Andrew Strauss
@straussanator
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#LFGM (Andrew’s Version) 🏳️🌈
Brooklyn
Joined January 2010
Do you think I can ask my law school for a refund because like there is no law anymore lol.
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There are no gay people in A Quiet Place because y’all never shut up.
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i contract this after one vodka soda.
A new corona virus variant called “FLiRT” is reportedly on rise in the US.
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we love the coconut tree but this is always the video
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me drunk in the back of an uber.
New York City captivated my heart the moment I arrived, 28 years ago today. This electrifying town isn't just my home; it's a colorful canvas where dreams come alive. New York’s iconic skyline and vibrant culture inspire me every day.
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Me cheering my friends picking the brunch spot I wanted the whole time and orchestrated behind the scenes to make happen
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Friend: “Please don’t get political at dinner.”. Me: “Of course! I’d never do that!”. *one sip of wine*. Me:
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I want to be blasted through the wall in Dolby Cinema during the belt.
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join the line dude.
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Boyfriend: “Remember my parents are conservative so please don’t make a scene”. Me: “Of course I’d never do that!”. *me walking into their house*
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I grew up on these streets
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When I see the barista making my coffee but they don’t call my name
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I beg you to join us here on Earth.
If Taylor Swift endorses Kamala - which I think she will - the best way for the campaign to deploy her: have her do one-night-only shows in battleground states targeting 1st time voters, where the price to attend is registering to vote.
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When the group finally decides on a brunch spot.
THERE'S A VERDICT.
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@SpeakerRyan vote again to repeal Obamacare while 30,000 Americans die this year because of your inaction.
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The MTA every weekend:.
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i can show him around
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summoning circle. 🕯 🕯. 🕯 🕯. 🕯 Dorinda on 🕯. Traitors S3 . 🕯 🕯. 🕯 🕯.
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no gay can do all three:. 1- drive.2- wrap gifts .3- t*p.
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Get Kamala on Very Delta.
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Just a PSA as the Olympics start:. the gymnasts are like 5′ 5″.the divers are like 5′ 10″.the swimmers are like 6′ 3″.
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@jasoninthehouse investigate the President and his connection to Russia or his conflicts of interest Jason.
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Tim Walz is going on Very Delta.
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No pressure Ann Selzer but you’re literally holding my mental health in your hands.
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Senator Lisa Barlow.
Breaking news: Mitt Romney says he will not seek a second Senate term, probably ending the Utah Republican’s decades-long political career.
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Me headed to Olive Garden.
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Open the schools!
I feel like this is the closest Washington will ever get to a Real Housewives reunion
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Another day of rotting in front of my tv watching the Olympics
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How did Michael Caine not win an Oscar for his performance in Miss. Congeniality?
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As a gay kid, I always felt like a disappointment, which is why this pride month, I'm partnering with the New York Jets.
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This primary is stressing me out but its hard to not stan these women
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Our TV that we mounted ourselves survived the quake
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@newtgingrich Lol Newt, I want a President who knows about the world… Is that a bad thing?.
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