Holy fuck learn how to wear a hat douchebag. Fuck Ohio State.

Woke up incredibly hung and no called no showed for work. Only option was to jerkoff. Go birds.

@hatechipkelly CHIP WE DID IT. SEE YOU ON BROAD-STREET.

@hatechipkelly Chip Kelly Survivor, 4 quarters. Let’s get it done. Job not finished.

RT @lilsamsquanch66: Listening to God’s Plan

Coop puttin on for the white folk. Can’t beat it with a stick. Oh and fuck you Patrick Mahomes.

RT @BarstoolBigCat: Insane they would drop this scorebug on us in the Super Bowl. Nasty work

@edhoneystone Biggest game of the year and they have the most basic graphic design of all time like ok.

Fucking ref show. Unbelievable.

@brodiethrone2 Slop em up!

GAMEDAY

@ItsTonyTime_ Please!

Yes, you got it. Jerkmate ranked.

RT @DixonKunts1: Shaving my balls is like taking Hellen Keller to the movies.

@TonyGunk99 I’m tryna see the hatman tonight let’s do it.

RT @DixonKunts1: Blacked out roomate crashed out last night and hit me with this inspiring message. And he got more butt than me. Good work…

@TonyGunk99 Thank you for the kind words, GunkMaster. Going to black out today in honor of you, hope nobody minds!

@MichelleM0bamba These kids don’t learn like that!

Congrats to the women’s volleyball team on their championship. Was hoping for a Wisconsin volleyball type celebration but I guess it’s not my day. #milkbags