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I'm just here for a ๐๐ธ๐๐พโ, I keep myself upbeat with โ๐๐๐๐โ, I love most ๐โ๐โ๐๐, but the team is ๐.๐.๐ฝ.โ. โซ๏ธโช๏ธ๐ด
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๐ฃ "We thought that they were going to progress..."
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๐ฃ Gary Lineker: "This could conceivably be your last game, do you know?"
๐ฃ Erik ten Hag: "I don't know."
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๐ฌ๐ฅด
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Kick about lads.....๐
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๐จ๐ Confirmed: Harry Maguire wins the PL Player of the Month Award for November.
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Today, we remember our past and our history. They built us back up after disaster, and they did it because they loved the club, and to respect the fallen, never forget...๐๐๐พ๐ช
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RIP๐...so sad...๐
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I first started properly using twitter when covid started, I though let's cheer people up with a few jokes as we all need a lift, from then to now I never expected this I'm so move and I thank you...๐โ๏ธ
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Morning....get out you couple of bollocks....๐
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I want maguire to find a new club, not because I hate him, because he's not for us and for his mental health he needs a fresh start, it's not working out for him and it almost seems cruel to keep him, so if he goes I wish him all the best...
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To the nob head grown man who thought it was OK to call my daughter who lacks a bit of confidence in her new job..a bitch, please pray I don't find out your name...๐ก
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Can i just say if you support Manchester united you should never hate ole..yes disagree with his choices of formation/who he picks but to hate for me is so wrong, we don't hate someone that gave us what the super sub did..the disrespect on here for me a club legend is wrong...๐พ๐ช
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Breaking news....๐จ
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3 years
๐๐โ
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3 years
True...
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1 year
The first keeper I really remember, the blonde beauty Mr. bailey....๐
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8 months
Rip....๐๐
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2 years
BREAKING NEWS...
It has just been confirmed that Sheik Anvac wants to purchase Manchester United. He has promised to put the freshness back into the club....
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1 year
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3 years
Well 21 years married today so hoping united can win tonight to cheer me up...๐ฌ๐ฅด๐
It's a joke happily married for 21 years...๐โ๐ฅณ๐๐ฅ
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3 years
So I get that many dont put a like to my jokes I share on here who follow me and you don't have too as long as you enjoy, but it would be interesting to know how many do enjoy them out of my followers so could you please just put a like to this tweet if they help you thanks...๐
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6 months
I put the clocks forward at halftime so i didn't have to watch the second half....๐ฌ๐
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2 years
No wonder wan is such a good tackler, look at the size of his right foot...
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1 year
Lady Cathy ferguson,
Sad loss, RIP....๐๐๐
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2 years
Micheal Owen has just said, if England score more goals than hungary today they will definitely win I really believe that....๐ฅด
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3 years
Theres many on here that could never turn there back on Manchester united me for one,when you've supported them for a long time it's in your blood,I've supported the one team as have most of my family,weve seen the good and the bad times but we never thought about jumping ship.
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2 years
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1 month
Scott mctominay loved Manchester united, it's in his blood, he gave his all, maybe not enough at times but he battled, also got us out of a few scrapes in the past, wish him well, not good riddance....
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2 years
I see David Beckham's son has signed for Brentford and been given a shirt number. The manager said, Wear four out there Romeo....
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2 years
I've been waiting ages to do this again....I hope Germany get their just desserts....
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3 years
I just ordered a rapid test kit from the NHS.
They sent me a DVD of England v Australia...
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3 years
When your dad helps you with your fancy dress outfit...๐คทโโ๏ธ
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2 years
I came on here out of boredom mainly through lockdown, I stay on here because I found out there is good people all around the world who I've found share my daft humour, many ive chatted with and shared a laugh with for years which ive enjoyed, you stay I stay thats the deal.๐โ๏ธ
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1 year
First picture of one of the men in charge of transfers at Manchester United...๐พ๐ช๐
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2 years
If you cant back the new manager then fluck off to another club...simples....๐โ
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2 years
I'm still
#GlazersOut
but i still want the team to perform and do well, I can think both ways....
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4 months
JACOB STEINBERG lacks braincells, and all he speaks is bull and lies -6
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1 year
Thank you, villa. When a club knows what respect is, as fans, we want different things, and we say things against each other, banter, etc, but when this happens, we all come together...๐
Villa Park bursts into applause and a loud chant from all around of โthereโs only one Bobby Charltonโ.
#AVLWHU
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2 years
Last one....๐๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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