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With a heavy heart I walked my Gidget to the rainbow bridge yesterday. She was by my side all of her 14 years. She was a very good girl and will be missed.💔💔💔
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Y’all are NEVER going to believe what they are talking about over at
@FoxNews
right now.....
Give up?
Ok, I’ll tell you.
Hillary’s emails.😂😂😂😂Not even kidding.🤦🏻♀️
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I just told a friend of 30 years to Fuck off because of her support of trump and I don’t know how I feel about it. I mean I ❤️her but I can’t stand her defending him or his policies even though she agrees he’s the stupidest motherfuckkeer to take a breath. I’m going to miss her
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25th Amendment? Anyone? Anyone?
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OMG Guys! I saw my very first MAGA hat wearing person today.😂
11: Mom! Don’t say anything!
Me: I’m just going to say Merry Impeachmas...
11: Mom! Don’t! Please!
Me: 😁
11: Mom!
Me:😏
11: Don’t say anything! It can be a x-mas present, I won’t ask for anything else.😭
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I must’ve watched this 50 times and I’ll probably watch it 50 more.
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Emmys won:
Will & Grace 18
The Apprentice 0
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Bad “actress” Debra The Mess Messing is in hot water. She wants to create a “Blacklist” of Trump supporters, & is being accused of McCarthyism. Is also being accused of being a Racist because of the terrible things she said about blacks and mental illness. If Roseanne Barr....
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The president* of The United States of America is an Idiot.
A god damn fucking idiot.
A pathetic god damn fucking idiot.
Somebody gift him a fucking thesaurus already.
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“trump won't get re-elected if we just stop fixing our grandparents' WiFi.”
I don’t know who said this but I’m lol-ing over here. 🤣🤣🤣
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One Million Moms? Conservative group? I’m guessing they support the vulgar nightmare in our White House, yes? 😂😂😂
Umm, they can kindly fuck off.
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I want to thank everyone for following. I appreciate each and every one of you. Couldn’t get through this shitshow without you guys.💕
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yikes. This is what the Donald Trump Jr.’s & Crooked
@MattBevin
’s rally in Kentucky looked like today—completely EMPTY!
And Trump won this county by 80% in 2016!
#KYGov
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When those adorable deplorables say they like trump because he’s just like them, what do you think they mean?
1. He’s dumb as a rock?
2. He’s racist AF?
3. He wants to “date” his daughter?
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Hey kids! If you cheat on your wife with a dozen women, do drugs and total a car , you too can get the presidential medal of freedom from an illegitimate president.
Good Luck! 👍🏻
.
@TigerWoods
delivers remarks after receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom at the White House!
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Has anyone called Chuck Todd an Asshole today, or am I gonna be the first?
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I’ve never had to use the child lock feature in my car until this little asshole figured out how to roll the windows down.😐😂😂
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Who thinks Barr ended the investigation early? ✋🏼
I was NOT going to fire Bob Mueller, and did not fire Bob Mueller. In fact, he was allowed to finish his Report with unprecedented help from the Trump Administration. Actually, lawyer Don McGahn had a much better chance of being fired than Mueller. Never a big fan!
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🤣🤣🤣
#Twinning
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Who’s the second biggest asshole on twitter this morning?
This guy👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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Is anyone else a little concerned that there is a whole generation being raised by people who support a man who rapes women, hates POC, makes fun of disabled people, rates women by their looks and lies daily?
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😂😂😂
Today keeps getting better and better.
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Is this a death threat? Because it sure sounds like one.
Hillary Clinton must be driven to her knees and locked up, so that she can finally meet Jesus.
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Question: what’s worse when an embassy is being attacked & burning? Getting a few winks or partying without a care in the world?
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Did Chuck Todd just say that we do not know what happened before Amad Aubrey was murdered?
Chuck over here making it sound like Amad did something to deserve getting killed. Extremely upsetting.
Do better
@MSNBC
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#ImpeachTheMotherFucker
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I kinda know how you feel, Joe. I’m still pissed 34 kids were murdered this year while they were in school. All by White men. Born and raised in the United States of America. Crazy, right?
I'm still so damn pissed off that some piece of shit illegal shot & killed a California Police Officer Christmas night.
California provided sanctuary to this killer. That's so damn wrong.
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The president of the United States of America is a pile of dog shit.
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I didn’t think I’d see a more smackable face than Tucker Carlson’s. I was wrong.
#FirstTimeForEverything
😂😂😂
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Went to pick my mother up from the hospital, sitting at a red light I noticed one parking lot that was packed... Cheetahs Gentleman club.😂
My kid: I know where we’re at.
Me:🤨
Kid: dad and I come here all the time.
Me:😳
Turns out there’s a gaming store across the street.🤦🏻♀️
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Our little friend Teddy left us last night. Believe it or not, he will be missed.💔💔💔
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@NashIsHere4It
😂😂😂
@timmay256
, see how democrats don’t have to create cheap fakes in order for trump to sound like a moron?
Donald does it all on his own.
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Try telling a woman who has been in an abusive relationship for four years not to press charges against her husband who’s last beating almost killed her just because he’s finally moving out soon.
No accountability = No healing.
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@real_farmacist
The president of the United States of America is a fucking Moron.
#25thAmendmentNow
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So once trump is acquitted and becomes a king, what will we call him?
His Royal HighAss?
How long before tRump gives Alaska back to Russia?
Within the next 5 years or sooner?
When will he start having journalists arrested?
There’s so many questions...
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Anybody know where Donald is right now?🤔🤔🤔
Can you believe that,with all of the problems and difficulties facing the U.S., President Obama spent the day playing golf.Worse than Carter
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tRump 🦃
Barr 🐓
Graham 🐈
Jr 🐖
Ivanka 🐩
Sarah 🐄
Melania 👽
Eric 🤷🏻♀️
Rudy 🐀
Fox News 🤡💩
Alright, enough procrastination... I have a ton of shit to do today, Hope y’all have a good one!🤗
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My daughter just said she heard people want Ivanka to be the first woman president.
Me: Only really, really, REALLY stupid people have said that.
R: So no smart trump supporters are saying it?
Me: Pay attention to what I’m about to tell you... THERE ARE NO SMART trump supporters.
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271 more followers to 20k. 20k seems to be my “lucky” number
😂😂😂 So before I get the boot, let me just say:
Donald tRump can fuckOff.
Mike Pence can fuckOff
Mitch McConnell can fuckOff.
Lindsey Graham can fuckOff.
Melania tRump can fuckOff.
Jr can fuckOff.
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Is Melania getting ready for witnesses protection or what?
That hair.😳😂😂😂
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Joel is a shady-ass shyster who cons his good hearted, gullible followers into giving him money through emotional extortion.
Don’t be a Joel.
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It would be fun to have a taco party right in front of this 🐮🐮🐮House.
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Donald sounds like an idiot every time he opens his mouth. Hearing him right now is especially painful.
Who the fuck can support this moron? I don’t get it.
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I love you🎶
You love me
🎶We’re a happy family
With a great big hug & a kiss from me to you🎶
🎶Won’t you say
#FuckTrump
too!
@warrior_4_good
@ResistBaby
@h8Wankmaggot45
@whyknotmeagain2
@whooz_ur_daddy
@JanieBlue2020
@Jj1127L
@TR0771N
@realeftypickit
@JohnnyBlkshrt
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So Donald is using an unsecured iPhone and China and Russia have hacked it? And the MAGAts don’t care?
Makes me think it was never about the emails.
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So 11 years ago today I was at work, my last day before taking a week off then taking maternity leave.
I had a doctors appointment at 2pm. Went to my appointment and was immediately sent to the hospital. Had my daughter the next morning and haven’t had a day of rest since. 😂
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Anyone who blocks someone because they follow someone you don’t like, or on the say-so of someone else is an idiot.
If you block me because you think I’m an asshole... then, carry on.✌🏻😁😁☺️
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The president* of the United States of America is a Fucking Moron.
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@atrupar
Maybe Zoe should spend more time getting the word out about that 2025 nightmare instead of hurting her own party. And if she’s not up to it, maybe she should step aside and let a more energetic person take the lead.🤷🏻♀️
@RepZoeLofgren
#StillRidingWithBidenHarris
#4MoreYears
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So Donald embarrasses himself by serving crap to athletes just so he can watch Libs “lose their shit”? 😂😂😂
That’s some MAGA hat wearing thinking right there...
I swear he does this stuff just to watch libs lose their shit. Hilarious.
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Some guys send dick pics in DM and some guys post them for all to see.
It was great to see
@DonaldJTrumpJr
at
#SAS2019
Great event as always
@charliekirk11
@bennyjohnson
& the whole
@TPUSA
Team!
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My babies may drive me up the wall at times but I wouldn’t want it any other way. I love them with all my heart.💕💕💕
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I’m gonna need an alibi and bail money.
Probably in the next 24 hours.
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I’ve never seen one of these in the wild... are you supposed to stare them down or play dead?
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@LisPower1
Turns out he was just tired.😴
The old fart couldn’t keep his eyes open. Maybe he’s too old, too criminal and too pedophile-y to run for president.
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What does it say about the people who choose a 72 year old man with the vocabulary of an eight year old to be their voice? 😂😂😂😂
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The president of the United States of America is a fucking Moron.
He will be a fucking Moron tomorrow.
He will be a fucking Moron until his last breath. Then his ghost will be a fucking Moron.
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So my 11 year old is on day 3 of not speaking to me because I wouldn’t let her hang out at her friends house alone with him.
Whatever shall I do?
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