SYDNEY CASTILLO
@sydneyisfunny
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Comedy Album TEXAS DIME available everywhere. Stand Up comedian. writer on Game Theory On HBO. written for Nbc, CBS, Netflix. Celebrity Squares
ÜT: 32.838924,-97.176754
Joined April 2009
Maybe they ain’t ask for your number cuz they caught u tearing that chicken wing up like u hadn’t had a meal in weeks 😂😂😂
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I love it
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Her: I hate when guys approach me at the gym, or church. Me: Girl Fawk u. I’ll approach u while the boat sinking if u fine.
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It’s his first real game, everyone relax. The dude who plays over him had 3 points.
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Man my favorite comedian is @sydneyisfunny that nigga said even Ray Charles was checking mfs wrist like hell nah next person lmfao mfs do make falling in love look corny on the net lmfao
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Cook gets to the one yard line and they take him out and give the ball to another rb for the td. So fuck my lil parlay huh smh
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RT @FearedBuck: DDG believes Donald Trump intentionally got TikTok banned so he could take credit for unbanning it once in office, in order…
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Detroit down in a big game said; “Let’s have the WR be the Quarterback…yea, that’ll get ‘em.” 😂😂😂
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No. I wouldn’t touch centers. If we trade gaff and Dwight Powell gets more minutes we lost
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