Want to get your name on @MRagsTV Pink Flamingo™️ next Friday? Listen to @fourloko Records new music fucking NOW:

The final 9 seconds of last nights semi-final matchup were jam packed with action. From an all-time BS Madden moment, to last second heartbreak. This matchup had it all. @fourloko

“15 MINUTES FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!” 18 seconds, 2 touchdowns, 1 hail Mary and a lifetime of "what if's" after the ending of this thriller... @fourloko

When you’re killing waves of zombies, the only thing that matters are the results. @fourloko

You don't want to run into @BarstoolMRags on Rebirth Island when he's fueled by @fourloko

If you see @BarstoolMRags running out of the gas with sniper in hand, be very afraid @fourloko

Let's pretend like @BarstoolMRags didn't just get obliterated by this bot. Thank god @Kittaayyee was there to save him @fourloko

Uhhh lemme get a 3-piece, extra hot sauce, with a @fourloko on the side @BarstoolMRags

The first priority of @fourloko Thirsty Thursdays should ALWAYS be to make the boss happy

"You get what you deserve @SmittyBarstool!" Vibes are high and the pot is higher for @fourloko Thursday! Tune into the action and see who comes out on top at

“Oh my God he’s so handsome!” @barstoolWSD with a beautiful introduction to @fourloko Thursday! Who do you think brings home the pot? Find out at

.@BarstoolMRags can even turn Ghost of Tsushima into a shooter 🎯

Last night's @fourloko Thirsty Thursday was a mfn movie 😤😤😤

Major shoutout to @Blasky__ & @zvnar for winning last night's @fourloko Rocket League tournament. They put on one hell of a show Make sure to cop some Four Loko to kick your weekend off right >

If you're matched up with someone who can do this in Rocket League, you've already lost @fourloko

When you get a chance to go all-in with a pair of 5's, you gotta do it @BarstoolNate @SmittyBarstool Think it's time for Nate to start his nightcap early and enjoy a @fourloko

DOUBLE WINNER CHICKEN RAT DOG. @martymush joins the table and immediately goes all-in, wins with a flush @fourloko

You're not a true F1 driver until you've downed @fourloko out of a shoe. Congrats @BarstoolMRags

Not @BarstoolMRags getting absolutey bullied on the F1 track 😂 @fourloko

Using Rock-Paper-Scissors to decide Valorant agents is the new meta @BarstoolMRags Make sure to cop some @fourloko to get your weekend started

If @BarstoolMRags keeps pulling off triple-kills like this, he'll be a top-tier Valorant player in no time. You know what else is top-tier? The new @fourloko sour pack.