Throw a pie in someones face #HowToCalmDownFromAnArgument

#YearOfTheSnakeWill be a revolving door

It looks so natural #LeastComplimentaryCompliments

Boy, you've lost alot of weight! We can really see it in your face! #LeastComplimentaryCompliments

#IDoShotsAnd I grow a third nipple

wild fires #BiggerThreatThanTicTok

Christopher Robin gets busted in the Tokyo Airport for using Winnie's hunny pot to smuggle crack cocaine #ModernWinnieThePoohStories

Tigger becomes a podcast millionaire. After his Ta-Ta for now show takes off #ModernWinnieThePoohStories

Another one bites the dust #TheNewYearSoFar

Be like the Boy #WhatToManifestIn2025

I'll be stoned for Christmas #MessUpAXmasSong

She's got turkey legs. She knows how to cook them. #MusicalPotluck

Stuffing on the dock of the bay #MusicalPotluck

Monster Mashed Potatoes #MusicalPotluck

#IfPetsCelebratedThanksgiving There would definitely be a poker game involved.

Won't somebody please think of the children #NewAmericaSlogans

playground for bats #DaylightSavingIn3words

Christmas almost here #DaylightSavingIn3words

What I ordered at McDonald's was a quarter pounder meal with large fries. What I got at McDonald's was a double quarter pounder meal with medium fries. #WTF

#IfISawGhosts I would ask them why they chose white, when black seems so much scarier.