BREAKING:My girlfriend is opting out of her player-option and will explore free agency effective 10 minutes ago. She reportedly is looking for a long-term deal with a man who “doesn’t cry at the end of Toy Story 3.” Her Pilates instructor is the leader in the clubhouse, Per Shams

@gerard_tinkle @FShoelace12 Good luck Tinklestein, rooting for you. Let me bless you with UC Davis +1.5

@futtywap Ayo @PLover1281 caught in 4K

@gerard_tinkle @FShoelace12 What are you on tonight, need to make some more money

@austinjohnso_n7 Sending this to your dad

@georgeKnievel Could never what? Have all dudes at a party ?

Question for ncaab experts @JayBilas @JonRothstein @CooperFlagg @jasonmurray31 @ESPNLunardi @DukeMBB @CoachCalArk Why doesn’t Isiah Evans get more run?

If Jacksonville state, USCD, and UC Irvine don’t make it to March madness we riot #midmajor

RT @mid_madness: WE NEED A #2BidBigWest. Both these teams have Cinderella potential, but UC San Diego could make a once in a lifetime kind…

@MTSUenjoyer @nlorensensports Bad team + sorry you went to a shit school + stop living in the past

@MTSUenjoyer @nlorensensports MTSU is not good

I lied a slight reason of Memphis stronger non con, but New Mexico should be almost a lock for the tourney

@FShoelace12 Frankie, was saying either you or her are getting disbarred

@CorbieBO Uhhh UCSD?

@RGIII He’s the worst QB since Trent dilford to win a Super Bowl

@harryjsisson BREAKING: Harry Sisson chokes down large, black penis and enjoys it. More to come on this developing story

@HaterReport_ Maybe if he didn’t get the JAB none of this would have happened

@arianatorswildt Clearly she is overrated and not that good of a performer. If she was more attractive and/or produced better music she wouldn’t be booed. It’s that simple