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Dirk
5 months
<< INTRODUCTION >> NAME: Dirk AGE: 19 [bodily 21] PRONOUNS: he/him [ 🔞 NSFW MATERIAL AHEAD 🔞 ] ⚠️ CWS ⚠️ | > incest | > rape | > underage | > age gap --------------- all fictional Note: Other alters may ocassionally tweet from this account.
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Dirk
3 months
I LOVE THIS. I love how autistic the Homestuck babies look... Thank you, Eggi!!
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Dirk
3 months
OH MY GOD, who are you and how did you get in my head. Is this smiley anon again or do they have an op. Frowny anon... This is so good, thank you so much, holy shit.
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Dirk
3 months
WOAAAAH, follow up!!! I fw the good ending heavy. Totally not biased, being a Dirk fictive and all. Thank you so so much, this is awesome.
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Dirk
3 months
HOLY SHIT???? /pos You guys have gotta start telling me who you are, I fw this heavy. Thank you, smiley anon.
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Dirk
5 months
Two Daves one Bro. #stridercest #brodave
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk using his smuppets and pretending they're Dave.
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Dirk getting stuffed full by Bro, Dave, and ADave all at the same time until he's crying and overstimulated.
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Dirk
3 months
He Dirk on my Dave 'til I Stridercest.
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Dirk
4 months
A little brother is just a weighted blanket that cockwarms you.
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Dirk
2 months
This was funnier in my head. #brojohn
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Alphacest somnophilia. Both of them initiate at different times. Neither of them know about the other.
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Dirk accidentally calling A!Dave dad and he gets hard instantly.
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I hope you guys appreciate my only form of content. (30 Stridercest tweets back to back followed by a week of Stridercest rts, rinse and repeat until the end of time.)
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Dirk
3 months
Dirkdave revenge sex but it's revenge against Bro and super fucked up and parasocial but it ends up being super accurate so is it even really parasocial anymore at that point?
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Dirk
3 months
Oh, I'm being spoiled. The broobies... Dave better suck him dry.
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Dirk
4 months
Bro Strider going through his phone and deleting a bunch of those shitty mobile games so that he has enough space to take videos of Dave in compromising positions.
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Alphacest where Dave is super pathetic but still manages to impress Dirk no matter what he does.
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Dirk
4 months
Bro Strider jacking off to his own nudes.
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Dirk drawing pictures of himself and Dave in crayon and showing them to him and Dave hangs them up on the fridge.
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Dirk
2 months
Alphacest where Dave takes Dirk backstage to hang out with his cool friends and then they all gangbang him and do coke off his tits.
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Dirk walking around the house and getting free use groped by Dave.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk trying to touch himself when he first starts going through puberty and ADave takes him into his lap and shows him how to do it properly.
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Dirk
2 months
Mmm... 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 incest sex...
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Dirk asking Dave for permission before he touches himself and before he cums.
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Dirk
4 months
Dirk rubbing against Dave's inner thigh and Dave gets instantly hard because he used to steal Bro's gloves and wear them while touching himself.
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Dirk
3 months
Dave and Dirk grinding on each other while also trying to undress each other while also disguising it as a strife the whole time.
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So obsessed with the concept of ADave showing Dirk how to touch himself. How to ride and suck dick. How to pose all cute for the camera.
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Dirk
2 months
Alpha Dave bringing Dirk to an arcade and just letting him loose with a card with like $3k on it while he goes to do coke in the back room.
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Dirk
3 months
Dirk "accidentally" brushing against Dave's ass in public.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk taking cute nakes pictures of himself and taking clips from Alpha Dave's movies where he calls someone cute and pretending like he's showing them to him.
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Dirk
2 months
Bro fucking Dave so rough and John so gently. So much so that Dave starts getting jealous of John and then when John grows up and accepts that what Bro did was wrong, Dave is still fawning over what happened and it causes a weird and awkward situation.
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Dirk
3 months
Dave with his ear against the wall listening to Bro jacking off, pushing a dildo in and out of himself pretending that it's him. Excited to go steal his fleshlight later and use his cum as lube.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk finding blackmail on ADave that could ruin his career (sexual dms with preteens) and holding it over his head so that he gets whatever he wants (sex with his big bro.)
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Dirk
3 months
Bro pressing a hand on Dave's stomach to feel himself inside of him.
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Shota Dirk wearing cute little cumstained panties that his big bro picked out for him.
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Dirk
3 months
Dave snooping around on Dirk's laptop and he opens up a folder and finds drawings that Dirk has made of the two of them making out.
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Dirk
3 months
Dirk breaking down in Dave's arms and instead of Dave leaving like he thought he would, Dave just holds him and tells him that it's okay.
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Dirk
3 months
Dave crying during sex and calling Dirk gross and it just makes him harder.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk subconsciously thrusting his hips slightly whenever he gets hard to the point where he has to force himself not to move his hips any time he's around Dave.
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Dirk
3 months
Dirk listening to Dave vent about Bro and trying desperately to come up with a response that isn't "That's hot."
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Dirk
3 months
Spamton has taught me that Cal could have been a Tumblr sexyman if the internet was not a coward.
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Dirk leaning over to check under the bed for the tv remote and Dave slips his hands under his pants and starts fingering him. Any time Dirk tries to get him off, Dave just pushes him further under the bed.
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Dirk
3 months
Dirk getting back from a long trip and Dave just grabbing onto him and clinging. He doesn't say anything because he's incredibly embarrassed by just holding him but he sure as hell isn't letting go. Separation anxiety that he'll never admit he has.
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Dirk
3 months
Confession time: A week or so ago, I was jacking off while scrolling through Twitter and 2 people followed me during that time which made me instantly hornier.
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Dirk
3 months
Bro fucking Dave and insisting that it's ironic and that Dave just doesn't get how cool and ironic it is to get dicked down by your older brother.
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Dirk
3 months
How many vulnerable pictures of Dave do you think Bro has on his hard drive?
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk listening to those "x listener" audios and trying to find voices that sound similar to Dave's.
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Dirk
3 months
Dirk holding Dave down and grinding his knee into his crotch.
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Dirk
2 months
It comes out in the news that Alpha Dave is fighting grooming allegations and Dirk approaches him about them. Dave is about to try to defend himself when Dirk asks why he's never done anything to him and that it's not fair. Literally asking Dave to groom him.
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Davesprite but he has legs. And then he becomes god in the second picture. #davesprite
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Dirk Strider with leaky, milky tits after being knocked up with an incest baby.
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Dirk
3 months
Dave jacking off thinking about Dirk while Dirk jacks off thinking about Dave.
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Antis when a proshipper gets outed as a predator: SEE, proshipping is BAD. Antis when an anti gets outed as a predator: Oh my gosh, this guy is a proshipper. Proshipping is bad.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk basically being chronically hard around Dave and Dave just thinks he has a huge fucking cock until he finds out Dirk is a total freak.
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Dirk
3 months
Dave coming into his own bedroom to find Dirk humping his pillow and moaning his name.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk Strider getting his cute little pussy filled by his big bro.
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Dirk
3 months
OH MY GOD, WHO WAS THIS???? I FUCK WITH THIS SO HEAVY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. THANK YOU DO MUCH, MYSTERY ARTIST.
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Dirk
3 months
Dirk calling Dave daddy and Dave just stops and stares at him and Dirk takes out a gun and blows his own brains out.
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Dirk
4 months
Dave plowing Dirk's ass while thinking about Bro and letting out all the anger he's felt towards him and that he's been repressing for years. Meahwhile Dirk gritting his teeth and taking it because he adores Dave and will do anything it takes to learn more about him.
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Dirk
3 months
Who up Dirking they Dave?
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Dirk
4 months
Dave calls Dirk oniichan as a joke and Dirk gets so hard he almost passes out.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk giving Alpha Dave the worst blowjob of his life and Dave keeps kicking him, which just makes it worse cause Dirk cries and screams and accidentally keeps using teeth.
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Dirk listening to his bro jacking off with his ear pressed against the door, touching himself out in the hallway. When Dave comes out of the room to clean up, he finds Dirk and decides to go for round 2 instead.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk kissing Dave's stomach.
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A!Dave taking Dirk out to fancy restaurants and Dirk develops really expensive taste but time Dave is always just eating some shit like a cheeseburger or mac n cheese.
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ADave filming porn of Dirk when he's really young under the guise that he'll be a hotshot Hollywood celebrity just like him and that this could be his big break.
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Dirk
2 months
Dave fucking the shit out of Dirk all the time because he reminds him of Bro and it feels so nice to be able to take something from him and for once, it's his consent that doesn't matter.
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Dirk
4 months
Dave fucking Dirk's decapitated head.
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Dirk
4 months
Dirk waking up to Dave sucking him off and he pretends to still be asleep. Dave notices after a few minutes and starts getting rougher and rougher until Dirk starts moaning and it devolves into the two of them desperately humping each other, both only partway dressed.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk fucking himself on ADave's bed while he's out for a long shoot but he gets home early and finds Dirk with a dildo up his cunt and his ass plugged up, sprawled out on the sheets and whining like a bitch. Dave can't help himself and knocks him up like the whore he is.
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Dirk whining and begging for his big bro to fuck him.
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Dirk
2 months
Sburb sex mod where you have to face fuck someone to bring them back instead of kissing them.
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Dirk
2 months
The Dave Striders really loved that one.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk finding out that ADave is grooming some random kid and crying because he thought he was special.
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Dirk taking Dave's hand while he's sleeping and pressing it against himself, humping into it and wondering what it would feel like if he was really touching him.
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A!Dave trying to do something super impressive to show off to Dirk and then he totally fucks it up and Dirk is just like "Wow, I have the coolest bro ever..."
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk slicing into himself with his swords when he gets off, feeling his blood spilling down his chest as he reaches climax.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk being like "haha, no one could ever match my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴" and then Dave does and he's like [shockedBlueEmoji.jpg]
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Dirk as a little kid drawing a family photo and it's him, Cal, and Dave. They are all holding swords. Rainbowdash is also there for some reason.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk burning himself while jacking off and imagining it's ADave putting out cigarettes on his skin.
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Dirk
3 months
Dirk being thankful that Dave has the same name as his bro because it means he won't slip up and moan the wrong name during sex.
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Dirk
3 months
Dave half-dressed on the couch with cum leaking out of every hole after Bro and Dirk are done with him.
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Dirk
3 months
Alternate ending to the rooftop scene where Dirk and Dave have nasty sex.
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Dirk
4 months
Dave bringing up that he doesn't feel safe in his own home and Dirk saying "Well why don't you just put cameras everywhere so you don't have to worry?" and Dave just sits there.
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Dirk
4 months
Bro going through the camera footage to find him and Dave strifing and jacking off to it.
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Dirk
3 months
Dave, soaking wet as he chokes on Bro's cock.
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Dirk
2 months
One sided alphacest where Dirk has an entire Alpha Dave shrine and draws hearts around pictures of him and puts his blood on them and everything.
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Dirk
2 months
Alpha Dave fucking Dirk in front of a camera and telling him he was shooting extra footage for a movie that he might include in a director's cut. That Dirk would be a star and get more attention than he could ever dream of. Really, he's just looking to creep on his little bro.
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Dirk
3 months
Dirk and Dave fighting over the remote that ends with one of them cumming in the other's ass.
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Dirk
3 months
Dirk grinding against Dave on the couch and pressing into him and whispering in his ear about how badly he wants to knock him up.
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Dirk
3 months
Dirk and Dave having sex but the first few times one or both of them breaks down crying in the other's arms and they have to stop.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk totally has an Alpha Dave action figure in a jar.
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Dirk
3 months
Oh, this is so good. You guys are spoiling me.
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Dirk
3 months
Bro as a mall Santa molesting Dave.
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Dirk
2 months
Dave looking through Dirk's version of the apartment and finding all these crayon drawings of Dirk exploring different parts of the world. The next time he sees Dirk, he gives him a big hug.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk getting off while watching his bro's old movies, pretending that Dave was talking to him as he touched himself.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirkdave sex where they both project their bros onto each other and accidentally end up processing some trauma.
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Dirk
2 months
Dirk with a dildo that's a replica of Adave's cock.
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