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๐ WIPs and bottom JC rambling zone ๐คซ IโM OLD ๐ pls leave me alone ๐๏ธ most content NSFW and problematic ๐ pfp
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just thinking about streaming sensation/influencer wwx whoโs famous for his parkouring (something physically taxing like that) until one time the camera thatโs usually following him crashes to the ground, followed by a muffled โshit!โ and a distant โchengcheng!โ
jiang cheng who is usually typecasted as the antagonist in all series he plays. he doesnโt mind it, but it gets boring ๐ช even worse when people say heโs just playing himself ๐ฅบ so theyโre saying heโs evil?! ๐ญ but his agent told him thereโs a new type of role he can try out for!
still thinking about JC looking and behaving like madam yu. maybe he doesnโt really have the same physical figure as madam yu, but with the right outfit, he might be able to pull it off. and thatโs exactly what madam yu is counting on for this gala event.
thinking about JC who completely forgot about his birthday until he got a video call from his sister. on screen is a pudgy little 2yo JL seated on JYLโs lap. JL shyly hides behind the sleeve of his duck onesie but his tiny voice singing happy birthday to his jiujiu still carries!
JC taking the juniors for a game of laser tag. the juniors all clamor for JL to be on their team ๐ hahah! no way would JC win now, he would never shoot at JL. they got this EASY ๐!!!
JC, shoots at JL the second the game starts:
JL: JIUJIU?!?!
JC: itโs war, a-ling.
(JC, recording, video-editing, audio-editing, moderating: no one does anything around here to help me.
WWX: i can help edit!
JC: no, you take weeks and the result is unwatchable. like giving a camera phone to a 6month old baby.
WWX: ๐ฅฒ)
i just think modern au JC deserves to experience a good relationship but it couldnโt last for some reason or other. they broke it off amicably, remaining good friends
JC: thank you for everything
WZL, kissing his forehead in a rare display of affection:
everyone, watching: ๐๐๐
thinking about how cultivation world blacklisted sandu shengshou. but the common folk, the non-cultivation world, even the emperor himself! finds sandu shengshou ticks all the boxes of a perfect marriage prospect:
filial โ
finance โ
upstanding background โ
bonus: a war hero ๐คฉ
thinking about JC being wary and wanting to make sure JL is being taken care of properly at koi tower, so he infiltrates/sneaks in as one of the maids. no one would suspect a thing!
JGS, pointing at JC: you look quite well built, care to show us all a dance?
JC: ๐ง
the netizen goes wild.
they assumed his antics and videos have been filmed by a drone. no! this whole time thereโs been someone who shadows wwx and has been able to keep up with his speed while filming? unthinkable!
okay, donโt think too hard about this. but. thinking about childhood friends turn boyfriends turn engaged soon to be married JC and WWX. their marriage never came to be as JC sees how obviously in love WWX is with LWJ and vice versa.
[allcheng]
when they were still young, WWX dared JC to wear a veil (covers lower half of his face) and see how long he could keep it on for as WWX will actively try to take it off. it started off as fun play fighting and a goal of a spar for the rest of the disciples.
modern au where WWX swears he keeps getting pranked by JC and no one believes him. not even JC. thatโs because all of the โpranksโ are just JCโs ways to be efficient.
thinking about modern au where theyโre holding a small get together for the family. everyoneโs having a good time and getting along for once. JL is also clinging to his jiujiu so much, more than usual.
๐ซฃ have a very specific need of twin jades wrecking and ravaging twin prides side by side completely and thoroughly into incoherency ๐ณ the lan brothers are comparing techniques
JC: w-will the drama air on TV?
NHS: haha, itโs so lewd theyโre only doing an online broadcast
whew. maybe heโll be safe then.
well.
if he even gets the part. he knows his reputation. who would pick The Sandu Shengshou to play someone soft like this SQH character.
thinking about a JC who got into a minor scuffle but it turned out to be a major incident and has to go through some sort of witness protection program to be safe
JC: ok
JFM: living by yourself?!
JC: ??? i havenโt lived in the mansion for five years
JFM, pikachu face:
agent: oof
end!
(this can be read romantic/platonic! either way ๐ซ WWX wonโt let JC get hurt on his watch ever again! he swears he had a heart attack that day ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ!!! he cried way more than JC did!!!)
the camera is still rolling. cracked screen and all. the shot is of the rooftopโs floor where wwx was supposed to leap off, but now shows only the ground and two shadows. one is a crumpled form and the other is recognizablely wwx with his messy ponytail and cap.
the two seem to continue yelling at each other if the crackly audio is to be trusted. the camera is left rolling, forgotten, as the shadows move further and further away.
โwho is chengcheng?!โ becomes the trending tag that week.
when the next stream comes weeks later, wwx acts like nothing happened. any comments or questions about โchengchengโ are smoothed over by his beaming smile and charismatic โchengcheng is doing well, thank you for the concern!โ replies.
the two shadows become one, a hug? then become two again. itโs unclear. also itโs pretty windy so they can barely hear any words over it.
itโs clear whoever โchengchengโ is is injured though, as wwxโs shadow seems to bodily pull them over his shoulders in a piggy back.
(also the stream becomes so famous because the camera manages to keep rolling for a few more hours. itโs hours and hours of the rooftop floor footage. itโs clear that wwx has something or someone as a higher priority than worrying about his stream.)
JZX going to get groceries with JL and JC. theyโre waiting in line to pay.
JZX: OH! i forgot one thing, wait here!
JC, pushing cart with JL in it, next in line to pay: ๐ฑ
JL, in cart: ๐ฑ
(there are whispers about this being a stunt to drive wwxโs channel subscribers high, but anyone can tell the shout of โchengcheng!โ was riddled with true fear they never heard from the usually easy going internet celebrity.)
itโs divisive between fans of the new look against fans who miss chengchengโs camerawork. but regardless, they still enjoy wwxโs channel.
(and they will never stop submitting fanworks of wwx princess-carrying this mysterious โchengchengโ to safety.)
JC: what role is this again?
NHS: itโs ah, itโs better if you read the script
JC, reading:
JC: this is all a bunch of โahhsโ and โaahnsโ?
NHS:
JC:
NHS:
JC: NIE. HUAI. SANG.
NHS: you said you wanted something different!!!!!!
after the first few, it seems his moderator cuts down any questions about the mysterious companion. after a few more minutes, wwx finally takes control and starts one of his more laid back streams where he shows the next abandoned building heโll explore.
thinking about how maybe, just maybe, during their studies at cloud recesses, when JC is visibly vibrating with anxious energy at his wayward shixiong, who is off gallivanting with the second jade, maybe NHS makes an off-hand comment about channeling that energy towards the arts
and everything goes back to normal.
the trending tag finally goes away after a few more weeks.
when wwx does another parkouring stream though. this time the camera is most certainly a drone.
in essence, any trace of that chasing after wwxโs movements and speed is gone. no longer is the viewer treated to wwxโs hollers and laughters, now itโs wwxโs markedly quiet concentration and sometimes huffs or his commentaries as he treats the audience to the spotโs history.
(some managed to capture still frames to see if they could analyze anything to identify this โchengchengโ but no luck. the footage is too blurry. theyโre dressed too nondescript in a baggy hoodie and has a similar cap like wwxโs that obscure their face.)
additionally, thereโs also the camera attached on wwxโs head that shows his viewers what he sees. it makes it more immersive. the netizen gobbles up this professional upgrade to wwxโs channel.
thinking about maybe JYL wants to practice with different hair styles, so she plays with WWX or JCโs hair. WWX flaunts it off much to the rest of the jiang disciplesโ amusement. meanwhile, JC gets all blushy and scowly in his twin buns and pigtails and-and oh ๐ซฃ๐ณ
his subscriber numbers continue to increase. and it seems people have more or less forgotten about the incident that changed the channelโs look. any comments bringing up โchengchengโ is deleted within seconds.
it takes beautiful overhead shots as he leaps across chasms, follows along his climbing up and down the stairs seamlessly from a distance, and also does the sickest panning shots where he runs from one end to the other.
still thinking about JC having some vague-Thing with JGY and Qin Su. watching Jin Ling and Jin Rusong play together makes him warm; a family who welcomes his presence so kindly. JC stsrting to feel guilty for feeling Things towards the couple and telling himself heโs just lonely.
fics where post canon JC allows WXn in lotus pier and WWX takes LWJ for a tour of Lotus Pier and not recognizing anything anymore because everything is reconstructed is ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
jiang cheng waking up slowly after a good nightโs sleep. still sleep tussled and bleary as he stretches out like a cat, messing up the sheets around him, then turning towards the window with a scowl that melts into a small smile and sigh after a few moments to greet a new day.
not only is it a very spicy-scenes filled drama, itโs also a b-b-b-b-boys love drama, but heโs also the extra super ultimate s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-submissive character?!?!
i just think. modern AU. lil Jin Ling playing with lil Ouyang Zizhen, Lan Jingyi, and Wen Yuan! chubby little ones!
JL got bullied a lot because he has no parents but a jiujiu, and three defend JL from the bullies ๐ค!!! because theyโre good boys!!!
been thinking about how maybe, during a joint night hunt with another sect, JC got injured for some reason or other, and all jiang disciples converge on him immediately, protecting him from any more attacks, basically whisking him off the battle field, easily defeating the yao
thinking about bartender JC who is known for being such a great listener and problem solver he has many patrons become so loyal to him
JC, always working with airpods in, nodding along with whatever:
thinking about post canon no yunmeng sibs reconciliation where they avoid each other until thereโs barely any interaction at all except during discussion conferences.
both WWX and JC only hear stories of each other from JL, who desperately tried to get them to talk.
he will still try out for it, but he hopes those spicy-scenes arenโt too spicyโฆ his family sometimes watches his dramas after all! that would be so embarrassing!!!
JC is good at the shooting games, but better at rhythm games
WWX is also good at shooting games, but better at fighting games (he takes advantage of glitches/spams)
JYL is best at shooting and racing games. sheโs also good at fighting games by executing proper techniques/combos
thinking thoughts of a young cultivator that seemingly came out of nowhere and joined yunmeng jiang during sunshot campaign era. heโs a quiet one, but you can sense the strong leadership this young man posses within him. even jiang cheng can tell that heโs destined for greatness.
juniors, finding out the hard way that JC is a skilled marksman:
juniors, finding out the hard way that JC is competitive no matter against who:
juniors, finding out JCโs and WWXโs name in all of the leaderboards at the game center:
juniors, finding out JYLโs name at the top:
SLJ doing an โUndercover Bossโ and working along with fellow servants quietly to figure out how heโs doing
servant: ugh, i canโt believed i got swindled again!
JC: (do i pay them too low?)
s: it was my turn today to save SLJโs bath water!
JC:
JC: iโm sure i misheardโฆ
thinking about LP having a bird coop where they keep all of the messenger birds. thatโs where disciples can sometimes find their sect leader relaxing, cooing at the birds as he pets them, chuckling as a few chirrups and nuzzles at his jaw for attention โบ๏ธ
zhancheng but with JC influenced by all of WWXโs waxing so much poetry about LWJโs delicate beauty and maidenly shyness that JC was very shocked when itโs LWJ who loses his patience first and pushes him down instead ๐ณ๐ซฃ
thinking about how as he grows older and begins to accept and cast off the burdens of his past, making peace with his core, calming down as JL grows into his sect leader position, and resting moreโJC actually starts to look younger
another thought about omega jc that could be part of that transmigrated au or stand alone butโan omega JC who has a frighteningly precise control of his scent. omega sandu shengshou who is ruthless in combat not only from his fighting prowess but also in his scent manipulation.
jiang disciples thirsting after their sect leader who is stretching out in the field before his own training regimen. itโs a hot day, so sect leader is dressed lightly inโwait what is he wearing? is that some new outfit? what is that skintight outfit!?! SECT LEADER-
sudden eventual? zhanchengxian thoughts; angst, cheating?? a mess ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
modern au where JC and LWJ have been in a stable relationship for a couple of years. their relationship goes sideways when WWX comes back from his travels.
alright, so what if jiang-zongshu wears layers upon layers to disguise his small waist. and letโs just say, one time jiang-zongzhu took a hit so hard he was unconscious even before he hit the waters.
canโt sleep. thinking again how WWX really sent his coreless, blindfolded, trusting, traumatized little shidi up a mountain to meet up with a magical old lady
just want JC pretending to be a maid and needing to dance like his life depends on it and accidentally making everyone horni gripโฆ
JC, sneaking back in like heโs always been there: whatโd i miss?
YMJ Second in Command: ๐คฆ
๐ซ grumpy cat maid cafe JC forced to lift his skirt to show his lil soft belly over the tight frills of his lacey underwear. his plump thighs in tight thigh highs ๐ฉ itโs all the customersโ fault! they keep feeding him sweets!
JC: they call you meimei?
JL: uhuh!
JC, pausing in his tying up JLโs hair into pigtails with purple bows:
JC, pausing to look at the yellow jumpsuit JL is wearing with tiny white bows on the front and back:
JC: i have good taste ๐ค