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gods weakest soldier who was too silly and accidentally signed up for the war 🇵🇭🇵🇸

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5 months
RT @luvistarzii: Don’t piss me off
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6 months
Moot just killed the Nutella man with a dislike comment what the fuck.
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vopsea ⚢
6 months
im so fucking sorry ill stop with my food takes oh my god
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6 months
Instagram changed their message sound and it scared me so bad :(.
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6 months
RT @oomfsomething: oomf did not survive wiege.
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6 months
Alien stage spoilers // someone put mizi on suicide watch I’m worried.
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6 months
Alien stage spoilers //.WHAT THE FUCK.
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6 months
For the record in case yall didn’t open the replies, I don’t support that shit <3.
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6 months
I angered the 17 year old LMAOOOOOO
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6 months
However I support common goddamn sense, anyways time to get back to coding.
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6 months
Nowhere have I ever said I defend proshippers, I just support the idea that parents should be responsible for their kids because it’s fucking easy to be a responsible parent unless you are batshit crazy and even then my mom still managed, so no, I don’t support proshippers-.
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6 months
I angered the 17 year old LMAOOOOOO
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6 months
Ohhh that’s one of my favorite fic authors shit talking smaller new writers while running a charity event ohhhhhhhhh.
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6 months
Okay so fun fact, parents should watch their own children and make sure they aren’t reading incest porn on their kindle tablets and them letting their kids have unrestricted internet access is not the fault of the (probably) adult writers of the fics or AO3, hope this helps.
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🍉Mitzi 🐇 Palano Cinth's Partner
6 months
@toastdotmp3 I said it on my priv too but i cant believe adults are like 'why cant they just ignore it!!' they forget that minors are literally kids???
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alban||viktor smash club
7 months
Broskis I’m gonna be so real I haven’t taken a shit in like 4 whole days and I downed so much laxative that it’s killing me, I don’t have any hope I’m gonna die of disentary or something.
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7 months
Me and irl were on a FT call today and bro was laying down and was like “ew I feel my stomach moving it’s so eerie” HONEY IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE 😨😨😨.
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7 months
You may be broke but are you still eating Christmas tamales nearly every day over a month later broke?.
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7 months
RT @bitchybutchh: I DONT WANT TITSSSSS.
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7 months
Contrary to popular belief I am actually shit at cooking and I have been banned from the kitchen for the time being.
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7 months
RT @bts_promisa: HELP NAYA GET TREATMENT
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RT @BoysLoveHubENG: 🏳️‍🌈 OFFICIAL! Same-sex marriage is legalized in Thailand, and the law takes effect starting today. The country become….
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