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@swamimommy1026

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Mom, lawyer, writer, comedian, singer. Lover of Jesus, sunrises, dogs and blue claw crabs. Jersey girl, born and bred, but the mountains are calling my name.

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10 months
@simonateba "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!" (Sir Walter Scott, 1808)
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@mazemoore Today's Jimmy Kimmel would never be allowed on The Man Show.
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@AIToolReport If that is the Cliff Notes version of the instructions, then I will never even consider using that platform. But then again, I don't use social media to be social or for income, so I may be an anomaly.
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@swamimommy1026
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@SuppressedNws This is what happens when you break the law.
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@carolmswain Let them celebrate. It won't last long and it won't be worth the consequences barreling their way. After laughing comes crying.
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3 months
@simonateba Check her bank account.
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8 months
@Travis_in_Flint @jonesville It's a complete circus, with JAE as the head clown and ringmaster.
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9 months
@AmiriKing That's a hate crime.
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10 months
@JoeyMannarinoUS Then seats for non-obese people should be reduced by 50%.
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3 months
@simonateba After that opening show, there is absolutely zero chance I'm going to watch any of the Olympics. I probably never will again.
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@MegEBrock Because everyone just loves politicians. I think the new guys in town have a much better chance.
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@EdKrassen @kareemjeanjr Not unlike the disruption caused by pulling a fire alarm.
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@simonateba It seems to me that Nikki Haley is petrified of Laura Loomer. It seems the only thing she can do with her heels is shake in them.
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2 months
@harparr1 The Wizard of Oz. He was a liar too.
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8 months
@simonateba What an insult to Tucker.
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9 months
@JoeyMannarinoUS Taylor should swiftly endorse Trump.
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@swamimommy1026
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9 months
@JoeyMannarinoUS He probably does a lot of things alone in his bedroom.
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@KeeleyFox29 @PAStatePolice Her parents should be in the jail cell right next to hers.
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@sweetcarolinatv My handsome dad at 86.
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@MoistenedTart She crushes tiny brains like yours.
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@swamimommy1026
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9 months
@AmiriKing This poor baby is being raised by wolves.
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6 months
@simonateba Brilliant. Now if the judge jails him, he makes him a martyr. I wonder if Trump can write off the court fines as campaign expenses?
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6 months
@BobKellyFOX29 I am sure the city can handle the five carloads of people coming to see him.
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3 months
@MattWalshBlog I don't think many people are going to remember anything about either convention by election day. There will be so many distractions between now and then that the conventions will be all but forgotten.
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9 months
@JackPosobiec I can hear the break-up song now with her using all kinds of football euphemisms in the lyrics. She's probably already written it.
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@KeeleyFox29 Serial killer in training.
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10 months
@simonateba Let's see Hunter ignore a subpoena now.
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2 months
@GemStateStacker @PeterSweden7 Is that the one they let go free because he didn't know rape was illegal?
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11 months
@KeeleyFox29 That is so sad. Even if the dad survives, he'll awaken to the news of his son's death. And, the mother...💔
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@TomiLahren Yes. I think he woke up when he put on that MAGA hat. Not unlike Frosty.
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9 months
@JoeyMannarinoUS But if she's pregnant, she can't really promote reproductive freedom (a/k/a abortion) can she?
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@KeeleyFox29 We are living in an adult version of middle school.
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5 months
@CarolineKautsi1 For crying out loud, let the old people play with the young whippersnappers.
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8 months
@simonateba @StephenAtHome I wonder how much they pay the audience members to suffer through this.
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3 months
@TomiLahren I think I saw her nose get longer as she was speaking.
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11 months
@carolmswain Philippians 4:6-7 "Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus." Happy
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@carolmswain This verse has seen me through some difficult times. "Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” Joshua 1:9
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@KeeleyFox29 A photo of the prisoner would be nice.
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@LqLana Other options are abstinence, birth control, and self control.
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@libsoftiktok If they really wanted to honor him, they would start deporting the illegal immigrants
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6 months
@KeeleyFox29 @PhillyPolice Shouldn't they have been doing this all along?
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@RealCandaceO I felt so many emotions watching this interview: love, compassion, sadness, anger, outrage, disbelief. But most of all, I felt admiration for Briana and the amount of courage displayed. I pray that God turns this tragedy into a victory, not only for Briana, but for countless
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@Missus_Massacre I took my 16 year old daughter to see it on the 4th of July. It was a very difficult movie to watch, but it's the difficult things that inspire action and change. Everyone should see this movie.
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@leslibless My heart just grew three sizes❤️❤️❤️
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@JebraFaushay I am so mad at you for making me see that.
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8 months
@EdKrassen Just ignore the shootings by trans gender people. Why is no one investigating the potential side effects of all the medications/hormones they have to take every single day? Were those potential side effects disclosed to them prior to them giving consent?
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10 months
@krassenstein @nelmagene2010 The man said to name one thing. You guys are naming way too many.
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5 months
@usanews0 I support any action that removes her from politics. Now, can we remove her from the country? Let's not forget to send her daughter with her.
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7 months
@JoeyMannarinoUS Robert, who?
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3 months
@LauraLoomer The video skipped. Sounds edited
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@dom_lucre I've been suspicious of V.R. since the first time I heard him. I have no objective reason to distrust him, other than learned skepticism, but I do.
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@simonateba The Bible is also littered with similar ironies.
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@RatedRLonestaRr @KeeleyFox29 @PAStatePolice Behavior like this is not created overnight. It takes about 14 years to create a child like this.
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@CollinRugg @RedWave_Press But does she have the momentum too early? What will she have left when they are coming down the homestretch? I think she's going to fizzle and burn.
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@EdKrassen @v1rtu4lm3me5 Innocent men run when they see what's been done to other innocent men.
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@JebraFaushay The love child of Ron Howard and Prince Andrew.
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@DzintraSullivan Shawlshank Redemption
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@treble_brewing @Serena_Partrick @nick_dece If "she" has a penis, she is not a she.
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@JebraFaushay I don't even even recognize most of these these people.
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@libsoftiktok @duolingo Not unlike subliminal advertising.
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@AOCpressTwo Plus, it was probably the most exercise many of them have gotten all year.
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@TM1Politics That is called spoliation of evidence, and it comes with serious consequences.
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@MattWallace888 I have no idea who she is, but she looks miserable.
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@LarryDJonesJr But she got all dressed up to put on a fake display for the cameras. She needs lessons on how to fake faint properly. Guaranteed she's already talking to lawyers to find out how she can make money off of her son's crimes and death.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS To get ahead, she played with Willie's willie.
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5 months
@libsoftiktok Feel, feel, feel. Enough with out of control feelings. Regrow a pair and visit your mother.
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@MarkFusetti And yet, if they ever do find the murderer, he/she will probably be given 100 hours of community service. That'll deter future egregious behavior.
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@krassenstein @RareImagery That's why there's book stores.
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@PhillyCrimeUpd The number of people that Krasner has indirectly murdered, must be staggering.
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@LqLana @CraigLipton4 I'm sure he's super sad.
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9 months
@carolmswain Good morning. I humbly ask people to pray for my friend Christina, who is in the hospital with Necrotizing Fasciitis (flesh eating disease). Since Sunday, she has lost the majority of her left arm, and they are not sure if they have caught up with the infection. One week ago,
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@leslibless If they are so adamant about their cause, why are they afraid to show their faces? Weak little people. Pretend activists.
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@simonateba Biden can single-handedly destroy Kamala's campaign and then blame it on his dementia.
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@TonyBrunoNation @CallaWalsh Calla needs to go back to school and try the education thing again.
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@JoJoFromJerz Did your 11-year-old write this?
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I became a lawyer in middle school. My family moved to a neighboring town in November of my 4th grade. Unbeknownst to me, on my first day at my new school, I played with the girl who had cooties. From that day on, I had cooties by association. And, like one afflicted with
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@simonateba Wouldn't it be great if he inhabited the cell that was prepared for Trump?
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@greta He'll be well into sundowning by half-time.
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@QudsNen What kind of indestructible camera is that?
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@LauraLoomer It was disrespectful to anyone who has eyes.
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@KeeleyFox29 @PhillyPolice She will probably identify him better by his voice. I hope they make them speak in this lineup.
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@NBCOlympics I will never watch the Olympics again.
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@leslibless Alert! One of the Golden Girls is missing their outfit.
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@leslibless Looks like it's going to hit another record today.
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@elonmusk @fentasyl The Guardian is a very ironic name.
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@LadyJ_47 @BlackKnight10k I think you need to use smaller words so they understand.
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@CollinRugg Darwin Award candidate?
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8 months
@krassenstein Biden's sneakers would bear the 🇺🇦 or 🇨🇳 flags.
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@simonateba I sometimes wish I could go back to January 2020, when I knew nothing about politics and what our leaders were doing. I literally stayed away from it like the plague. Then the plague actually hit and all of a sudden politicians are telling us how to conduct our daily lives. And,
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@EdKrassen I don't think exposing pedophiles is "getting nowhere".
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@EdKrassen @KairoKenshi Men don't get periods. I thought we all learned that in grade school
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I wonder if Biden's library will contain Ashley's diary?
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@brotherjones_ Um, these guys support Biden.
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@simonateba @NEWSMAX The Kamala wave is like a mirage in the desert. Once the people reach the "oasis" the only thing they'll find is more sand. Question is, will the true nature of her promised oasis be disclosed before or after the election?
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@simonateba She's shameless. Anything for power.
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@WeHearPodcast I pray that the apple falls, very, very, very far from the tree. I also pray that your granddaughters' hearts are filled only with joy and love and understanding.
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I must say, all the college protests are making it easier to help select a college for my daughter. They are all off the list. Can't wait to see who's next.
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@LauraLoomer It will all come rushing back when he holds another rally in Butler PA. Kamala's energy is going to fizzle and then Trump's will skyrocket.
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