I’m So Julia Child
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Educator | Homo | Married and living my best suburban life. (He/him/his) | California transplant SLC, UT
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DM’d a MUTUAL who lives in NY cuz I had some questions about the logistics of Pride festivities and his answer was “I’m not gonna help a tourist. No one helped me when I moved here” and then he blocked me. Y’all are rude and petty and rotten.
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And before you ask, I wasn’t asking for a favor or to hang out. Just about the logistics of watching the parade and if he could recommend any clubs he likes. The audacity of me
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@mych3micalswift
It was a wild turn of events. We weren’t best friends or anything, but we had chatted a few times. It was just a very bonkers way to react to a simple question.
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One of my students called BYU “the Harvard of the west” and it took every ounce of control I had not to laugh in his face
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Remember when Election Day was “who will win?” Not “will I lose my civil rights soon?”
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Random BYU memory: in American heritage class we were taught that god directly inspired the nazi scientists who made rockets so that we could some day broadcast general conference via satellite
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If I had to describe Spencer Cox’s vibe it would be “2nd counselor in the Elder’s Quorum”
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If a student doesn’t feel they can disclose their identity to their parents, that is a PARENTING issue. And if a student discloses to a teacher, they have to right to privacy and affirmation. If your child prefers sharing with a teacher instead of you, that’s on YOU.
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The way I wasted my peak twink years as a Mormon missionary
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The caliber of performance that Bea Arthur gives every single episode of the golden girls is INSANE. It’s a master class in acting.
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9 years ago today we met for coffee in the afternoon. We sat there for 4 hours talking, then decided to go to dinner, then after 3 hours at dinner, we went to my place and watched a movie and hung out until 2 am. Then I drove him home. And he never stopped coming around ❤️
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OMG DO THEY STILL DO TUNNEL SINGING AT BYU?? The one and only time I went I was asked to leave for laughing too loudly
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“We don’t like the nazis, but without the nazis we could not share the gospel today” was a direct quote from the class
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Ok a few things:
1) Troye has Marfan syndrome: a genetic disorder that manifests with a very long, slim body and the inability to gain substantial weight. His body IS in fact a disabled body. Or does it not count because it’s not as visible as other disabilities? /1 🧵
@VlRTUALBOY
On why the Troye Sivan “Rush” video actually feels hurtful to some LGBT people:
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Reminder that p*oneer day celebrates a bunch of people literally fleeing the United States. Put your flags away.
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I love all of you who are NOT educators weighing in on the Lehi teacher video. You don’t understand the position of nuanced authority that a teacher is until you’ve experienced it for several years. While I may agree with almost all of her talking points personally, her choice to
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@jdillydalley
No one is allowed to mourn at Mormon funerals. The grief has to be pushed through and we aren’t allowed to miss the person because we will “see them again”. Mormon funerals are just propaganda meetings with snacks
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Whoever decided k-12 school needs to start before 9 am was a sadist
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I got an email invite to a random elders quorum bbq. What if my husband and I just went?
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I don’t even have a picture of my husband on my desk for fear of backlash
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@ldub20011
Hot take: they HAVE thought about it, they just know their answer is offensive and don’t want to say it in front of PoC
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Last night was so much fun.
@kylieminogue
was incredible to see live, the venue was outstanding, and we had a blast!! 10/10
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Student: what’s that ring for?
Me: it’s my wedding ring.
Student: you’re married? Like *looks around and whispers* to a dude?
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Bicycles shouldn’t be in the street with cars they should be on the sidewalk. The relative injury of bike/pedestrian is astronomically less than bike/car.
what is your most benign unpopular opinion? i don’t mean like “the earth is flat” type of unpopular opinion, i mean like “I think golden retrievers are annoying” unpopular opinion
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@jeffreyyaaron
Getting cremated isn’t a sin, but you shouldn’t do it because it will be harder to resurrect people who were cremated
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This isn’t surprising. They are both silly and campy and in on the joke. They are definitely in similar lanes
Chappell Roan being a Katy Perry STAN…another talented KatyCat joining the superstardom
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As a teacher by both the public AND likely my school district because of her. She just made all teachers jobs more difficult. And again, I agree with many of the concepts she mentions, but I am appalled by her.
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Summer fighting against the false narrative that we are “indoctrinating kids” with liberal ideals. She just lost the battle for us because now she is the voice of that conservative and dangerous agenda. She hurt all teachers with what she did. I will now be under greater scrutiny
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Present them that way was inappropriate. The issue isn’t what she said, but when and how. As a teacher, my political opinions are viewed with more significance and weight by my students. What she did was over the line and makes us all look bad. Especially after we spent a
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Just caused a small scene at Costco with an aggressive Karen…🧵1/4
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Get fucked, hack. There is no balance in the “Utah way”. It’s a red herring term meant to distract us from the fact that Utah is functionally a theocracy
We’re taking the Utah Way to the national stage – the idea that we can find ways to come together and get things done. We must learn how to
#DisagreeBetter
. And that is exactly what we intend to do this year as chair of the National Governors Association. Let’s get to work.
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@jeffreyyaaron
Also was taught once that the angel Gabriel performed a sealing ceremony between God and the Virgin Mary so that he could impregnate her without breaking the law of chastity
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@SirLanceLamb
Anyone who thinks Jill Stein is worth their vote at this juncture isn’t going to be swayed by a debate because they are doing it to be obstinate not because they think stein is a superior candidate.
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2) he has spoken on multiple occasions about his own struggle with body dysmorphia as a result of his MFS in interviews and he wrote a song (“STUD”) about feeling excluded from the queer community because of his super slender build. Or does his not count because he’s skinny? /2
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“ma’am, you can leave now or I’ll call security” and she stormed off. After I left I walked past her and she started to yell at me so I flipped her off and said “die mad c*nt” 4/4
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@dozygay
Let’s not forget that Troye himself has a genetic condition that affects his body and muscle tone. He is quite literally a disabled body who has talked about his own dysmorphia very publicly. This entire rant is just a SJW trying to gatekeep disability and body image issues.
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3) get a fucking grip. Not everyone is going to be represented in everything. If you can’t stop being the main character for 2 seconds and appreciate that we have a queer artist making very visibly queer music represented positively, then you need to check yourself.
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@irlboy6
Not my sheltered teenage ass genuinely not understanding what that meant and asking in the middle of seminary with no irony
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If you can’t be this parent, don’t have kids
Jamie Lee Curtis talks about defending her trans daughter, Ruby, in new interview:
“This is my daughter, this human being has come to me and said, This is who I am. And my job is to say, ‘Welcome home.’ I will fight and defend her right to exist to anyone who claims that she
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And just so we are clear: I am an overweight, disabled queer person myself and I had 0 problem with the video.
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@abbasolutelyy
I thought the same thing. That’s is absolutely 100% how I would react to a guy who’s works at a bakery.
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This is the most important headline of the past decade idc
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SLC GAYS: My husband and I have no one to celebrate pride with. We are great party guests! We are cute, charming and we will bring top shelf booze as a host gift. Any takers?
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Shows like “Queer Eye” and “Heartstopper” aren’t made for queer audiences. They are attempts to make queer life palatable to the cis-hetero majority.
opinions on the lgbt community thatll get you this reaction? dont be shy!
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Our wedding photographer posted this today. We made the right choice. If you need a photographer in Utah we cannot recommend him enough.
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@jeffreyyaaron
Oh! Also those who didn’t follow the word of wisdom would have a harder time being resurrected because their particles are contaminated with bad substances
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New Kesha album is the only thing getting me through this week
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Several people have suggested I name the person or “doxx” them, and that feels gross. It’s their loss they chose to be ugly. I’m not interested in perpetuating the gay on gay meanness.
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Because the Green Party is about grandstanding and splitting the liberal vote, not actual governance
How come I don’t see much discussion about Green Party candidates for Congress?
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Tonight I’m being awarded the Sorensen Legacy Award for Excellence in Arts Education. I’m super proud and excited. For those not in Utah education, it’s kind of a big deal. ❤️
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If god hates gays, why is she giving us the Barbie movie? Riddle me that
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Its giving Blanche Devereaux at the drag show and I love it
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@soccerdudexx
@Kedz
Imagine judging someone’s appearance when your twitter profile is so republican coded I could barf
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Got t-boned at an intersection an hour ago. Car is totaled. I’m fine, but shaken up.
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9 years but it still counts
Do you know any queer people who have been together for 10 years?
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What do you even do with a heterosexual child? Buy it cargo shorts and take it sporting events?
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I was in line to show my receipt. This lady behind me keeps bumping me with her cart and edging me to the side. But I have like 3 items. So I’m next and she LITERALLY pushes her cart past me and says full voice “I’m going first I have kids” and hands the guy her receipt. 2/4
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The guy starts to hand it back to her and argue with her that it was my turn not hers and I just said “it’s fine, selfish assholes get to go first” very loudly. And the woman said “how dare you talk to me like that” and the Costco guy said 3/4
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Ok y’all I’m gonna be vulnerable: am I too chunky to pull this off at a bar? It’s ok if I am, i accept that my body looks the way it does, I just don’t want to make an ass of myself.
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@GovCox
I have been teaching for 13 years and I can tell you confidently that cell phones are not the biggest issue. We need smaller class sizes and that means you actually doing something and increasing funding so we can build the schools we need and increase FTE to staff them.
Cell phone-free learning environments will help our teachers teach and our students learn. We want to give Utah schools every opportunity to succeed – and we all know that cell phones are a distraction in the classroom. I hope schools around Utah will join me in developing
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Gonna rearrange 🟢 like if you want in, lmk if you want out
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Oh you liked my post? Well why don’t you just man up and kiss me already?
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This is just marriage
my kink is doing separate, individual activities together in the same room
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And that’s the same attitude he’s bringing to being governor
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The amount of joy the
@9thand9thwhale
brings every time I drive past us truly the best part of my weekend
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It’s my 7 year wedding anniversary! I wouldn’t want to spend my life with any other goober but this one
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I hate when I go into a restaurant and I am seated near heterosexuals. Like, what you do behind closed doors is your business, but how am i supposed to explain that to my bottom?
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Has anyone ever been to an actual surprise party? I think they might just be something made up for tv
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Not my already handsome gay doctor having a sexy twunk med student shawdoing him today
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*student performs a tongue twister and proceeds to remove his jacket like a stripper*
Me: new rule everyone…keep your clothes on while performing!
Male student: that’s a dumb rule!
Me: Why?
Male Student: look at him! Look how sexy that was!
Me: ☠️
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The guy waving a single dollar bill in her face while she is LITERALLY holding on for her life is sending me
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You know you married the right person when you come home late from work to find him watching Legally Blonde with no irony
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