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Sunday Scaries
5 years
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
post-bachelor party at gate b24 in the delta terminal
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
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Sunday Scaries
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Sunday Scaries
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
Just remember going into this week: *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week* *short week*
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
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Sunday Scaries
1 year
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
Two years ago I reached out to three candle companies trying to collaborate — one didn’t answer and two said my audience wasn’t large enough. Would love to know if they would’ve liked to sell 500 candles in 24 hours on a random October Sunday.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
Most Sunday feeling Wednesday night ever.
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Sunday Scaries
1 year
When brands and content managers go through the effort of finding the exact font but can’t go through the effort of tagging who they got the their ideas from >>>>>>>>
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Dairy Queen
1 year
me leaving work after this post goes live: 🚗💨 📸: smariaverde
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Sunday Scaries
1 year
Your anxiety was up 28% this week for a daily average of 12h 58m.
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
The least anxious Sunday of the year.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
Quite possibly the least Sunday feeling Sunday of the year.
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Sunday Scaries
2 years
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
Rise and grind.
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
Today is going to mark the one millionth listen of The Sunday Scaries Podcast, something I never thought would’ve been possible when I released it last summer. To everyone who has listened and followed along — thank you for making my Sundays a little less scary.
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
My culture is not your Instagram caption. Please delete, @WhiteHouse .
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There’s no Sunday scaries when you get to work for the American people every day.
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
what’s the opposite of this tweet
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
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Sunday Scaries
2 years
uhhhhhhhhhhh that's one way to put it
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
Fidèle, the napping river dog from Bruges, but with Timothée Chalamet.
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
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Sunday Scaries
10 months
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
oh no
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
*Tomorrow is actually Sunday* *Tomorrow is actually Sunday* *Tomorrow is actually Sunday* *Tomorrow is actually Sunday* *Tomorrow is actually Sunday* *Tomorrow is actually Sunday* *Tomorrow is actually Sunday*
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
*long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend* *long weekend*
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
Disregard this, just get drunk.
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
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Sunday Scaries
2 years
The beans in my third espresso martini looking back at me asking, "You sure this is a good idea?"
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
Heart goes out to anyone working in an office today. All you can do is attempt to register what's happening, save vacation days for next year, and hope you can bounce back.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
A Sunday tradition.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
crying
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
This week’s schedule: Monday Tuesday Friday Saturday 1.0 Saturday 2.0 Saturday 3.0 Sunday
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
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Sunday Scaries
2 years
I… how?
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✨Slams laptop shut until Monday✨
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
it’s five o’clock somewhere (taylor’s version)
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
it’s a war out here
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Sunday Scaries
2 years
It appears as though this has found its target audience 🤝 @machinegunkelly
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
Top three worst Sunday of the year.
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
No, despite how today feels, it’s not Sunday.
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
Scariest Sunday... ever?
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
Growing up is just three stages: Stage 1. Four Loko Stage 2. Red Bull-Vodka Stage 3. Espresso Martinis
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Sunday Scaries
1 year
Tonight’s Panic Room — On a flight and won’t get home until after 11 — Phone has been below 50% battery all day — Sore back from too much golf — Haven’t eaten since having tacos at noon — Legs covered in bug bites — Unexpected nudity on “Dave” finale rattled woman next to me
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
THE most Sunday-feeling Saturday of all-time.
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Sunday Scaries
2 years
It’s 4:30 pm on a Sunday in late October. The late afternoon NFL games are on. A fall beer is in a glass on the coffee table. You debate lighting a scented candle but the smell wafting in from the kitchen is too perfect — the pot roast in your pumpkin Le Creuset. Life is good.
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Sunday Scaries
1 year
Everything you need to know about this week's In/Out Report episode. 🎧 › | 🖥️ ›
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Sunday Scaries
7 years
Can’t wait to drink Wednesday night, Thursday night, Friday night, and Saturday night only to have a complete mental breakdown a week from today.
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
This photo was taken six years ago, right around the time I started Sunday Scaries as a small Tumblr page where I’d write 350 word columns about getting drunk. Today marks the six-year anniversary of that site, and I couldn’t be happier about where that decision has taken me.
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
Well it certainly got dark quickly haha everything is fine but seriously what’s everyone doing right now
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
😤😤😤
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
f r i d a y
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
Ordered some candles for the Panic Room and got this note along with it. “We’re less scared together than we are individually.”
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Sunday Scaries
7 years
Could not approve less of this message.
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Jägermeister USA
7 years
Helping your Sundays become a little less scary since 1878.
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Sunday Scaries
1 year
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
Sunday Scaries turns 8 years old today. Thanks to everyone who’s followed along all these years and have allowed me to make a living doing something that’s actually fun.
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Sunday Scaries
2 years
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Sunday Scaries
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Sunday Scaries
2 years
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
Haven’t written or recorded this week’s episode yet. May happen tomorrow. May happen Saturday. It may be different so apologies ahead of time. You understand.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
Just remember: short week, short week, short week, short week, short week.
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
“The perfect car doesn’t exi—“
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
“Probably just taking it easy.”
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
Tonight’s Panic Room — Leaving London Tomorrow, Flight Already Delayed — Showered, Fresh Hotel Room — Sunday Times — A/C Low — One (1) Scotch — Missing My Dog — Spent ~ $1M Since Christmas — Dreading Jet Lag/Bachelor Tomorrow — Absolutely Exploiting Free Hotel Amenities
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
There's a brand that people confuse with mine and I receive messages about them nearly every single day. Until now, I haven't said much about them. But enough is enough. Everything you need to know about the CBD company that I have nothing to do with:
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
🕯️ The Sunday Scaries Scented Candle has arrived. Oh, and did we mention The Panic Room Candle and wick trimmer as well? Together with @vellabox , we created a complete set. Buy, smell, enjoy:
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
A @netflix travel series where I drink all weekend in a foreign city and use local hangover cures + relaxation techniques to calm my nerves the following Sunday.
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Sunday Scaries
1 year
Ready to really start dressing.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
First full work week of the year. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
Q: Is the first day back after the holidays the worst day of the year? A: Yes.
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Sunday Scaries
7 years
Hello? Hi, it’s me. I’d like to go back to last Wednesday when I had a four-day weekend ahead of me rather than sitting here weighing ten pounds more than I did before Thanksgiving.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
Apple sending Screen Time weekly breakdowns on Sundays is just downright wrong.
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
Top-three hangover day of the year.
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
3:58 p.m. — The average time Sunday Scaries kick in, according to new research.
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Sunday Scaries
2 years
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
hello darkness my old friend
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
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Sunday Scaries
2 years
Byyyyyyyyyyyye.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
dammit it was just friday like two seconds ago
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
Today is Saturday. Tomorrow is Friday. And January 1st is Sunday.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
We’ve officially reached the “I need to go to bed but I don’t want to admit that the weekend is over” portion of the night.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
Today’s to-do list: — Survive
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
catch me with a riptide rush though
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Sunday Scaries
1 year
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
The most popular posts from 2020, part one.
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
Tonight’s Panic Room — Patagonia Boxers — No Shirt — Fresh out of a hot tub — Tall San Pelly — ‘True Detective’ — Boy Smells Candle — Fans (Low) — Praying iTunes approves @circlingbackpod before tomorrow — Sleepy Dog
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
"i'm not hungover, i'm just tired"
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Sunday Scaries
1 year
This week, listener questions 🌿 Career changes for mental health reasons, current Panic Room setup, Things Girls Do After Graduation storylines for 2023, Sunday reading list, style upgrades for a 25-year-old, and more. 🎧 › |
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
didn’t realize you were emailing with a badass, huh
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Sunday Scaries
5 years
Tonight's Panic Room — Outdoor Voices Shirt + Joggers — Hungover/Still Buzzed From Bachelor Party — Have No Idea How Much I Spent This Weekend — Succession/SNF — Cire Trudon Positano Candle — Tired Dog — Nest to 68, Fans Everywhere — Seriously, I Don't Feel Good
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Sunday Scaries
4 years
Somewhere out there, there’s a couple sitting down on their couch saying to each other, “You know, I’ve heard that Succession show is really good—let’s start that tonight,” and I couldn’t be more jealous.
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Sunday Scaries
3 years
Let’s chat.
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Whataburger®
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the cure to the Sunday scaries is getting Whataburger
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Sunday Scaries
6 years
“I had a pretty low-key weekend” directly translates to “If I told you everything I did this weekend, you’d fire me on the spot.”
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