OH MY GOD, who are you and how did you get in my head. Is this smiley anon again or do they have an op. Frowny anon...
This is so good, thank you so much, holy shit.
I hope you guys appreciate my only form of content. (30 Stridercest tweets back to back followed by a week of Stridercest rts, rinse and repeat until the end of time.)
Dirkdave revenge sex but it's revenge against Bro and super fucked up and parasocial but it ends up being super accurate so is it even really parasocial anymore at that point?
Bro Strider going through his phone and deleting a bunch of those shitty mobile games so that he has enough space to take videos of Dave in compromising positions.
Dirk taking cute nakes pictures of himself and taking clips from Alpha Dave's movies where he calls someone cute and pretending like he's showing them to him.
Bro fucking Dave so rough and John so gently. So much so that Dave starts getting jealous of John and then when John grows up and accepts that what Bro did was wrong, Dave is still fawning over what happened and it causes a weird and awkward situation.
Dave with his ear against the wall listening to Bro jacking off, pushing a dildo in and out of himself pretending that it's him. Excited to go steal his fleshlight later and use his cum as lube.
Dirk finding blackmail on ADave that could ruin his career (sexual dms with preteens) and holding it over his head so that he gets whatever he wants (sex with his big bro.)
Dirk subconsciously thrusting his hips slightly whenever he gets hard to the point where he has to force himself not to move his hips any time he's around Dave.
Dirk leaning over to check under the bed for the tv remote and Dave slips his hands under his pants and starts fingering him. Any time Dirk tries to get him off, Dave just pushes him further under the bed.
Dirk getting back from a long trip and Dave just grabbing onto him and clinging. He doesn't say anything because he's incredibly embarrassed by just holding him but he sure as hell isn't letting go.
Separation anxiety that he'll never admit he has.
Confession time: A week or so ago, I was jacking off while scrolling through Twitter and 2 people followed me during that time which made me instantly hornier.
It comes out in the news that Alpha Dave is fighting grooming allegations and Dirk approaches him about them. Dave is about to try to defend himself when Dirk asks why he's never done anything to him and that it's not fair. Literally asking Dave to groom him.
Antis when a proshipper gets outed as a predator: SEE, proshipping is BAD.
Antis when an anti gets outed as a predator: Oh my gosh, this guy is a proshipper. Proshipping is bad.
Dave plowing Dirk's ass while thinking about Bro and letting out all the anger he's felt towards him and that he's been repressing for years.
Meahwhile Dirk gritting his teeth and taking it because he adores Dave and will do anything it takes to learn more about him.
Dirk giving Alpha Dave the worst blowjob of his life and Dave keeps kicking him, which just makes it worse cause Dirk cries and screams and accidentally keeps using teeth.
Dirk listening to his bro jacking off with his ear pressed against the door, touching himself out in the hallway. When Dave comes out of the room to clean up, he finds Dirk and decides to go for round 2 instead.
A!Dave taking Dirk out to fancy restaurants and Dirk develops really expensive taste but time Dave is always just eating some shit like a cheeseburger or mac n cheese.
ADave filming porn of Dirk when he's really young under the guise that he'll be a hotshot Hollywood celebrity just like him and that this could be his big break.
Dave fucking the shit out of Dirk all the time because he reminds him of Bro and it feels so nice to be able to take something from him and for once, it's his consent that doesn't matter.
Dirk waking up to Dave sucking him off and he pretends to still be asleep. Dave notices after a few minutes and starts getting rougher and rougher until Dirk starts moaning and it devolves into the two of them desperately humping each other, both only partway dressed.
Dirk fucking himself on ADave's bed while he's out for a long shoot but he gets home early and finds Dirk with a dildo up his cunt and his ass plugged up, sprawled out on the sheets and whining like a bitch. Dave can't help himself and knocks him up like the whore he is.
Dirk taking Dave's hand while he's sleeping and pressing it against himself, humping into it and wondering what it would feel like if he was really touching him.
A!Dave trying to do something super impressive to show off to Dirk and then he totally fucks it up and Dirk is just like "Wow, I have the coolest bro ever..."
Dave bringing up that he doesn't feel safe in his own home and Dirk saying "Well why don't you just put cameras everywhere so you don't have to worry?" and Dave just sits there.
Alpha Dave fucking Dirk in front of a camera and telling him he was shooting extra footage for a movie that he might include in a director's cut. That Dirk would be a star and get more attention than he could ever dream of.
Really, he's just looking to creep on his little bro.
Dave looking through Dirk's version of the apartment and finding all these crayon drawings of Dirk exploring different parts of the world. The next time he sees Dirk, he gives him a big hug.