St Peter
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Joined October 2014
The element of surprise isn't on the Periodic Table. Explain that Science
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Yesterday we celebrated his birthday. Today we celebrate his prolific career in the Ring. #BoxingDay
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RT @sofarrsogud: Him: Are you growing your hair out? Her: Well I can hardly grow it in? Edward Reversefollicles: Um...
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Donald Trump announces that he will appoint the Lucky Charms mascot, Lucky the Leprechaun as Ambassador to Ireland.
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RT @sofarrsogud: Haven't been around much. Been working on my movie "Weakened At Bernie's" where two guys are invited to their bosses beach…
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Trump has promised to introduce a 25% taffiff on all Blood Wine imports from the Klingon Empire. Worf has declined to comment at this time.
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Breaking News: With Matt Gaetz withdrawing, Trump has now picked Lionel Hutz to be Attorney General.
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RT @sofarrsogud: Me: I'm sorry. I never know what to do with my hands, especially when I'm nervous Driving instructor: *screaming intensi…
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RT @sofarrsogud: He was only called Mr Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.
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