shen yuan might not be the original goods but he's stuck in a body that forces him into a panic attack as soon as mqf presses fingers into his wrist and he doesn't even know why
Sorry yqy would be . So insane if he got sj pregnant. Can't lift anything heavier than a hand fan - shidi please don't walk across the rainbow bridge- a-jiu /please/ stop hitting me it's bad for the baby--
I'm also willing to believe sy thinks you can't have sex at ALL while pregnant - "is it the same for men as it is for women!?!?" - and lbh is now celibate for 9 months of his own making
Love sj and sy both being trans but sy got hrt and top surgery at 15 bc loving rich parents and sj is now 30 with nothing and fucking hates sy so much like. Must be easy to become kind and pretty when everyone loved you from the start huh
Love shen jiu and shen yuan both obsessed with keeping up appearances.... sy acts like a theatre kid with his "Ah. A perfect cold immortal look" thinking and sj holding a book upside down to his face to appear scholarly.... I love them
Love trans yqy but also love him being cis and not fully getting it. He corrects an employee when they call sj beautiful bc to him that's like misgendering but it just sounds like he thinks sj is ugly
I love when sqq really like. Looks at nyy for the first time and is proud of how she's grown into a reasonable woman and not a one dimensional harem member and like. Yeah! Bc of you! I love it!
imagining shen twin disciples.. other qjp disciples thinking sy is the weak twin. Taking shit about sj in front of him bc hey, they fight all the time, he must hate his brother as much as anyone else does. But they are very sorely mistaken.
Sj reborn as bingqiu's baby and retaining his past life memories is so funny (read: tragic) bc while lqg is already not allowed to babysit if it was even suggested sj would throw a tantrum so big they'd start to wonder if infants can have qi deviations
I love fics where bingge brings his sqq back using the plant body and sj is just. The most riddled with ptsd from being literally torn apart. Yqy is dead. Nyy states at him in the hall. He hears jeers from other wives. He's not allowed to die.
Yqy IMMEDIATELY without even sparing a greeting checking sqq's qi flow when he returns from the skinner demon quest always gets me. He was so in looove sj would have been so immediately mad I'm sure but he did it anyways! No wonder they got into fights so often!!!!