but show him that tonsured pussy…
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they were handmade animatronic puppets with 25,000 individual crystals
yeah.
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if you like animal crossing go follow my art twitter
@bearshome_art
i make animal crossing fanart and animations like these :)
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He’s kind of like American Laois Touden
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hello you should follow my art twitter
@bearshome_art
i make animal crossing fanart like these
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Tumblr sucks because theres no drama like this anymore
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This is really ruining my day i was planning on having 30 kids :/
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theres so much art of mchanzo getting drunk but this is how itd probably go
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Honestly its so disheartening to see people ragging on villagers who are non-feminine girls and calling them ugly for “looking like men” give these butch queens some respect!!!
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I dont play bg3 but the patch notes people post about sound like this
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does ANYONE know what the fuck this stuff that just leaked from my computer is???????
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@rikka_roll
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Never posted the full version of this. flowers & fish
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@2WayIntrsctn
If you j*rk it to a work of fiction it literally affects reality. The work of fiction made you do that in real life. If it wasnt for the work of fiction you would not have j*rked. Thats what an effect is. Art is chaos magick.
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Adam Driver’s lawyer when they walk down the romance aisle of barnes and noble
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two events from now zenyatta is going to be just like a completely nude and fully rendered brad pitt
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Mat: not minding your own damn business
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I just listened to chappell roan for the first time to get some more insight into this and. It does not warrant this reaction
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Looks for when you tell an 18 year old that theyre going to forever be infertile via the dark powers of lord satan
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I MEAN LOOK. This downgrade is CRAZY
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Efi: mccree you are NOT going to put a saddle on orisa and ride her like a horse
Mccree: i won't--
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So no adam sandler oscar nom for uncut gems? Or original score?
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Rey and kylos relationship is. Like. Have you ever been into something nerdy like a videogame or an anime and theres only ONE OTHER PERSON like in ur school into it and its a weird unlikable dude and u kind of hate each other yet you wanna talk abt the thing w SOMEONE
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I MADE ART BASED ON THAT ONE TWEET I MADE i'm happy for their relationship
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This is it. We've reached the pinnacle of ace discourse. Everyone else go home
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David cage only knows how to motion capture two people but that hasn't stopped him from making games
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torbjorns new ultimate where he has sex with his hot wife and loudly declares that he is having sex with his hot wife and everyone dies
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The best talking heads songs r the ones where it sounds like david byrne is fighting an asthma attack and brian eno is mixing it instead of getting him medical attention
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i hate it when ppl draw mccree in "casual" outfits and hes still stylish
listen buddy he wears shit like this
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this is legitimately the worst overwatch fanart i've ever made
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the fact that the movie came out like months ago and people still have like ,blogs dedicated to how much they dislike it is the funniest shit
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Happy fathers day to hugh jackman for dying in front of his adopted daughter in two seperate movies
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you people love putting words in my mouth
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You will never know a bond as deep and unshakable as the one shared between older WOC and these types of dogs
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I was at my friends place and i looked in the mirror and this fucking thing scared the shit out of me
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