Daniel Stillman
@stillmania
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Copywriter & Humor Writer. Jokes in @TheOnion, @McSweeneys, and more.
Chicago, IL
Joined July 2011
New article: “How To Shrug Off That You Got Sent to the Gatorade Jug After Trying to Order Water at the Bar” with @emilykapp_ in @WeeklyHumorist
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RT @emilykapp_: Have you ever tried to order water at a bar, but were forced to go pour your own water from a battered old Gatorade tank?…
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RT @CashApp: Time to play Music Award Show Bingo. Here’s how to play: 1⃣ Follow the award show live. 2⃣ Put an X when the space scenario h…
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RT @karenmotherof2: Just got chills imagining these two running a pick and roll together. Kamala as a bouncy PG with a borderline unnatural…
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