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jam! the sv brain rot is so real . they/them (🔞 sometimes) comms: open!
Joined November 2020
The inherent eroticism of falling in love with someone whose destined to kill you.
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I think the funniest part of tgcf is when feng xin is like “you kicked hua cheng out of the army ???? Why ???” And mu qing is like “HE WAS 14”.
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Sometimes I look at nsfw art and it’s like. Bro you got the anatomy of this coochie absolutely perfect like the positioning of the meat over the pelvic bones the volume is wonderful like you did such a good job.
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I think one of my favorite bingqiu troupes is :.Sqq: but binghe! You’re straight!!.Lbh (sobbing): shizun I don’t know what that IS.
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Bingge vs bingmei! Pt 2!
bingge: hah, perhaps you didn't notice, but every time we meet I have been memorising your walking pattern-.bingmei: you want kissies from Shizun don't you.bingge: this is a power play I do not want *kissies*.bingmei: you want them soooo bad .bingge: I DON'T WANT KISSIES.
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The power of the number one thigh hugger in the demon and human realms !!!!
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It’s so funny because Everyone is judging him and he’s like “how am I getting blamed for not letting a child fight in a war !!!”.
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Mingyan have mercy !!!!! If one is put away the other should be out !! 😭😭😭
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Pt. 1 of some au where sqh is an author and mbj is his scary new editor 😳 I did just want to draw a dilf hunter shirt smshsksgsk
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I think one of my favorite parts of sv is that line “Luo binghe wasn’t narcissistic, but he knew what he looked like”.
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A scene from the fic betting against the table by chaoticgoodlawyer on ao3 ☺️
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Bing-ge dimension hopping and catching a shen yuan whose too busy reading to pay attention to where he’s going .
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Cut to seven years later when binghes gotten strong as hell and now he’s the emergency contact,
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Hua cheng shaking and sweating with the patience of a saint: maybe some water-
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Sy: sorry for a second I thought you , thought you meant , .Binghe, who knows what he meant: what did you think….🥺🥺🥺
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Moshang massage au … mobei jun isn’t handling this well at all
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Kings don’t consider if anyone is ready to receive them , but maybe this one should….
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Local peak lord forgets his fan at home ! What happens next probably won’t surprise you
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Modern au moshang flavor this time dksgsnsg they had a real messy meeting
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Shen qingqiu the great matchmaker ! (To himself) (no one else is happy with this)
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It’s so funny how big mbj is in the poster when he’s in the show for 3 seconds 😭😭😭😭😭
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Bingyuan making out and shen yuan taking off his glasses:.Binghe: you don’t want to see me 🥺🥺🥺?!?! .Shen yuan: ….
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Sqq: well since luo binghe will repay a drop of kindness 1,000 fold I’ll be SUPER kind to him .Lbh: falls in love .Sqq: 😧.
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Oh how’s a girl to choose?! The cold beauty liu mingyan?? Or the cute brat sha hualing?!
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You have to try so hard to cockblock yourself as much as sqh does
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Modern hualian anniversary hua cheng gets a fancy hotel room and decorates it with candles and rose petals and xie lian comes in and says “wow they left the room kinda messed up huh”.
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I honestly truly really honest to godly cannot get the idea of a binghe huadian hat out of my head !
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Casually sit on your bro so he can’t run away from your scathing reviews it’s a fool proof plan
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Some demon lord: my lord that human has been sent to tempt you! To seduce you and and you weak! .Mbj: god I hope so.
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Lqg, yqy, and sqh who also got invited on this beach trip and have to watch these two doing whatever it is they do: 🙄🙄🙄
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It’s embarrassing but if it’s you it’s okay! (( 🔞+ only please))
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Sqq: And look here binghe this pose isn't even physically possible! It totally breaks the suspension of disbelief!.Lbh totally listening and totally not planning tonight's activities: absolutely shizun!
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God I love binghe . Something about a very deadly character acting pathetic really gets me.
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