All the boys giving us rape threats record the video sitting in a car kyunki ghar pe record kiya toh maap baap ko pata chal jaaega ki ghar pe beta nahi galti hua hai.
Received a call saying I am your father send money on this number. I forgot my wallet. I asked when is my birthday? The man gave me my brother’s birthday then yelled at me for wasting his time. He was my father 😇
I am so proud as a comic to announce that I am going to have a Stand-Up Special on a leading OTT that rhymes with Crime. I am touring from 25th of September. Please buy tickets❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Me- fought with my mom today. Said sorry, everything is fine.
Me- fought with my dad today. Does anyone know any good houses in Mumbai? I am homeless now.
Your profession does not protect you, your religion does not protect you, your clothes dont protect you, you getting home early does not protect you, you locking doors does not protect you. Because its not what you do, its THEM. THEY NEED TO STOP!