”😞
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A lot of women are in toxic relationships because of good sex🤦♀️
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When a woman is comfortable with you, that’s when you know that women love sex more than men.
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What does the Yoruba word “Oni ranu” means? I went to my boyfriend’s fam house and I heard them referring to me by that,but I guess they are impressed by what they saw in me.🤗
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Guys, if you have sex with a lady that has infection.. will you tell her?
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Being a husband isn’t easy. Imagine your wife waking you up at midnight to say “ I think there’s someone outside”😳😳
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Once you hurt a man, he will never be the same, men don’t heal.
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If there's anything I admire most in this movie, it should be the friendship these two portrayed..
"If you are guilty,then I'm guilty"
"We are in this together"🥺
#BloodSistersNetflix
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Nursery school 80k for pikin wey we never know weather na ashawo em wan be
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Men can understand stock market, crypto, NFTs , but not women.
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Unrelated but guys that use phone pouch for their phones is a big turn off for me
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You asked me to call your boyfriend and lie to him that you are sick,I did and yes he sent you money. I asked how much, you said 50k. I sent my aza for my own share, why exactly am I seeing 5k alert from you??
Cynthia don’t make me snatch your man😒
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No one talks about how embarrassing it is for someone to see you crying.
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When I text somebody and they reply fast then I reply fast then they reply fast then I reply fast then they reply fast >>>>>>>
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Asake moved from upcoming artist to artist of the year in 3 days.
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I found a kid crying with his mother in a bakery for not buying him a burger. I went straight to the shop and bought a burger. I ate it in front of him.
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When you start dating some people, you will realize why you met them single.
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95% of Nigerians don’t have up to 5 different pictures with their fathers.
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Guys be like “I’m not hiding anything “ but...pls... don’t touch my phone. 😒
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“All they want is to make more money” yes! That’s because there’s literally nothing you can do without money.
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For the non igbos, pigbuo ya means “keep pressing it till you press the life out of it”
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Sometimes I look at people and think “really? That’s the sperm that won?”
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Why are smokers discriminated so much by non smokers?
Not like what they do hurts anyone but Themselves
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A bro code all guys obey: sniffing their fingers after fingering a girl
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Cynthia was telling us how she felt bruises on her boyfriend’s d*ck while giving him a handjob, martha from nowhere opened her mouth and said “The previous girl he got a blowjob from used her teeth on him”😭
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I fell inside gutter yesterday when I was going to tell my friend that I saw her boyfriend with another girl.😫
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Blocked me when we broke up, but couldn’t block your ex when we were together
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You cannot like thick girls and dislike stretch marks.
Heavy rain comes with thunderstorms
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The problem with being a talkative is whenever you are quiet they think you are angry.
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Once school resumes and you see me laughing from afar, just know that I’ve forgotten your name😂
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Good morning from baby Carissa 🥺🖤
The queen amongst three kings ✨
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It’s rude to bill people you don’t check up on, and it’s even more rude to check up on people because you want to bill them.
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I hate being suspicious about things, but damn that gut feeling is always right.
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It hurts when you know you are virgin but people don’t believe you just because you have a child.🙄
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I don’t care how in love we are, we are NOT getting joint bank accounts😂🤲
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I’m sorry to my future kids for the delay, it’s just that your dad is not texting back😔
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The fact that I was born into this country without my permission annoys me. That push! Push! Shows I was forced to be here
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My one time roommate kept calling me a witch, it was becoming not a joke to me, I had to ask her why. She said “because when normal people are sleeping by 2am, I will be in the bathroom washing clothes”😂
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We were at a scene where someone stole and was caught. This guy was trying to make a video, he tapped a girl and told her to adjust. She got angry and in a low tone she whispered “not like he’s even using iPhone” he heard her and said “you wey get iPhone wey you use Toto buy”😭
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When he’s rich….baby, I’m pregnant
When he’s broke…Solomon you have ruined my life
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If I don’t insult you, it’s not respect.we are just not friends🙂
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My friend told me she gave this guy a bl*w job and had sore throat the next day.
I can’t get over this 😂
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If you are an opposite sex, will your current self be your spec?
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Dear men, that inner voice telling you not to spend on your woman is the voice of your spiritual wife.
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The age I’m turning this year sound serious and I don’t like it😭
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I will trade three people from my father’s side for a flat tummy.
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