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uoy ‘15 alum. just tryna make it onto the "notable alumni" section of my schools wikipedia page.
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This man is dead, they just defrosted him and put him in the front seat of the car.
Prince Philip to return to the Queen's side in Sandingham after leaving hospital this morning
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Social contract in the U.K. is broken, the small things are starting to add up.
No-one uses indicators at all, zebra crossings people don’t stop. People don’t wait for others to get off the train first before getting on. We’re gradually getting nastier to each other lmao.
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Anyways in more pleasant news ...
BBC News - Second patient cured of HIV, say doctors
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this was actually the most embarrassing scene of last year, if Yewande did this I’d throw up
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fikayo tomori has been strung along by southgate for 5 years now ... and has missed out on both major tournaments. brother you are now 26, time to go and ask fifa for that special dispensation for nigeria.
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I’d actually put the baby in the bin, why is his poo boiling? Is it broken?
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I finished university my balance was £42k, I got a grad job above the threshold, and had student loan payments taken from my salary for 5 years and 2 months ... my current balance is £43.5k. lmaoooooooo.
Student loan interest rates expected to rise from 4.5% to 12% for high earners and from 1.5% to 9% for low earners from September. An average grad with £50k debt will incur £2,200 to £3000 in interest over 6 months, just in case young wallets haven't been hit hard enough.
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coach carter was asking for literally the bare minimum and everyone lost their mind loooool
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The scariest thing about the deportation thing is that no-one is realising, they’re reducing the bar for stripping you of citizenship every single year. The threshold of “serious crime” gets lower and lower every single year.
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ain’t this a watch company loooool
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for people to die in a crush in the UK is very very rare. this is a huge failure. the last one on mainland UK was the northampton rave in 2011, and prior to that is hillsborough in 1989. the inquiry is a must.
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fam, locs (real or faux) is actually the goat hairstyle on black women. cleaaaaaar.
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Jacques pours just enough fuel on the flame to make you think but not enough to be called a full in instigator. It’s a skill.
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Can I also say Daniel Kaluuya is building a fucking filmography. This guy is grabbing roles and absolutely demolishing them. Knocking them out of the park every time fam.
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hell even go and ask for canada, but at least go add a gold cup, or afcon appearance to your list of accolades.
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My boy took a girl Hakka on date 1 and in the middle of the date she said she preferred the food in Nando’s. I told him he’s the reason the dating economy is finished. Fucking prick.
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The U.K. has always had levels of corruption, but the last 18 months of this Boris government has been so blatant in our face that it is beyond offensive. I genuinely can’t believe how they didn’t even try to hide it. ALL of them.
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Lol, but people will be complaining that they have to redo the fire safety training programme once a year 😭
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My boy said coz he ain’t got no facial hair so you can tell he ain’t into black girls, and you know what, I understand what he meant fully.
Boxer Idris is stepping into the villa tomorrow night, but will our girls be fighting for his attention? 🥊
#LoveIsland
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@ItsMo1001
i said it every year he accepted the random call up, he continuously let southgate burn him. which is crazy because he walks in at CB for us and would've made a back 2 very comfortable for Nig.
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@Chrimo__
apparently his use of "african american vernacular english" irritates some people
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Kwasi Kwarteng getting chancellor after shagging Liz Truss is funny. Anyways.
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Samira liking tweets about Yewande being bitter? Nah I don’t wanna see her at another DLT ever
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@data_barbs
that race to the bottom reasoning is why they get away with it tbh. there are more methods to funding further education than the US method and the UK method. e.g. in germany it is free
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@MayowaQuadri_
I honestly couldn't believe he accepted that call up. 45 minutes at LB vs Malta. Big fumble.
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YOOOOOO TOMMY PULLED THE YOU AINT MY GIRL LOOOOOOOL “YOURE ACTING LIKE YOURE IN LOVE WITH ME”
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When you mention something sexual for the first time and she stops replying
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Niggas be loving that first day of silent treatment though, finally get some peace and enjoy yourself. It’s a shame when you then have to apologise and hash it out again lmao.
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It’s funny coz I’ll pitch a tent on the beach and shower in the ocean. Don’t play me fam.
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I hate banging on about how bad plan 2 student loan deal is but …
7 years of full time work on a good above median salary at all times, which has since doubled.
Student loan balance 7 years ago: £42,499.86
Student loan balance today: £43,838.74
🤣
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We went out Wednesday and my boy called the police to drop him home, he woke up with this in his phone notes 😂
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Progress we've made on HIV/AIDs is unbelievable, the only shame is the way the information regarding the progress we've made hasn't seemed to have caught up. People are still believing things now which were false in the late 90s.
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This why you can't fucking girls who "love you but hate black women" ... this is all nuts
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She went to the Italian and said “I’m obsessed with Mafia books” … is that racism or?
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Plan 2 student loan is like being missold PPI. Really and truly I feel like there should be a class action suit against the government or something.
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lool slowly? this lot killed the minicab and our desire to take public transport then shafted us with prices
Has anyone noticed how Uber prices have slowly increased? A journey that would typically cost me £5, now costs £7.50
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17 plate you know. My fucking chest.
Another day; another accident at Elephant and Castle roundabout
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Someone on 35k at 22/23 will most likely be on 6 figures before 35. You need to be easy about "Is that even a lot?" lol.
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he literally said maintain a 2.3gpa ... in uk terms he asked them not get Us ... that's it omds
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I was against hair transplants till I saw Andros Townsend smash his out the park ... give me his guys name asappop
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So don’t you ever get on your high horse and think “it’ll never affect me it only happens to criminals, just don’t commit crime”.
Coz biggest man ting, one accident and you could find yourself on the next plane “home”.
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The misconceptions around OCD are actually nuts when you discover what it actually is, and it’s also very nuts how people treat mental health disorders like they’re quirky attributes “I’m a bit OCD”, “Yeah my anxiety always plays up” and phrases like such.
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Fuck this Arabella chick, nah seriously fuck her looooooool, I’ve never disliked a TV personality this much so fast
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Can a famous active footballer pls go on prime time bbc news and tell them John Barnes doesn’t speak for all black people for the love of God. I’m tired of him being the spokesperson we didn’t ask for.
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Why are footballers prone, coz you force them to stop focusing on school in order to have any reasonable chance of making it so they are unreasonably thick 😭
Rickie Lambert was the striker who played for his boyhood heroes and scored for England.
More recently he has become fixated on exposing a 'globalist plan' and 'new world order'.
How did it happen? And why are footballers prone to conspiracy theories?
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aint no way O2 are trying to say phone bills across the board are going up 13.4%? because of inflation loooool?
did cost of giving me minutes and data go up by 13% also? did they increase labour costs by 13% or?
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@MonsieurKane
told what I thought was a "friend" I was going on a date, she sent me 3 nudes on iMessage whilst I was on the date lol.
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Black people get a role and people start saying “It should be the best person for the job regardless of skin colour”.
God forbid a black woman gets one of those roles, all of a sudden it’s “diversity gone crazy” and “As a white male, I feel like my ceiling is affected”.
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No-one at a private school getting predicted below a B for any A-level now. But your small comprehensive down the road is capped at their average performance over the last 5 years, wtf is that?
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Theresa May started this when she was in home office and Sajid Javid and Priti Patel seem intent in removing every ethnic minority with dual citizenship in the country lol
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Love it. Disincentive racism by letting them know they gonna get punched up.
Steven Berghuis punched a Twente fan after he allegedly yelled “cancer blackie” at Berghuis’ Ajax teammate Brian Brobbey.
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Crystal Palace Football Club are hiring for graduate roles rn ... there's only 4, but one in finance, first team football analytics, commercial insights and health and safety. These are good roles for grads and those with placement years interested in football tbh.
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Wes actually sounded like a salesman “I used to be like you, but now I’m happy and all because I did a part exchange for a new model, and this can all be yours for a daily dosage of public hate!”
#loveisland
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I’m horrible at articulating but lemme try. I’m actually shocked at the amount of people who would rather a generation of children have their opportunity snatched through no fault of their own rather than a few children have a shot at an opportunity they don’t “deserve”.
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Nah I think Tom has good reason to punch up Jordan you know. Fuck this guy.
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Loooool look how she’s phrased this alongside we need to stop bashing people who work regular jobs
We need to stop bashing people who work regular jobs. Some people aren’t fit to be business owners and like to have a set schedule & place to go to. Everyone can’t own a business or be “SELF MADE”. Some people need the security knowing there’s a check coming in to pay the bills
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I can’t believe this is Peckham now lmaoooo
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So that Shamima case where some of you are celebrating them stripping her of citizenship. I refer to this sentence here about stripping dual citizenship nationals.
In 2 years time we’ll taking about “potential dual citizenship nationals”.
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When your brand is so dominant you take over the appliance name, Hoover, jacuzzi etc
So after 25 years of living.. I only just found out jacuzzi is actually the brand and not the actual name for a hot tub 🤔😂
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Being unemployed after your degree is the worst, you don't wanna accept a job lower than you, but at the same time you need money.
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The girls won’t even know Salma exists omds
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im crying foden and greenwood downloaded tinderplus as soon as the call-up came through
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I messaged my aunt to ask her to stay safe whilst she’s working and look after herself, this is what she responded. Nigerians are bare annoying lmao.
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lmao getting your back blown every night from tinder but telling me we should wait coz you like me? I’m bare confused but aite
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I’m obsessed with you to a 19 year old is brazy, after 3 weeks. Brazy. Sorry I just can’t get past the fact she’s 19 loooool
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If every black graduate in a grad role or higher picked up 1/2 mentee(s) that gap would close. Network of knowledge.
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Looool I really can’t believe I’m done with exams forever. I’m a chartered accountant fam. Mama, I really made it, it’s proper spinning me 🤣
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can’t believe people are saying bw can’t call out ww who pretend to be black because they wear weave. tears in my fucking eyes. what kind of false equivalence.
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Buy a gun, put it to someones head and tell them to generate 110k in 364 days.
Someone puts a gun to your head and says generate 100k in a year - how would you do it?
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The funniest thing about Kaz’ wink was it was definitely a “Come and get me” ting
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dating up as a guy, paying on the first date, then quitting your job when she's comfortably on 6 figures and being the house husband you deserve >>>
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lmao, asides from the actual issue at hand. Lammy buying shoes off amazon and him being a 7.5 are both making me laugh.
Just buying brown brogues tonight leads to this racist micro aggression. Is it 2020 or 1720? Please
@amazon
take it down.
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