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savannah
1 year
My BYU experience would not have been complete without getting a ring by spring;) I love you Jackson<3 #EternalPayne #gocougs
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
Step 1: convert to the Gospel Step 2: convert to BYU sports
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
Being an RM, I’m just feeling extra grateful today that my family is a go-to-church-on-vacation family:)
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savannah
2 years
My roommate’s friend is here rn and is talking about how watching the game last night was terrible (she has a roc pass) and how byu is such a bad team and it wasn’t a fun game. And she really said that she “loves watching football”But only Utah football. I’m bouta THROW HANDS
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savannah
2 years
I just saw a man in a BYU sweatshirt (I’m on the coast of SoCal rn) and I gave him the good old “Go Cougs!!” and he looked at me like I was an idiot. Um sorry I don’t look like a middle aged BYU dad??
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@straightsass
savannah
4 years
if you will watch byu games with me and not judge me when i jump up and down in the living room and scream at the tv, i have a crush on you
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savannah
2 years
In recent news, I decided to drop physics so that I have 3 more credit hours of time to dedicate to BYU sports this semester
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savannah
2 years
Too much?
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savannah
1 year
One thing I love about going to church on BYU campus is that every building has vending machines. Nothing better than getting to church with cold Diet Coke waiting for me (+cosmic brownies for Jackson). All meeting houses should have vending machines. Attendance would be unreal.
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4 years
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savannah
2 years
This day has been an absolutely incredible way to kick of BYU football
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savannah
2 years
Considering the fact that my dad-the man who wears a different byu shirt every day of the week-had to tell me to quiet down, I think I might have a problem. But it is a problem I definitely won’t be fixing.
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
DO YALL KNOW HOW HARD I TRASH TALKED THE UTAH TECH PLAYERS THAT SERVED IN MY MISSION
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
Already know this lecture will be good
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savannah
2 years
Just because you can belt hymns like it’s a concert during church, doesn’t mean you should
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savannah
1 year
I’m so happy:)
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
Really fighting the urge to say “Go Cougs 🤙” to everyone wearing BYU gear on campus today
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
Some people day dream about their future family and career. Me? I dream about @BYUfootball
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savannah
2 years
Anyways IM IN LINE TO WATCH FOOTBALL WITH THE ROC FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2019 AND TO SAY IM FREAKING OUT AND ABSOLUTELY HYPED OUT OF MY MIND WOULD BE THE BIGGEST UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
21 year old girls can be avid BYU fans too!!!
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
Biggest red flag I’ve ever come across: They don’t like watching football…
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
TODAY I AM GRATEFUL FOR THE UTAH JAZZ
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
I LOVE UTAH JAZZ
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
Anyways I’m literally just sitting here getting chills thinking about how good BYU football is right now
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@straightsass
savannah
4 years
i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i love BYU i lov
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
Waiting at the stake presidency office to get my temple recommend renewed and there is the CUTEST guy here waiting too. #blessings
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savannah
2 years
ZERO MORE SATURDAYS WITHOUT BYU FOOTBALL AHHHHHH
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@straightsass
savannah
4 years
do i have an unhealthy obsession with @BYUCougars twitter polls? absolutely. am i going to make any changes to that? absolutely not.
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
A more dynamic duo than Stockton and Malone @jackson5payne
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savannah
1 year
Found a journal entry from while I was on my mission
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@straightsass
savannah
4 years
if you are masen wake, i (still) have a crush on you
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@straightsass
savannah
4 years
so i’ll be a missionary tomorrow!! dm me if you want to be on my email list. and feel free to send me any good tweets, memes, or sports news during the next 18 months (savannah.cochran @missionary .org)!
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
Why do I let my mood get dictated by a football team that continues to let me down?
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savannah
2 years
Last week of school and I got the cute guy in biology’s number!!!! And we are gonna go skiing!!!
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savannah
2 years
No words, just Roar (Of the Cougars)
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@straightsass
savannah
11 months
So at BYU most classes start with a prayer. And some students take this prayer wayy too seriously.
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@straightsass
savannah
10 months
To the lady at the concessions stand that still had a locker full of bacon cougar tails (after I went to four other stands) that said she couldn’t sell one to me“because it is 4th qtr”literally as the announcer said “And that brings us to the end of the 3rd qtr!”, I! HATE! YOU!
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savannah
2 years
Looking for some new local accounts to follow (anything funny, BYU, Utah Jazz, skiing, tennis, etc)! Help a girl out and drop some @ s!
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@straightsass
savannah
1 year
I freaking love BYU
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@straightsass
savannah
4 years
SURPRISE! New Hampshire Manchester Mission November 18!!
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savannah
2 years
When everything in my life is falling apart, the Jazz isn’t. The one thing that was literally supposed to fail didn’t. And that gives me hope:)
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savannah
2 years
I’m literally so jealous of everyone down in Vegas rn it actually hurts
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savannah
2 years
AHHH I’m visiting my mission (New Hampshire Manchester) with my parents this week and we flew in to Boston this morning! WELL they surprised me with tickets to the RED SOX V YANKEES GAME TONIGHT!!!!
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@straightsass
savannah
4 years
byu freshmen, do this while you can
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@straightsass
savannah
4 years
here’s the deal it does not matter how good or how bad byu is, i will look you in the eye and tell you that we can beat utah
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
*22 year old
@straightsass
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2 years
21 year old girls can be avid BYU fans too!!!
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savannah
4 years
kinda annoyed with d*zn*ts rn. just leave me the frick alone. y’all aren’t gonna stop me from goin on a mission
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savannah
2 years
What am I supposed to look forward to at BYU if I can’t even expect a win on Friday night??
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
Jamaal Williams is THE MAN
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savannah
2 years
Love love love being a Jazz fan <3
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savannah
2 years
So a couple weeks ago I found out guys my age still open doors for girls on dates! Big W for men
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savannah
2 years
People can hate on Marvel movies all they want. I will shamelessly keep watching them and absolutely loving them
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savannah
2 years
Well just saw Slovis at In N Out and he is just not as hot as I thought hahahhahaha. But he’s still gonna be a damn good qb
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savannah
2 years
THIS IS (part of) WHY I WILL ALWAYS LOVE BYU #GOCOUGS
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savannah
2 years
At my 11 year old brother’s football game. And one of the coaches is super cute and goes to byu. Let’s see if I get the nerve to talk to him after lol
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savannah
2 years
Chocolate cougar tailssss
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@straightsass
savannah
4 years
last one before i’m a nun;) if you support me and my decision to serve a mission (regardless of your relationship with the church), i have a crush on you
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savannah
5 years
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savannah
2 years
Yep. I love BYU
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savannah
1 year
I cannot believe that there are REAL PEOPLE that think this new alternative ROC experience is a good idea. This is how the hype BYU student experience gets killed..
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savannah
1 year
I want to set the record straight. I am not upset about the cost of ROC passes. I would absolutely pay way more. I am not upset about the guest passes. RIP to all the UVU students who wanted them (including my brother that gets home from his mission on Monday). 1/
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savannah
2 years
I just want everyone to know that I can change a tire and I’m pretty proud of that
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savannah
2 years
Wow I’m just feeling extra grateful to be BYU fan right now:)
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@straightsass
savannah
11 months
Heard in line: “I don’t know what the big deal about joining the Big 12 is but everyone seems excited about it!”
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savannah
2 years
TOMORROW. GAME DAY. IS. TOMORROW. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@straightsass
savannah
4 years
kinda freaking out but also nice
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
Hitting the testing center!! Send prayers lol
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savannah
2 years
Hehe I got second ear piercings today and the girl doing it asked if it was my post-mission act of rebellion. Like wow she read me like a book hahaha
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savannah
2 years
my new roommates are on board to camp out for byu games this year!! lets goooooo
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savannah
1 year
I’m so glad that with the virtual ROC line I’ll get to join in the festivities at Cougar Canyon!! Oh wait… #ROCfail #gocougs
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savannah
2 years
currently missing byu sports. like a lot..
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savannah
2 years
I DID IT IM DONE WITH FINALS
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savannah
4 years
all i’m saying is masen wake better not be in the nfl before i get home from my mission. if i don’t get to see a hurdle at byu in person, i will riot
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savannah
2 years
Who knew refs could be so terrible?? Well I did. But I’m still pissed about it
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savannah
2 years
Gameday fit check
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savannah
2 years
This is the reason for my depression
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savannah
2 years
My job was stressing me out so I found a new job. Well I felt too bad to quit the first job so now I have two jobs..
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savannah
2 years
Today I’m grateful that I go to byu at a time where caffeine is accessible on campus <3
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savannah
2 years
I don’t want a boyfriend but I don’t want to be single either ya know??
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savannah
2 years
No outside food or drinks?? Um sir this is my emotional support Diet Coke
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savannah
2 years
Good vibes this week:)
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savannah
1 year
I’m still just in awe by the fact that I got to live during a time when BYU calls a snow day
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2 years
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savannah
1 year
I can’t believe I was dumb enough to believe this system would at least make it so you won’t have to wait in line for hours before the game… virtual line AND several hrs in the real line??
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savannah
4 years
i need it to be clear that this is a @spidadmitchell stan account
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savannah
2 years
Look I love the missionaries. I served a mission. But when the ones at byu corner me for referrals, make me take a pass along card and tell them if I meet any non-members I’ll introduce them, I absolutely lose my beans. Missionaries, talk to everyone, just not me haha
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savannah
2 years
Anything scarier than the recent performance of byu football?
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savannah
2 years
How am I supposed to ~not~ get burned out as a student at byu???
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savannah
2 years
The way this game broke my heart more than any guy I’ve ever liked has…
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2 years
Two Years Ago Today. Mullets vs Mormons.
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
GUESS WHOS BACK #gocougs
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@straightsass
savannah
2 years
Oh you’re looking for the CEO of third wheeling? You’ve come to the right place
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@straightsass
savannah
4 years
seeing a number next to “BYU” gives me chills. literal chills
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@straightsass
savannah
11 months
We made it team! #gocougs
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savannah
2 years
Okay this guy CALLED ME ON THE PHONE!! So he got big points for that. BUT him and his friends acted like they were in high school when they came over and my friends and I decided that he was not the move. Bummer for him, I thought he was really cute.
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savannah
11 months
So glad I don’t have to wait in a line…
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savannah
1 year
I am upset, livid rather, that I cannot camp out for games. That I, or anyone else, cannot earn a spot at the front of the student section. I am upset because I know that BYU’s online system will not be able to handle the virtual line. 3/
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savannah
2 years
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savannah
2 years
There are a few people near me that are discussing sports. None of them know anything about sports. They came to the conclusion that soccer is more entertaining than football and that basketball is confusing and pointless. I’m going to freaking lose it.
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savannah
1 year
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savannah
2 years
Every time I bring my laptop to wait in line for a game, I never actually get any homework done. Idk how tomorrow will be any different but my grades on two midterms and an essay depend on it
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