The government will not be there to help you, but they will be there to arrest you… You should probably make sure that you can provide for and protect your family because no one else will do it for you.

@EndWokeness Wasn’t this a Duke lacrosse commercial?

@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl So a soccer mom can do it in 7.25….

@terryschappert

@2A_W3ND1G0 @TheAmericanphoe Since when are leftist people?

@ForestMommy I don’t even remember the 90’s and I miss them…

@6Voodoo Can I just like this?

@TaraBull808

@TaraBull808

@BattleByrd Needs more calk….

@6Voodoo

@BudLightSadness Ocean …. IYKYK… but trees are cool too… Ever look at the trees and then think about the earth being a big fuzzy ball covered in broccoli? Um… yeah me neither… Anyway…

@LarryDJonesJr You tell me how everyone who sings like Prince sounds gay AF except Prince?

@braxton_mccoy Can you do it in crocks dragging a Barbie doll?

@MargoinWNC You see Trump doesn’t trust him and isn’t gonna let go with the freaking rail….

@AmericasWiseGuy @EndWokeness

@EndWokeness What is this?

@matt_vanswol All at once?

@4nt1p4tt3rn Just how high is your berm and are the neighbors the kind who call the sheriff?

@DolioJ Tactical camels are a thing…. They come ashore every March and lay their eggs in the sand in South Nags Head…

I had a guy who wanted to buy my roosters because he wanted to eat them. I had nine and he offered me $20 for all nine. He was kind of a dick about it and I sent him packing.I ate all nine but it was kind of the principle of the thing…. You see I like those roosters, I hatched them and raised them and I didn’t want some asshole eating them.