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I write books for children and bald men

Joined March 2008
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@stuheritage
Stuart Heritage
7 months
Attack of Aunty Enchanty, the second book in my O.D.D Squad series, is out one month from now. It's very funny and @vbatignole has illustrated the goddamned balls off every page of it. Preorder it here please
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Stuart Heritage
2 months
@Gladys64387375 That one kills fewer horses
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Stuart Heritage
3 months
Hopping back onto Twitter to rather shamelessly yell HOLY FUCK FUNNIEST BOOK OF THE YEAR and now I'm leaving again
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Profile Books
3 months
#Bald by Stuart Heritage was picked by the Spectator as a perfect stocking filler for this year 🎄 'The funniest book of the year came out some months ago... it's deranged and priceless' @stuheritage
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Stuart Heritage
6 months
Alright, gonna do a GREAT BIG FLOUNCE off this piece of shit platform for a while. Same username on Instagram if you like looking at book covers
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Stuart Heritage
6 months
This is unbelievably sad news. I've lost count of the times Jeremy's books reduced my kids to rubble with laughter. Also I was very impressed with the patience he showed every time a Succession fan tagged him on here
@thebookseller
The Bookseller
6 months
The children’s author Jeremy Strong has died aged 74.
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Stuart Heritage
6 months
Say 'legitimate concerns' without being a wanker challenge
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Stuart Heritage
6 months
@mrchrisaddison Story of my life Chris
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Stuart Heritage
6 months
Good to see they finally took the country back from *surveys damage* the vape shops
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Stuart Heritage
6 months
Not now Bluto
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Popeye the Sailorman
6 months
Maybe Bluto was right all along?
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Stuart Heritage
7 months
@maevenicsam Oh bollocks, that's a shame
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Stuart Heritage
7 months
The Despicable Me writer's rationale for the Minions movie is dark as shit (via @devonsaysrelax
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Stuart Heritage
7 months
RT @ededowen: Great exploration of Trump's apparent obsession with the 'late, great Hannibal Lecter' by @stuheritage who I hope now follows…
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Stuart Heritage
7 months
@RikWorth I feel the same
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