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the Stern Fact and the Sad Self. the softest paw can be a claw. yellow peril supports black power. FREE PALESTINE. 从河流到海洋 🇨🇳🇵🇸

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@styrojeff
1 year
@reallifesenator this is the most appropriate use of AI: using it to generate ghoulish challenges that you abide by blindly like a Tech-priest
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@GoodReddit he’s kind of having a tough time right now
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@Kat_flufy They’re a basic safety requirement if you have windows that can open - they presume that a person would only fall by accident. Suicide nets are much larger and basically make it impossible to jump to your death
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4 months
@InkMasterbator No judgment on the veracity of this story, but this would be considered extremely poor handwriting for a native speaker. And the vast majority of Chinese speakers would write it “国”
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4 years
@boy____troy originally thought they simply photoshopped shoes on their feet in order to avoid the feet people
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1 year
@tulpapilled It’s an idiom saying that even unbothered creatures like fish are provoked to conflict due to the English propensity for meddling and stirring up trouble
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4 months
@goofxist Lie flat culture has evolved into a more advanced form
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@styrojeff
9 months
@theythemtheirss I got a similar non-branded version in purple at Marshalls for $20. Don’t play yaself
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@BlackLanterrn It’s so funny that the order is different the second time around 😭
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1 year
@RepMGP This is not charming. Your voting record and PPP loan history are public. You cannot distract people with miscellaneous blather.
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1 year
@latkedelrey It’s because these men fantasize about being desired intensely by someone but don’t understand that for most women being desired intensely is a default state of being
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3 years
@vanessisDEAD You lived in a better timeline before you found out the truth
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2 months
@tallmeanie do you think it's because you kind of look like this guy
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5 months
@SydneyBattle I could’ve guessed all of these just by looking at them
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7 months
@quendergeer the way he compares her movement to a small fish is so crab owner coded
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2 years
@pazuzunfriends @FilmBart @aniceburrito This is my new favorite picture of him
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4 months
@youwouldntpost points for the double motion, but very stop-and-go. no simultaneous action. seems baffled by how clothing works. 3/10
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3 years
@VanLathan @marclamonthill That’s not how Marxism works at all
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@CosmonautMarcus the immediate giveaway was me wondering what skill set you have that could possibly benefit the military regarding indigenous tribes
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2 years
@GentlemanBones @diawlectical @willmenaker Most libertarians are not allowed within 500 feet of a high school gym
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4 months
@mayaisfiya @1summer2many It’s the fucking Pacifica. They gave me one in San Diego. I hate these fucking awful vans and yes, the PRNDL knob is one of the worst design decisions ever made in a motor vehicle
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@styrojeff
1 year
@ElyKreimendahl Trying to file my taxes while elsewhere war crimes are being committed every second
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@styrojeff
4 years
@sarah_ogun They justify this by saying in the real world, you lose employment for poor performance even if it's unfair. Just preparing you for future exploitation and abuse. But if I wanted that now, I could've skipped the whole college thing and just gone and gotten non-unionized work lol
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3 months
@isaiah_bb Author of "Gender Trouble": bioessentialism is bad, actually TERFS, for some reason:
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2 years
@artathearta @GoodReddit That’s too harsh. It’s true college is an oversold privilege but it is basically training wheels for being socially and financially independent and I think that’s important for some young people
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@styrojeff
4 years
@AlyssaJSalter @ElyKreimendahl @Misssharai Not everything needs to be pathogized. Understandably people become upset when you suggest they have a mental illness when they do not. People can have valid personal reasons for wanting to lose weight and IF can be a legitimate strategy to do so
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7 years
@elnewcomb @Femme_fataIe @ColdestDecembur @_thebrittneyk @UofAlabama Imagine seeing this story and your first response being this:
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4 years
@sebastianxxcruz @bradlaplante @ceetener that's what you say when someone steals from their mom's purse or something, not for multiple hate crimes and murder attempts lmfao
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3 years
@gumby4christ Wow really messed up to doxx someone like this
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2 years
@zillowgonewild This rules and sucks so hard at the same time
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11 months
@imbethmccoll I know that it’s meant to be humorous but I don’t like that she can make her mouth look like that
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@styrojeff
4 years
@EnergyVic @glittrfltr NOOO NOT THE ANIMORPHS LMFAO
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1 year
@bereswheel she just does this in your house for six hours and leaves without any explanation
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1 year
@Toiame And it absolutely fucking rules. Mascots for everything everywhere
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1 year
@jestingtime lol the account he’s tweeting at has me blocked, no idea why
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2 years
@coldhealing this is exactly what college is
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1 year
@draculavoice Tinder match: [the most traumatic experience you’ve ever heard] You: WAAAAHHH!!
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3 years
@ByKaitHanson @maddiemcgarvey This is an insane tweet
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10 months
@PopulismUpdates You didn’t even mention the potentially schizophrenic breaks
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3 months
@OsaKuPhD If they didn’t want 小胖 to eat the roast duck, they shouldn’t have named him “Lil’ Chubster”. What else is he supposed to do
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1 year
@shrimp_delight @_vilafra_ I should eat less beef.
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5 months
@SAMOYEDCORE He even saved you a step in your transaction! Great service!
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8 months
@HeylKatme Have you considered that it is funny and we like it
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4 months
@caesararum @InkMasterbator Seems unlikely for the generally very pro-America Taiwanese to write something so cruel and easily verifiable as inaccurate
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1 year
@ass_beaters I can't imagine driving any vehicle I care about near the ocean like that
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7 months
@andrebttx Of course they did. The playbook is already printed and proven that sufficiently large corporations don't need to respect unionization and can simply layoff unionizing employees with impunity, so why wouldn't they?
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1 year
@kattenbarge @ValeWolf Happened on “Louie”, where Louie (played by Louis CK) corners Pamela (played by Pamela Adlon) in a way that could be construed as predatory but it’s actually just a big misunderstanding. Made me super uncomfortable to watch having heard early whispers from the scene
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@Climatologist49 No part of Texas is part of the Midwest, even the barren parts
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1 year
@wrecklesswiddit fish are the dancers of the sea. beavers are the architects of the river. this shit easy
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4 years
@delashereen even more deeply upsetting is how attractiveness levels strongly correlate with positive/negative bias even when the evaluator is not oriented to be attracted to the subject
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7 months
@nise_yoshimi extremely funny but just clarifying for the Sinophobes that this is a fictional stance popularized by films from the ‘50s and ‘60s, hilariously only reserved for the gang chief??
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2 months
@drugsgunsyoukai He's coming
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5 years
@alishabhag @BaaasicMichael I am getting two business degrees and teach in two business programs just so you can guillotine me four times. Might I advise rotating me 90 degrees each time.
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@AliEzzoBezzo this is the saddest face I have ever seen
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10 months
@muddaub That there's a for-profit service specifically dedicated to help people maximize tax loss harvesting from NFTs means it's never been as over as it is right now lmfao. The very last stage of the grift
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1 year
@talleyberrybaby Nothing scarier than a very calm and persistent man. He is not wasting any energy, and will not stop until he has completed his objective.
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1 year
@RedpillHustler @sneako Hey man! Chinese people don’t dress like that anymore. Hope this helps
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1 year
@MythSerene The only thing I’d add is if they’re threatening to get violent or arrest you, you’re no longer giving them a freebie, you’re trying to minimize harm done to you, so even if it’s wrongful it’s probably better to comply under duress because QI means cops can do anything they want
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4 years
@WongKarWax @LEBassett She voted to expedite deportations
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4 years
@AmyDyess @PanaNegra @Maxjulien509 This isn't the point. It was legal to r*pe Black women in the U.S. until 1861. While sexual assault and r*pe prosecution could be handled far better for all American residents including white women, the maw between how white women and Black women are treated here remains immense.
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3 years
@Chukey_D In any civilized country they would call this a sharehouse, and it should be like $400 max
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1 year
@financialsamura @tomgara You actually don’t need to do this lol
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4 years
@leftistbott @austin_charlie @Donagni @rovrumtankie If you cannot afford to pay for your property without tenants, then you have overleveraged.
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8 months
lmao imagine a so-called progressive and feminist institution having even more draconian suppression of free speech than public universities in the south
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8 months
Barnard College at Columbia University is banning protests inside their buildings, even silent protests. Take a look at their new event guidelines for the semester.
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@BarronSean @UTBarstool This is a bannable tweet
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1 year
@laylology This is the only appropriate use of AI
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8 months
@MeganBitchell finally, what we’ve all been waiting for - the number of anti-Asian hate crimes has dropped sufficiently for Shane Gillis to host
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6 years
@clumsy_joonie @RAPLINEBlTCH @bittermulattos I really love how this garbage tweet was derailed by stans lol
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1 year
@missmollymary I want to try this. I think I’d achieve a vibrational frequency that would propel me skyward
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5 months
@guymargo_ @comradecamera Wow. No idea how you guys found this guy, but he sure likes those shorts
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@MeganBitchell Getting Birdie's dinner ready
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7 months
@nise_yoshimi that said 天下无狗 goes so hard lmfao, 无 here evokes voiding even the concept of dogliness, not just the lack of dogs in presence
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@nise_yoshimi beating a dog’s ass so badly that my final blow erases the very memory of canine existence from the earth for all time
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@DontLikeCollege @hapamusubi @B00K0FTRIBE You can have it. I will be your rural Chinese uncle if you’d like
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3 years
@fatal_drum @MarxistRealism Frankly not mentioning this in the context of the headline and the comparisons given is so obfuscatory it feels deliberate
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4 years
@exiliaex amazing
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@chescaleigh am so sick of these Michelle Malkin successors-in-training
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@Ersatz_Solus @GoodReddit yes, a lot of people are carrying truly horrific amounts of high interest debt. and at least one of my college friends was committing felony fraud in order to finance his lifestyle
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@WizUbe @SergeantAngel_ Seriously, a Squarespace template simply cannot capture that “paranoid schizophrenic just discovered Geocities” vibe these websites NEED
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@JoeKassabian He absolutely saw the Armenian flag and got confused
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3 years
@haramcart They’re just jealous of her burgeoning rap career
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@JingusFlorpus fun fact, I opened for dead prez in college and they rule
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@salisbot what were you doing that whole time??
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2 years
@MeatDILF @_NachoSantana @Maxineviolet @w2heck @Xaviette2002 @Kerjjj @stuckinfoned79 @MickRide808 @McWyrm @computer_atulya Is the onus not on labor movements to communicate as broadly as possible? I am online almost all the time and without Twitter I would have had no idea
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3 years
@george_llevi okay, but have you considered
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@EnigMajicc @SLCSocialist If they don’t charge a processing fee, it’s below your credit limit, you can maintain a utilization ratio <50%, and you can afford to pay it in full on time, then there’s nothing wrong with paying with a credit card. Unfortunately these things are often not true
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@cmkourtu @BlueDel99deau @shaun_vids Oh well that proves that. Surely America had no self-interest in doing this
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@vanilladragn looking up “啊啊老公” has unlocked realms of Chinese thirstposting I’ve remained blissfully unaware of until now
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3 months
@depthsofwiki The second part is what makes it funny
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@tallmeanie
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this week the 5 year olds have decided I look like this guy 😀
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@hypostase @alishabhag @BaaasicMichael It'll be the best quarter I've ever had! Ha! Ha! Business.
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@MeganBitchell It’s the sweetest thing I could ever say and the most genuine admiration I could ever express
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1 year
@HoneysuckleATX @soulkhan I don’t think you can conceive how much people resent you. Their lifelong dream is your side hustle. You can’t see how that crushes them? Make your money (if you can) but don’t expect people to look on you favorably for it
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@PolyZebra @GoodReddit he'll probably be fine, he's just a young guy
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@Black24Boi @CNBC @acorns They’re completely overleveraged, representing other rental properties as income to obtain more property.
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