Candy ๐๐๐
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I love baking and cooking, writing, music, movies. Retired RN. I say fuck a lot. I like dogs better than people.
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"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page."
-Saint Augustine
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I donโt wanna brag but I can operate a rotary phone, find any word in a printed dictionary, operate a typewriter and write in cursive.
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Why am I not sexy? Iโm a jeans and tee/hoodie kinda girl. I fucking hate dresses/skirts. Iโm awkward and shy. I have a 41 almost 42 yr old body. There are scars and chubby spots. My tan is only half done. My hair is short. But Iโm a good fucking person so fuck beauty standards.
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Jimmy Carter never tried to sell bibles or gold sneakers and he didnโt preach about making America great, he just went and built houses for people in need and led by example.
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So if the verdict comes back for Johnny, whoโs gonna share a virtual mega pint with me?
#justiceforjohnnydepp
#AmberHeardlsALiar
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Fuck it why not just to show you I love stars. Yes Iโm drunk. Yes Iโm showing my panties. Fuck it.
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I am legit the least sexy woman youโd ever meet irl but I can cook and bake anything, write, play instruments, save your life and I have permanent income. Choose wisely.๐
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QUESTION: Anyone else out there feel like every time someone on
#AmberTurd
team speaks anything at all, you need a priest, cross, garlic, holy water, kevlar, and anything else to protect the virginity of your honesty? ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คฃ๐๐ป
#TruthAtAllCosts
#AmberIsALiar
#elaineisALiar
#Honesty
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๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ All the above! ๐๐
#AmberHeardIsALiar
#AmberHeardlsAnAbuser
#AmberHeardCommittedPerjury
#Truth
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I donโt wanna hurt anymore. I just wanna be held and loved. Is that too fucking much to ask?
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Remember before onlyfans when your mom sold Avon?
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My purpose in life is to give one man the best fucking pussy heโs ever had for the last half of his life.
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Goddammit mother fucker will someone please appreciate my quality and fuck me to hell and back already damn fuck
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Miley Cyrus can get naked and lick a hammer and everyone calls it art but when I do it I get told not to drink and to leave the hardware store ๐
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I cannot fucking believe the number of positive comments the past couple days when I was feeling less than worthy. Maybe thereโs hope for humanity yet. โค๏ธ
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You must have seen my pretty smile
And been blinded to the strain
Lost in darkness I wander aimlessly
Unanswered screams of pain
Seeing only what you wanna see
Consumed by your desire
Missing the light in my eyes fading
The dwindling of my fire
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Iโd kill for a good strong back massage! Preferably naked. With oil.
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I miss the 80s and 90s where bread was still good for you and no one knew what the fuck kale was
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I got double dโs, a college degree and kitchen skills. If that fucking makes me dangerous so be it!
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Sometimes I question if Iโm enough. Smart enough. Pretty enough. Hard working enough. Giving enough. Sexually enough. Am I the only one who has these fucking insecurities or are there more of you out there? Iโd like to line up my insecurities and blow them to fucking bits.
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Yes my panties are cute but they would fucking look better on your floor ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
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Anal is the only time a man will try to convince you his dick really isnโt that big
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I wore a fucking sundress today. Mark it on your calendar.
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Before you decide to marry me, I highly fucking suggest you see me during football season, play scrabble with me, and experience at least one pms situation without chocolate. If you survive that gauntlet, you may proceed with your proposal sir!
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Someone please fuck me out of my misery!
Wait I think I said that wrong. Or did I?
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I was gonna get pretty for a date night but decided Iโm too far into no fucks given territory for that shit. I vote burgers, drinks and casual as fuck clothes!
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Well I didnโt take it in the ass last night. I took it in the cervix tho.
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Iโm alone in the house again! Should I do naked karaoke today or naked guitar practice? Naked piano practice? Naked yoga? So many choices but I will not do naked bacon frying fuck that ๐
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Itโs Tuesday, Iโm just gonna fuckin look at my own tiddies ๐ ๐
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If you see me dancing at a strip club mind your fucking business, itโs almost Christmas time.
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sex before marriage is supposedly a sin but after marriage itโs a fucking miracle
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Letโs be friends until we get dementia and then we can be new friends and fill each others IV bags with vodka and fucking bite people and shit
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"Were you there?" "Isn't happy hour anytime?" "Could you read it again?" "A mega pint?" "You continue to read them right." "Is that the one I signed 3x before?" "When you take 5min to look for a document" "hearsay I guess" "Yes I'd like to see who I lied to" ๐คฃ
#JohnnyDepp
#Truth
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Iโm so fucking wet again!!
I really need to fix that fucking faucet.
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Every woman deserves to be licked awake. Just fuckin sayin!
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My sex life is like a Ferrari. I donโt fucking have a Ferrari.
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Did a fucking thing today now my arm burns but I love my new tat!!
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Holy fuck how am I getting more followers? Imma have to comb through you fuckers later after Iโm done cumming about it
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I never once said I hated myself. I said I felt less than worthy and fuck beauty standards. I love the things Iโve done with my life. How could I possibly be anything other than proud of saving lives? I just think like we all do sometimes that my shell isnโt up to par
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Donโt forget to fucking preheat the oven before sticking your meat in
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New B&W crazy curls donโt give a fuck right now lol
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Iโm in so cal so fuck yes I will be having awesome tacos for dinner โบ๏ธ and I still have my awesome tits so Tuesday rocks for me! ๐
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Ladies, if you have male friends be aware they have thought about fucking you at least once ๐
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Oh I forgot to mention the 4% of me thatโs Irish is my pussy so thatโs where you gotta kiss. I donโt make the fuckin rules.
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Fuck reading between the lines, I want you to read between my thighs
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Iโll shave you if you shave me. Fucking relationship goals.
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Fuck if someone could just put their mouth on my clit for like 20 minutes that would make my day!
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I donโt like being seen naked but apparently when high I donโt give a fuck cuz thatโs how I woke up.
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Iโm at the โfuck it letโs see what happensโ stage of my life.
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The only thing worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face was finding out it was traced
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I love you with all my ass. Iโd say heart but my ass is bigger.
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Someday Iโll fuck you on the beach so I can have 2 of my favorite things at the same time
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So. I was trashed last night. Reviewed my tweets. They are fucking staying up. Youโre welcome for the entertainment.
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My eye makeup last night was decent I think ๐I forgot I took this shot ๐
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I may not be pretty but Iโm also not a crappy person.
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I got my shit together. Iโm on top of things. Wanna be one of those things?
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Iโll never be hot but I can cook a hot meal so fuck it
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You do NOT wanna see me drunk. Drunk me has zero filters. Drunk me is crazy.
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Hi! Iโm Candy. Itโs real given by my fam for my full name. If you donโt like me fuck you. If you do, welcome to the dark side.
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Look fuckers! I joke a LOT. Iโm not responsible for butthurt resulting from taking my tweets seriously. Fucking hell, laugh more!
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I know you want your meat in my mouth but maybe just try mine ๐ itโs prime! ๐คฃ
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First of the list of Memorial Day food is complete!
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@Beca67387856
Oooh and they can do it after AH time runs out so he canโt be crossed! Oooooh I hope this happens!!
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Wore a dress for an hour today. It was fucking terrible. Back inside in a tee and panties as it should be.
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Thanks to everyone who follows me for my sparkling personality bullshit since I donโt show my body on my TL much. You fuckers must enjoy my mind as fucked as it is ๐
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My mom whored with my dad who was 21 yrs older than her and the result was me, in all my fuckedupedness so if you are more than 10yr older than me Iโm prob not gonna fuck you cuz I donโt want a kid as twisted as I am ๐
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Iโm bad on fucking purpose because I like spankings ok? ๐๐
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@KyDUIGuy
Get the mega pints ready! Imma pour mine at 2:55pm, watch the verdict read while I keep shaking and my heart is fucking pounding like crazy, and then Iโll be back on to celebrate victory with our Twitter fam!! ๐ทthis is fucking karmic I swear it is!
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a fucking sandwich.
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I have some sweet buns.
I see you have some meat.
Wanna make a sandwich?
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Fuck partying, letโs just fuck like itโs 1999, you know when we were young and had healthy backs
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They keep saying โbeauty is in the eye of the beholderโ but in my case beauty should be in the eye of beer holder
#beergoggles
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Omfg ๐คฆโโ๏ธ yes I got wet today fucking hell pervs ๐๐
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Iโm not the beauty queen type. I am the take care of you type.
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Me and the vibrator are gonna have a good time then sleep.
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Iโm about to go out tonight and get fucking pregnant. With a food baby. Iโm having tacos. Congrats to me! โบ๏ธ
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Every fucking time I think cool Iโm getting followersโฆ..so many porn accounts! Fuckers! Iโll have to finish combing through them all laterโฆblock block byyyeeeee
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My fucking mouth needs an exorcism. Who wants to be the priest?
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Ya ok I finally posted some panties calm the fuck down ๐
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