Steve Conlin
@stevpendous
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Actor. Wrestler. Your coolest friend. bookthebigsteve @gmail .com The other guy:
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from the Yogscast is playing the game where I shout Orky stuff at you. I am a happy git.
MAD MAX WITH ORCS BEHIND THE WHEEL! - 40K: SPEED FREEKS
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Can't sleep, so here's some James Workshop lore lost to the cutting room floor.
Meet Mordheim, James' faithful familiar.
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"rEaL gW pEePs"
As I had to explain to the Bugman's barstaff who refused to give me the staff discount: James Workshop is the actual, real life, CEO and Founder of Games Workshop. Also, I invented Orcs. Everyone else ripped them off from me.
Warhammer+ show idea: a live action comedy series following the exploits of James Workshop as he runs the company. You can have cameos from real GW peeps too, like
@philkellywords
and
@ED__E
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There is nothing more impressive to potential sensual partners than several large displays of glistening miniatures in your living space.
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The pound soars to a staggering 1.12 dollars the same day I make my announcement. Coincidence?
“In yet another GW fail – the Votann Update doesn’t even begin to address Liz Truss’ enormous tax cuts for the rich, and the Pound continues to plummet. James Workshop could not be reached for comment.”
#leaguesofvotann
#squats
#warhammer40k
#tabletopinquirer
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A good rule of life I've found is that you can never be too busy to talk about how cool I am and what a good job I do.
I realize we all have busy lives but can we please stop for a second and appreciate that James Workshop is doing a spot-on impression of CODEX: EYE OF TERROR?!
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In my upcoming book 'James Workshop Fixes the 40Kanon', I settle the female space marine debate once and for all. I won't spoil it, but the Emperor is in his big chair because of cooties.
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People act like Orcs are dumb, but in every portrayal of an Orc society I've seen, no one ever has to fill out a tax return, so who's the real idiot?
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I've just found out that my newly former agents were completely ignoring requests for interviews and podcasts and stuff. If this was you, then rest assured the person responsible is now wallowing in Steveless misery.
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I'm legally obligated to clarify that I am not the boss, but an actor who shares the same face as the boss.
The bear, however, is the boss, and he says he approves.
You're the boss.
And I assume speaking on behalf of the Bear-Boss also.
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It's deeply important to me to know how many people will see this.
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Anyone for some Bowl of Blood? Or maybe Killing Team?
I'll see you at the Games of Workshop for a riveting game of War Hammer.
#warhammer
#WarhammerCommunity
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Losers: You can't just reply with memes of your own face.
Me:
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Please stop asking me to weigh in on pronunciations. The canon answer will always be "I don't care".
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Mordheim was never reintroduced, despite being arguably the best idea we had.
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I am an actor frequently employed by Games Workshop to (amongst other things) portray their CEO and founder, James Workshop. COINCIDENTALLY, I was also born James Workshop, but an extreme accident at a bakery in Naples necessitated a change of circumstances.
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This is the new pinnacle of my career.
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My dear goblins,
Twitter may be dying, but our parasocial relationship is stronger and more intimate than ever.
The Almighty Elno has forbidden mention of other social media platforms, but if you really love me, you'll know where to find me.
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If you can't keep up with the lore, maybe try something more casual. Like Tolkien or Kingdom Hearts.
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As fictional as your mother's fidelity.
*Everyone* has a take on the
#DnD
#OGL
controversy - even fictional Warhammer proprietor James Workshop, played by
@stevpendous
- who reckons WotC did "a big poop in their pants" - details here:
#OpenDnD
#WarhammerCommunity
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It always surprises people that I've never met James Workshop. We do work with a lot of the same people.
Here's some true stories I've heard about him:
James Workshop can deadlift 700lbs. He attributes his strength to carrying a company on his back for decades.
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Hmm. I think 4. It's good for people to see the CEO and CFO hard at work together.
Since James Workshop is one with all of us store staff; which should I use as the new store profile picture on facebook?
#WarhammerCommunity
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I specifically asked them to delay releasing new Tyranids. Just to annoy you.
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I didn't do three years of puppetwork at Cours Florent to have you goblins come at me with this cgi bullshit.
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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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This is exactly what an imposter would say.
Hey,
We have control of our channel again…..whoop whoop!
Can’t post any videos for 2 days due to a community strike left by the hacker!
But still it’s good news 👍👍👍
Massive thanks again for all your support with all our thanks and gratitude Peachy, Pat and Geoff
😍😍😍
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Compared to the labyrinthine James Workshop lore, the Silmarillion is a book of fairytales for babies.
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It's 4am and the puppy is poorly so I'm cradling her in my arms while I scramble eggs and listen to Duel of the Fates played on a lute. I didn't choose the thug life, but it looks like it chose me.
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As an actor, I'm often told I'm braver than a soldier, harder working than a nurse, more vital to society than a teacher. I always shake my head graciously, though I know it's true. I've seen firsthand how inspirational my humility can be. For the kids.
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Some people are privately calling me the most important voice of our zeitgeist, and they're right.
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A Games Workshop Christmas message from the Founder Himself
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I'm the only official GW twitter account. If that other one was legit they would retweet me.
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Me.
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Just solved Jack the Ripper after watching like 2 youtube videos about it. Dunno how nobody's worked it out yet. Guess I'm just a genius.
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The bitterness of a man who snorts their tomatoes.
Sometimes I wonder if I never got into the Lord of the Rings books because I grew up on Narnia and Grimm's Fairy Tales.
You know, stories that don't describe how someone is eating a tomato wrong.
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Obviously, this only applies to fully erected and painted miniatures. No one wants to see your green stuff.
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Obviously, people who think the crust is the best part of a sandwich are perverts. But I can't respect anyone who cuts the crusts off. No emotionally balanced person has that much free time. Thus, crust perversion is a bell curve. Something to think about.
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There are only three personality types: Dual wield, Two handed, and Sword and board.
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Made this especially. Already ruined.
Nothing for it but to push on.
6969 here we come.
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No, everyone else is an extra in mine. Quiet on set, you filthy rascals.
You might think that life is all about your own story, but we're all part of someone else's story too.
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I've just been mistaken for Ronan Keating. Initially funny, but increasingly awkward as the guy insisted on guessing where he actually knew me from.
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In the podcasts and interviews I've been on recently, it's been funny to call myself a creative genius, a self made star, etc etc.
The truth is I'd never be doing what I do without inspiration from guys like this.
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Holy Terra.
@stevpendous
I think we should start the petition now to have you appear in whatever Amazon Warhammer 40k show Henry Cavill eventually produces. But what cameo role would you take?
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I Christmassed harder and more luxuriously than anyone has ever in the whole world. I aspire to a 10% annual Christmas power creep.
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This exact thing happened to me, but I had to move house and the cat girl was Toby Longworth.
Working
Working
Husband bursts in: Okay my B, I was playing FFXIV with a cat girl who's name I assumed was named Frank but it's a chick, now she's drawing chibis of me and long story short probably need to change my number
Me: ... wut
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So I may be involved in a number of projects that might be releasing very shortly on a streaming service I have been told not to tweet about. I am excited. Or am I? I am not allowed to say. But I am certainly obeying the several dozen NDAs I have signed over the last 3 years.
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Perfection.
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No she's shy.
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Today I spent 20 mins grunting into a microphone. I was sensational. I'm the best actor who ever lived. I can't breathe.
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"Rah grah grah! My name is Steve and I'm a big dumb stupid loud Ork! Rah rah grah!"
I'm being mocked in my own home.
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The masses, they love me.
I had the absolute joy of chatting with the hilarious
@stevpendous
for my little podcast last week. Here’s the end result. Also on Spotify, google podcasts and all the other places.
Chatting with Steve Conlin AKA JAMES WORKSHOP!
#WarhammerCommunity
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Behold, Ratatoskr. Felsquirrel. Diregerbil. Harbinger of Ragnarok.
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Yesss. Immortalise me.
Ok, so hear me out
#WarhammerCommunity
and
#warmongers
next years Boxing Day model: Commemorative James Workshop on chaise lounge w/combi-bolter.
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In the final instalment of the James Workshop saga, our titular hero saves your Christmas. But at what cost?
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Why do I look like I'm wearing lipstick on my whole face?
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Anthony, one of James Workshop's many rivals during his life, was injured in a freak helicopter accident. Anthony is one of an extremely small group of unlucky people to have a helicopter land on top of them.
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James Workshop's unique cadence stems from a childhood injury. As a child, he was injured, and this gave him his unique cadence. James has declined to share other details.
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Correct.
@WarComTeam
I was just excited to watch a video about international shipping dates. That’s how good
@stevpendous
is.
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The only medical technology James Workshop trusts is leeches. He medicates any ailment he contracts with them. To date, he has never died.
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When he wants to "stroll amongst the little folk" James Workshop sometimes goes by the alias Wimes Jerkshop. James has been described by a number of intelligence agencies as a master of disguise.
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James Workshop killed his twin in the womb. He used a sword.
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I'm always interested in talking about myself and the things I'm doing.
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Let the people hear me.
Had an absolute blast recording with the indomitable
@stevpendous
, talking all about the man, the myth, the legend that is Steve Conlin - as well as some other bloke called James Workshop too.
We chat Mordheim, the Old World,
#Warhammer
#40k
& more!
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Whenever someone calls me an 'artist' or an actor, I try to remember what it is I actually do for a living and approach the conversation with humility. I always correct them. I'm an 'award winning artist'.
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I'm back, and Christmassier than ever. Guten Noel, hobbygoblins.
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The drone hovering over our garden is rekindling my teenage desire to own a crossbow.
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James Workshop (and his twin) was an immaculate conception. He is descended from other fictional characters, including Robin Hood and Neil Armstrong.
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If the chatGPT mini model collapse has taught us anything, it should be the need to focus on improving the human being. A better mankind, not machinekind. Less silicon valley, more silicone valley.
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Nothing breaks a cold quicker than screaming Orky voices over the Red Alert soundtracks.
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Always ask me your wrestling questions last, because apparently I will not be able to shut up about it.
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That's Toby Longworth. He regularly does silly and irreverent work, whereas I only do serious high brow projects.
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Beautiful and useful.
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"I'm a founder and real life CEO..." drew maybe the blankest expression I've ever seen up close.
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No loss is truly permanent. Thoughts and prayers that these beans find their way home.
🚨 URGENT 🚨 has anyone in London lost their open tupperware full if beans? Because I have found your open tupperware full of beans.
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I want a version of oppenheimer where everytime he's haunted by guilt, it's just flashes of russel brand cutting his apology video to add the word consensual.
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