Joey (Suzuki Truther)
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If Shōta was a Dodger or a Yankee I bet ya MLB wouldn’t shut up talking about him….
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Ohtani vs Wander Franco in the prison courtyard soon 🔜
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Hey I can do it too!
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The best part about this video is not the homer
But the fact that the camera man prepared for it to be caught on the warning track.
We’ve been through hell as Cubs fans this year.
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How that “Jerry Reinsdorf has passed at age ___” post will hit
BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are trading two-time All-Defensive guard Alex Caruso to the Oklahoma City Thunder for guard Josh Giddey, sources tell ESPN.
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Kyle Hendricks now holds a 1.80 ERA with only 2 hits 😳😳😳 Is he back in his prime?
*Excludes pervious 5 starts*
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Suzuki, Bellinger, and Merryweather coming back from the IL to build on the 18-11 Cubs
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Why thank you for asking
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Me after seeing Miles Mastrobuoni in the starting lineup
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BREAKING: Suzuki’s HR ball HIT a car causing it to explode and get on fire! Stay tuned for updates
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No, but he IS your owner 😹😹😹😹
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Them: “You gotta be insane to think the Cubs will be buyers at the deadline”
Me af:
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Doctor: “You only have 7 minutes and 47 seconds left to live”
Me:
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Cubs 7, 8 and 9 hitter during absolutely any situation
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Some things never change
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Shut yo ass up
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WHO had 5 RBI??????????
Javier Baez has 5 RBI and the Tigers are winning 13-0
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At what moment did you know that you’re favorite team’s season was over
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People blame Jed when he isn’t aggressive yet hate when he is…. Not sure what this fanbase wants anymore
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Isaac Paredes
.247 AVG | .355 OBP | .438 SLG
12.0 BB% | 16.0 K% | 130wRC+ | 2.9 fWAR
Christopher Morel
.199 AVG | .302 OBP | .374 SLG
11.2 BB% | 24.5 K% | 93 wRC+ | -0.1 fWAR
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Broken escalators - 1
World Series - 0
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Get a ring
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THE MOST AMERICAN THING YOU CAN DO IS HIT TWO 3-RUN HOMERS ON THE 4TH OF JULY!
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Watching the bottom of the Cub’s lineup
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My wife seeing me come to bed happy with a Cubs win for the first time in months (Good day to be a drywall)
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No cub fan will ever forget 2023 Yan Gomes.
Gas money takes you home 🥲
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Ratio
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Chicago Cubs after having us thinking they were back
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Wait, you can call up prospects to help you win ballgames?
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The “inclement weather”:
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Alright man…. Who in SDS thought it was okay to make the knuckle this crazy….
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13-9 without Steele, Suzuki, Happ, or a closer against a not-so-easy schedule.
We’ll be alright. Let’s keep the ball rolling
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World Series winner for a reason. When we need him the most, he shows up.
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Me when the Cubs become sellers at the deadline and have to watch an infield of Madrigal, Mastro, and Bote
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REMATCH AT THE FEDERAL LANDMARK
TONIGHT.
CODY SEEKS REVENGE AGAINST HIS STRONGEST OPPONENT YET
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& never forget who put the dagger into your last postseason appearance
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Vladimir Guerrero Jr. the last 31 games 📊
.358/.442/.508
19 RBI
18 R
His OPS has gone from .675 to .807 in that span.
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Omg is that Caleb wearing a Miles Mastrobuoni jersey?
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According to Jon Heyman, Seiya Suzuki has been involved in recent trade talk.
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Fuck up nerd
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Michael Busch when it rains
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WARNING ⚠️ During the eclipse, do not stare at the sun without solar eclipse glasses or you might end up like him:
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They say you’re not a superstar, 27.
They say you’re not a MVP candidate, 27.
They doubted you in 23’, 27.
They say they’re not scared of you, 27.
How will you respond?
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You are not him lil bro 😭😭
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If Shōta has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Shōta has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Shōta has only one fan then that is me.
If Shōta has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
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I’ll do it for free
(I don’t know Japanese) (I have a gambling addiction)
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And this one was dead center
One was down the right field line one was to left center field cubs fans are so retarded
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Suzuki would’ve stat padded against the Marlin’s LHP rotation if he wasn’t injured
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Suzuki, Steele, and Bellinger all in the IL
Cody Bellinger is headed to the IL.
Pete Crow-Armstrong has been recalled from
@IowaCubs
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From Trey Mancini & Eric Hosmer to Michael Busch
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Anyway
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Tell me about it 😹😹😹
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If Cubs sweep, I will purchase this jersey and post proof
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I’d rather watch any of these boys than whoever is on the field right now
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It was bound to happen when his stats are looking like this
Congratulations to
@Cubs
rookie Shota Imanaga on winning the first Pitch Hand Award of the 2024 season! 🏆
#MLBCentral
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@RoFlo
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#YouHaveToSeeIt
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No, and if you’re blaming Jed, you’re an absolute casual.
Yes, Jed constructed this team, but this team was MEANT to be good. A lot of slumping & regressing players happened this year.
No one, no matter how much they preach it, could’ve predicted how bad they’re performing
Is Jed Hoyer to blame for the
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For his birthday, we should release him and let him be a full time ESPN commentator. I’m sure it’ll make him happy!🙏🏽
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Ian when in Pittsburgh
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Suzuki can’t play defense?
Explain this then haters
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Your team is fighting to even get to .500 yet you talk about the cubs
Worry about your own team struggles, kid!
How to beat the Chicago Cubs:
Get to their bullpen
This bullpen is worse than the 2022 Cincinnati Reds.
Oh my
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I don’t care how many games back we are….
Win streak starts tonight. We don’t jump ship
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GET FUCKED CUBS FANS FUCK ALL OF YOU LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3-1 WIN THE SERIES BALL DONT FUCKING LIE BABY
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This time yeah
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Domínguez this, Dominguez that. Enough!
Bring him home.
The Cubs are another potential Yankees trade partner. Nico Hoerner and Mike Tauchman lead the Cubs in starts at the leadoff spot. Either would upgrade the Yankees' lineup. Tauchman played for NYY in '19, '20 and '21.
CHC & NYY have been regular trade partners: Effross '22,
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Fuck up
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Oh my god not again 🤦🏽♂️
#Cubs
Keegan Thompson is going on the 15-day IL with a right rib fracture (retro 6/27). Ethan Roberts recalled. Also, Vinny Nittoli DFA’d and Jorge Lopez has been selected.
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