Why am I not sexy? Iโm a jeans and tee/hoodie kinda girl. I fucking hate dresses/skirts. Iโm awkward and shy. I have a 41 almost 42 yr old body. There are scars and chubby spots. My tan is only half done. My hair is short. But Iโm a good fucking person so fuck beauty standards.
Jimmy Carter never tried to sell bibles or gold sneakers and he didnโt preach about making America great, he just went and built houses for people in need and led by example.
I am legit the least sexy woman youโd ever meet irl but I can cook and bake anything, write, play instruments, save your life and I have permanent income. Choose wisely.๐
QUESTION: Anyone else out there feel like every time someone on
#AmberTurd
team speaks anything at all, you need a priest, cross, garlic, holy water, kevlar, and anything else to protect the virginity of your honesty? ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คฃ๐๐ป
#TruthAtAllCosts
#AmberIsALiar
#elaineisALiar
#Honesty
I cannot fucking believe the number of positive comments the past couple days when I was feeling less than worthy. Maybe thereโs hope for humanity yet. โค๏ธ
You must have seen my pretty smile
And been blinded to the strain
Lost in darkness I wander aimlessly
Unanswered screams of pain
Seeing only what you wanna see
Consumed by your desire
Missing the light in my eyes fading
The dwindling of my fire
Sometimes I question if Iโm enough. Smart enough. Pretty enough. Hard working enough. Giving enough. Sexually enough. Am I the only one who has these fucking insecurities or are there more of you out there? Iโd like to line up my insecurities and blow them to fucking bits.
Before you decide to marry me, I highly fucking suggest you see me during football season, play scrabble with me, and experience at least one pms situation without chocolate. If you survive that gauntlet, you may proceed with your proposal sir!
I was gonna get pretty for a date night but decided Iโm too far into no fucks given territory for that shit. I vote burgers, drinks and casual as fuck clothes!
Iโm alone in the house again! Should I do naked karaoke today or naked guitar practice? Naked piano practice? Naked yoga? So many choices but I will not do naked bacon frying fuck that ๐
"Were you there?" "Isn't happy hour anytime?" "Could you read it again?" "A mega pint?" "You continue to read them right." "Is that the one I signed 3x before?" "When you take 5min to look for a document" "hearsay I guess" "Yes I'd like to see who I lied to" ๐คฃ
#JohnnyDepp
#Truth
I never once said I hated myself. I said I felt less than worthy and fuck beauty standards. I love the things Iโve done with my life. How could I possibly be anything other than proud of saving lives? I just think like we all do sometimes that my shell isnโt up to par
Thanks to everyone who follows me for my sparkling personality bullshit since I donโt show my body on my TL much. You fuckers must enjoy my mind as fucked as it is ๐
My mom whored with my dad who was 21 yrs older than her and the result was me, in all my fuckedupedness so if you are more than 10yr older than me Iโm prob not gonna fuck you cuz I donโt want a kid as twisted as I am ๐
@KyDUIGuy
Get the mega pints ready! Imma pour mine at 2:55pm, watch the verdict read while I keep shaking and my heart is fucking pounding like crazy, and then Iโll be back on to celebrate victory with our Twitter fam!! ๐ทthis is fucking karmic I swear it is!
Every fucking time I think cool Iโm getting followersโฆ..so many porn accounts! Fuckers! Iโll have to finish combing through them all laterโฆblock block byyyeeeee