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And I’ll do that shit again. I only have 11 months in my calendar because fuck 12 !
@GatorsDaily
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YOOO HE KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD
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Look how expressive they are with their ears and people decide to clip them
@TwinsAstudmuff
Twin neva chase em
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This too cute
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@sucertamere
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Giving people more grace because everyone has issues fr
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@sucertamere
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I’ve been blocked on the Bible app. It gets deeper
@saaayjadaaa
wada!
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blocking me on tiktok tho? who tf even thinks to do that????
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I can hear this tweet.
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Denz
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I’m this old
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I mean this in the most respectful manner. Does your dad know how to fight ?
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Me on the underground not holding on to anything.
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So you know how to release footage
@BTP
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This man lifted a level crossing barrier, wandered across the track and missed a passing train by less than a second. Don't be like this man. We have other things to deal with at the moment. And we cannot stress enough how dangerous this behaviour is.
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Crystal Palace.
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Can anyone guess the location
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Look at that mans laugh. Maybe this relationship stuff isn’t so bad.
@DeVonFranklin
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Shenanigans with the Mrs @meagangood 🙃🙃🙃
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BBC 3 was the best bbc channel. Lord knows why it got moved to online
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Bitch better have my toast
@leyah_don
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@Quionamonae Eh ? Yeah, I’m good beloved.
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Nah but I’ve held a ‘you’re gonna hate me 😭’
@Unkle_K
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What so you man have actually been stood up before? As in you attended the destination and she didn’t turn up?
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When I tell you, I screamed
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How did everyone come to the conclusion that it’s his girl ? He can’t wish his female friends a happy birthday ?
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Dating exclusively* we’re adults now
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So he found it, opened it. Realised it was in there. Put it back in the fridge.Left the room and decided to make this video ( must be a great actor to be angry all over again). And then decided to touch it. Lmao
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If fat tweets trigger you, go gym.
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And now they’ve come and made it as if the white people are the victims. Fuck the media x100
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@_blackisgold_ @aulanimitchell_ @Sgrate__ That’s why you’re hiding behind filters.
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All my tweets are for my personal entertainment, assume what you want.
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‘Eat it first or Im not sucking your dick’
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This woman’s sex appeal is out of this world.
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If you bum looks or moves like this please come and ruin my life.
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We falling in love this year.
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When you’ve been screaming hot boy summer and get caught at the till buying YSL heels.
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‘We’re gonna bill another one’ My fried self:
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Please go and help out in any way you can, and make it snappy.
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‘All class A drug users will not be permitted to serve their country due to health complications’ Me :
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@sucertamere
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‘I actually don’t know what you want me to say’
@ImKindOfTrash
ImKindOfTrash
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Apologize like a woman ...GO 😭
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Hate it when people touch me unnecessarily.
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My mum doesn’t have twitter.
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Feel free to drop pictures of your unclipped dogs 🙏🏾
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@danixllla He handsome as hell !
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No one is going hotel to chill as friends.
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@zeelovee_x Caught like a rat in Peckham
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Bring my fat tweets forward and I’ll call you fat again.
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The way teachers used to enjoy their power didn’t sit right with me
@sktn98
SKTN ⛈
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I’m convinced we all had the same teachers 💀
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@sucertamere
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@aliceandrxa Let’s not bore ourselves with the semantics !
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@DopeitsDrea February since I don’t get no love in these streets
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They were saying sancho x Dave vid for the announcement dkm
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Wanted to show off your woman and now people are threatening your life. Dangerous stuff this cuffing business.
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@sucertamere
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Me in the Nandos toilets
@Willof_D_
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You’re welcome
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You lot didn’t enjoy carni ? Guess what ? It’s you that was the problem. Stay home next year so I have more breathing space.
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Women’s rooms are comfy tho
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Everyone fucks us over and then expects us to help out when it happens to them. Dkm
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@sucertamere
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@ms_lubona True, it makes it easier to not take it personally and detach though
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Also check out this thread, even if you’re not from the UK. If you want more clarification on this issue because you don’t understand but want to help please don’t hesitate to ask.
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I really hope you lot don’t lose out on business or employment the way you’re just exposing your lives on here.
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@MajinAcxito @anesiaa_d Im highlighting the fact that they know how to show cctv footage but won’t show Belly Mujinga’s cctv footage. I have no idea what you’re on about
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@RaqGraft Word. Shouldn’t have even replied about I rate the effort. You’ll rate being single too.
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Streets saying you using mental health for coochie. Can you confirm ?
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When the light turnt off, you knew the joke was coming.
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‘Nitm, please don’t pop up and ask why’
@mloose_
scott summers
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Someone check on their boy LMAOO
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If you meant predator, I will laugh this house down
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When people make the same tired jokes about your name
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@rahm3sh @yesyxs When she closed the laptop :
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Drunk women not accepting no for answer is a problem still.
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If you put yourself in a ugly thread, why get offended when someone says you’re actually ugly ? That’s mutual agreement no ?
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When white people point at food with their cutlery like that you know the food slaps.
@TrendingLoner
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Bro this shit to funny white man was speechless when he finally taste some food with seasoning 😂😂😂
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It’s been fun but I shall be reclaiming my account in the morning. Thank you. ~ Management
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It’s mad how they’re both chocolate cake but don’t taste the same
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*Playing 66* Keeper: 64...65...66 Me running away from the ball so it doesn’t get kicked at me:
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At least they don’t look like you.
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Poor lad. Once again, we see the dangers of posting your girl on social media.
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White people when they see us all going back to Africa.
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What is it with you Stan bastards comparing zendaya to these arabellas
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Never catching feelings again. Disgusting stuff
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Not looking your age is the longest.
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What kinda tweet is this ?
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Stop being obtuse you know exactly what she meant
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I thank God for letting me reach my birthday with the year we’ve had 🙏🏾
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‘Hey look at me I’m having the sex’
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@sucertamere
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@kjsmonae What happened to growth ?
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Stop calling your fat friends thick
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h8er
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boys, stop calling your ugly friends “faceman”💕💕💕
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Character building
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His woman is doing up flickery flickery eye, and donny is out cold. What a life.
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Someone fully grabbed my bum. Full cheek. Fully squeezed it like I was their woman.
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Paw patrol you know
@tularosaax
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as a female, any shoe size over 6 is a bit 🥴🥴
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I love music so much man
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You women that show off your dm convos are bottom of the barrel
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None of you are consistent with your morals. Picking and choosing who to apply them to.
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Final grade 2:1. To reach that top band you need to use more emotive language. Still a very good effort.
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@_brivex15 @SauceyTacos She's mad cute, how old ?
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@StephanieVeld @_FemGod She’s been plotting from the sidelines.
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Bread in French
@dbcxptures
db 🖤
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I was with my ex that night.
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I’ve deeped women rarely have a TV in their room
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@sucertamere
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Snapchat and it’s fucking ‘remember this !’
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They’ll give you the cure and say the syringe comes separately.
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Are you genuinely funny or is it that the people laughing wanna fuck you ?
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‘Death Penalty’ ‘Life in prison’ is all I wanna see.
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So the officer got arrested. Now what
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I won’t give him a Oscar but he tried sha
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Deep tulisa was a X factor judge
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To whoever thinks they’re better than me at Mario Kart World.
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