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Disgusted at half the England team kneeling. Get the fuck up 😡
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@SimmoKaren
What’s going on with them . They look weird ... have they been photoshopped !
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My next door neighbour has cancer and is shielding for 12 weeks. She’s reliant on government food boxes which are fine but a little basic. Just fetched her a few nice bits and a bunch of flowers to cheer her up. She cried. That made me cry I’m such a soft shit honestly 🙄😊
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@leanneb68
Thanks mate. I know genuine embarrassment and distress when I see it. Felt for the kids too. Their little faces when they thought the sweeties had to go back.The older boy of about 8 said” it’s ok mum get the bread “ who could not respond to that.. you’d have to be made of ice 😢
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So the day we’ve been dreading is finally here. From 6 weeks old to nearly 15 I’ve been privileged to share my life with Bilbo. Best, gentlest soul ever. My heart is smashed. Run free old friend and know you were so loved and always will be 🌈 🐾 🐶 ❤️❤️
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@123db_GEEK
Or maybe she just underestimated how little she had on her and how pricey the Co-op is. Maybe it’s not her local shop. Some people don’t use contactless as they need to budget more closely? Who knows. But thanks for your input. She didn’t choose to be humiliated ffs.
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To the person who just DM’d me to say I must be “desperate” to be on dating sites- no mate, I’m not sad, lonely or desperate ffs my life is full on, it’s not wrong to want to Also have a Special person in my life as well , ya knob🙄 so MYOB 👍
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And to the eejit who has just DM to say I bet you’re not at the gym you’re at home stuffing your fat face here ya go you twat… how’s the view from your Momma’s basement 🙄😂
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Just reading about all the assholes returning the dogs they adopted from shelters during the pandemic back now they are returning to the workplace… just fucking no! A dog is forever not just for pandemic amusement. Dogs. Are. Family. Get it. 🤬
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This is what 54, no make up and in shopping and painting scruffs looks like 🙈 ye gods 🤣
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@SuzeJoels_LFC
Absolutely. Fancy tutting when the lady in front was mortified and flustered enough. I turned round and gave her the death stare. Tbf she did have the decency to blush and stop tutting. There but for the grace of God go I , Lady 😡
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What a week to give up all liquids except water - on the vets advice we have had to take the heartbreaking decision to send our adored Bilbo over the rainbow bridge on Thursday …. Feel totally broken. I had him at 6 weeks. He will be 15 in March. 😢 sick to my stomach
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Just had the devastating news that a friend of mine has passed away. He had a brain tumour diagnosed in January and was battling hard but has succumbed😢. Work was always better when we were on duty together. So sad for his family. He was 49. RIP Kev, be free. 💔
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This is the excited face of a girl who is at the station waiting for bestie’s train to get in. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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For the twat who has just DM’d me to ask why I post selfies when I’m fat .. take this 👇
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You don’t have to be a Royalist to mourn the passing of a man who almost lived to be a century old. Just don’t be a prick and post vile things because you’re hiding behind your keyboard. Don’t be that person. Simples. Night all x
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I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m undateable. Today’s offering ( and it’s only 11.20) …. “So Sue.. you seem loads of fun and are easy on the eye ,can I just ask, would you consider having more kids?” Wtaf I’m 55 as it clearly states on my profile. And he’s 54(?) I give up 🤔
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Off out for dinner and to be introduced to daughter’s new bf !
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Gym’s full of boys posing in the mirrors … where’s the real men at 🤷♀️😏
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Am I the only person who has never watched a single episode of Strictly bum prancing? 🤷♀️
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This is the face of someone who is feeling blessed and bring on 2022. 🙏
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So….. it would appear that after another gruelling round of multiple interviews today I’ve bagged myself the new job I applied for … in shock but so excited for a new chapter and phase in my crazy ass life 😳😍. Get in!
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Some arsehole sent me a message saying I was a “ show off “ because I have booked business class flights to Sydney.... like, what are we.. 12 ?? A “
Show off??? “. 🙄
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Morning all. Had to rush Momma to A and E at 5am. She’s feeling very unwell … Hated just leaving her there …. Please pray for her 🥺
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@LozzaFox
LAURENCE The voice of reason. White privilege is just rubbish and a myth by and large. I’m white and my life sure as hell ain’t privileged. I have to work hard for a very modest living ..
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Happy 26th Birthday to my beautiful daughter ….. counting the minutes Til we can celebrate properly. She really is a wonderful young woman, my heart, my masterpiece creation. ❤️❤️❤️
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Morning all. New day, first day in my new job. Wish me luck 😬🙏
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When your Mum has been round and she’s given you an envelope with cash in “ for a treat because you deserve it Susie “ and you say, momma it isn’t Xmas yet please keep it and she replies , “that’s not your Xmas pressie darling “. Yeah, that ! 🥴❤️. She’s a mum in a million 💎
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Two hour walk to get in a better headspace and get some fresh air ❤️
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When the guy you’ve got a date with this week suddenly slips into the conversation that he has a confession - his “grown up”children are actually in fact 6, 9 and 12 and have three different mums. Date cancelled. I love kids but that’s way too complicated for me. Next! 🙄
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I’ve had to rush Mum to A and E and they won’t let me in as they have had a COVID outbreak so I’ve had to just leave her there. My poor Momma. Prayers and kind wishes for us if you can ... 😢
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Took this on my way to work this morning and it reminded me that no matter how grim things are - and God knows my life has been grim lately - if you’re alive to see the sun rise on a new day you’re already winning. Thanks for bearing with me Tweeps 😊
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Absolutely classless and disrespectful to boo at your opponent’s national anthem , I don’t care what nationality you are ….
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Afternoon tea out with the girlies later. Will I do… my confidence is at rock bottom after yesterday x
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Good morning all. So the 18 year old son of someone I know who died suddenly I told you about? .. was an organ donor and 3 of his other organs have been transplanted. It’s a comfort to his family to know that 3 others will now live through J’s sacrifice ❤️
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Finding it hard to understand the negative replies to my post about my ex husband bringing me a birthday card. Just to clarify I divorced him a decade ago but we’ve remained friendly. I get on well with his partner . He gets me a card every year and I get both of them cards 👍
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@SusanHo76765386
Well maybe that’s because more and more people are struggling? Doesn’t matter to me - but essentially you’re calling me a liar. You don’t know me and that’s fine.
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Hello friends, just to let you know that Mum is out of hospital and is ok. Thanks for all your good wishes and concerns. Means a lot. Xxx
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Off out to dinner with the girls. A much needed chance to unwind after a highly stressful few days. And breathe ….
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@daveroyaldj
We had one phone in our house when I was a small kid. It was on a table at the bottom of the stairs. You didn’t touch it til after 6pm when the rates dropped !
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Lots of downsides to being single but a few upsides … like dancing around the living room in my knickers with music on loud instead of looking at asshole ex watching MOTD
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Day didn’t work out as planned, mum is a little under the weather today, so we rearranged lunch. My gorgeous daughter decided she was taking her momma out for dinner instead so here we are. Bloody windswept though 🙈
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Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
The guys have switched off the water and electricity and I need a wee,
So bloody marvellous Happy Birthday to me 🤣
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When I took Bilbo from his mummy I promised her I’d take the best care of him til the end. As you know today was the end….😢I’m trying to console myself with the thought that we did just that. My beautiful boy is now at peace. Thanks to all for your love. Means a lot ❤️ Bilbo
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Just had the devastating news that a friend’s 18 year old son has died suddenly without warning of a condition nobody even knew he had. Utterly heartbreaking 💔
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Breast screening results are back - all clear. Excellent news. Wasn’t expecting bad news but always good to go for screening appointments and to regularly self examine - that goes for you boys too x
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Cheeky drink whilst waiting for an impromptu lunch out. Niiiiice
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My gorgeous girl enjoying the hot hot hot weather in Sydney today. Love this girl to the moon and back. My heart , my masterpiece creation. ❤️ ♾
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So we are home and I’m getting her settled in…. This is without doubt one of my best ever days ❤️ thanks to all you lovely people who have sent me kind messages ❤️
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Unpopular post alert- I’m sick of seeing these appeals for the Afghans. I’m sorry for the innocents there of course. But I won’t give these appeals a single penny whilst our veterans are on the streets. 😡
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So some news … as you know my baby emigrated to Aus two yes ago … well owing to very sad circumstances I won’t go into …. She’s coming back permanently in a few weeks. Bolt from the blue but my broken heart can start to mend. My baby. My baby is coming home. 😍
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@surreycorner
I’m know they would ❤️. I’m not after a pat on the back it’s just I was a skint single Mum once and it sucks ass. I want people to be kind if they can. More people than ever are struggling x
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When someone sends a follower request and immediately slides right in there and asks if I want to sell pics and vids of my feet. Just now. Yeah that. Wtaf I hate feet. Ugh. Eff off mate I haven’t even had my first cuppa yet. 🤢
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Been a stressful week but I’m still smiling and off out for a dressed down dinner with the girlies - third time this week. And another first date tomorrow.😬
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Here she is the Birthday girl! She’s had such a lovely day. I’ve done my 11k steps already - she’s shopped til I dropped 😳😂. Just taken her home and she said “
Susie I’ve had the best day, your Dad would be so proud of you and so am I, you’re the worlds best daughter” awww ❤️
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Woke up at 3am and my pillow was wet. Crying in my sleep again I’m missing my baby so much. Christmas is so hard 😢. Feeling really low so took myself off for a drive round the villages...but realised you can run but not hide. The feelings are the same wherever I go 🥺
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When your Mum makes a new outfit for the dolly you made at school 43 years ago and she’s still got it and has it on her bedroom chair. My adorable Momma ❤️ she’s loving having me and her granddaughter at hers today.
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Well we are here in North Wales. Fabulous drive through the Llanberis pass ❤️
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Morning all. It’s the morning after the night before and time for me to try and re-balance myself after an awful week. Thanks to all of you for your kind wishes and messages. Love you all xx
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So a couple of friends have decided that it’s time I started dating again and have told me they are working on my profile but tbh I think I’m fine as I am at the moment. I’m enjoying being totally free to do whatever I want….
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@windyace
Good for you. There’s always hope and children don’t remain children forever. They are free to choose and make their own minds up about who are heroes and villains. The outcome can be surprising x
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@LDNpirate
🙄. Just trying to highlight and encourage everyone to be nice as sometimes we are too busy to look around us.
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Today’s dating shizzle
message 1, hi Sue how are you?
Message 2. How long you been single ?
Message 3. Do you 69?
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All in under an hour ..🤦♀️ my reply? “ what are you, 12? Get fuc*ed mate … but it won’t be by me ! “
Wtaf. Instant block. Time for a cardi and a cat? 🤦♀️
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Cheers and good morning. I’m sitting here on a sunny day overlooking the runway with 5 minutes or so before my girl’s plane lands with a frothy coffee feeling blessed. I gave my girl wings and strength and she’s flown back to me. Her next chapter starts today. Proud momma ❤️
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I’ve had to block 20 new followers today alone - all with porn on their TL… ffs just feck off. Plus… a message from a charming man saying maybe “the reason you can’t get a man is because you’re too old, fat and unattractive “ !
So that’s nice. ….. 🙄🥹
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Right, night all. Wouldn’t it be so nice to cosy up here tonight? Who’s in ? Xx
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@BerelSolomon
Love this. As a parent nobody wants their child to be bullied Or be a bully. Good for you for supporting him and showing him the right path 😊
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So what’s great when you have trouble sleeping .. that’s right hearing the neighbours bonking ..🙄. .. I’m completely unsatisfied with his performance I can tell you and wish he’d up his game … what even is this, amateur night ? 🤔🤷♀️😂
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My date went well. He’s actually very nice. We went to a nice place for lunch and sat in the shade when a couple sat at the next table with their “ babies “. They are called Hero and Buddy. I know cos I began a conversation and asked. My date said he loved how friendly I am 😊
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Just spoken to the hospital. My poor Momma is really poorly and after collapsing in the night has had to have a blood transfusion and is now unable to stand and back in bed. ... please spare a thought for her 🥺
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When your Saturday takes a bitter twist again and you’re at A and E with the Momma yet again, poor Momma… and the Doctor asks you if it comes to it, does she want to be resuscitated 🥹
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My ex husband has just walked round with a birthday card for me for tomorrow from and his lovely partner. How nice x 🤗
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Good morning all and Merry Christmas to one and all. Whatever your day looks like , I hope you’re happy and safe and enjoy a wonderful day. Much love to my Twitter family xxxxxxxx
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Hello gang, may I introduce you to our new addition. We collect him at Christmas and cannot wait! Meet Bentley ❤️. We are totally smitten 😍 isn’t he just totally special 🐾💓
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