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can never remember whether bisexual means I get to have sex twice a year or once every two years 😩
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might fuck around and destroy my career by publicly naming all the known sexual abusers in the nz film industry that everyone is too afraid to talk about y/n
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wishing a pleasant night to everyone except simon bridges, simeon brown, melissa lee, todd mcclay, simon o’connor, chris penk, michael woodhouse, and shane reti xx
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Prime Minister of Aotearoa New Zealand
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huge congratulations to the writers of covid for getting renewed for season three, it’s a tough industry in nz
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remembering the time I got bored in lockdown and started infiltrating antivax teachers groups on facebook just to see what nonsense they were up to and found what is the most incredible accidental comedy of all time
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if I’ve named my rapist to you and you still work with him regularly I absolutely do not consider you a friend and I do not think this is unreasonable of me. please never contact me again
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why does this look like footage from 1997
Favourite moment of the debate was this mirthless laugh into the void
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sex work is real work, being a landlord is not, don't @ me :)
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hey remember how harold the giraffe taught us that people need food, water, oxygen, safety, shelter, sleep, excercise, and love to survive? prisoners are people too
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hell yeah I believe in cancel culture. cancel rent. cancel debt. cancel student loans
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on behalf of all retail workers please behave we're scared
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just spotted a chloe swarbrick billboard with graffiti on it reading, “woke lesbo!!” …as though that’s not the coolest thing you can possibly be?
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yes, I am bisexual. that’s why my hair is red. it’s a union thing, they make you dye it
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“what do your tattoos mean” they mean I’m hot. leave me alone
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google maps: head east
me: ok literally your one and only job is to tell me which way that is
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just learned that Mihingarangi Forbes and Duncan Garner used to be together??? they have kids??? maybe I’m just way late to the party on this but holy SHIT I cannot imagine the dinnertime conversations
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I think actually that those of us who did not Fuck Around in this election, we should be exempt from Finding Out like this
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I genuinely can’t imagine getting home from work and having to deal with kids??? I need an hour to shake off the work day and then another hour to decide what to have for dinner and then a minimum of three hours to watch gordon ramsey videos on youtube and then it’s time for bed
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it’s not really “learning to live with covid” when people are literally dying hey
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it should be illegal to go to sleep feeling bad and wake up still feeling bad. sleep is meant to be a little reset. a little format for my memory card.
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do I want a boyfriend? absolutely not. do I want someone to dance in the kitchen with to a 2004 emo bangers playlist while I fuck up dinner because I got distracted? maybe
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how many popular kiwi twitter people are dicks to retail/hospo staff do y’all think
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peter jackson is a terrible director you can’t change my mind
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food $200
data $150
rent $800
little treats for myself $3,600
utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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please for the love of god please stop telling me I'll change my mind one day about not wanting kids. the world is literally burning to the ground linda maybe there's something else you could care about instead
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okay hold the fuck up
(it’s me I’m the fuck up please hold me)
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*sees a straight couple in public* so who’s the punk and who does ballet?
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the time between payday and paying my bills is my favourite half hour of the week
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I’m not saying an emerald green velvet sofa would solve all my problems, but I do think it’d be good for my mental health
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felt awkward about going to my cousin’s wedding in covid times but managed to get accommodation at the venue so I could watch the ceremony from the safety of my balcony 😇 and looked v cute!
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y'know what would make this whole thing way less stressful? legal cannabis
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three of the drunkest teenagers I’ve ever seen in my life just got on my bus. one of them is sitting on the floor. they’re all desperately trying not to throw up. classic kiwi summer is here
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sometimes I still think about the fact that akon was trying to find the words to describe a girl “without being disrespectful” and he landed on “sexy bitch”
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any time you feel anxious or bad it’s because the wee skeleton man inside you is trying to shimmy his way out
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if your whole point is that we can’t afford another lockdown, maybe gathering en masse at aotea square with no social distancing and very few masks isn’t your best avenue for that hey
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actually so annoying that exercise and eating well fixes 99% of your problems. was really hoping that wouldn’t work so I would not have to continue doing it
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just walked into a coffeeshop here in aotearoa new zealand and everybody behind the counter, not really knowing me but knowing i was american, erupted into ripping shit into me on the bird app
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take three different boys to the same bar within the space of a week, fuck it, you deserve this (I’m extremely drunk after doing exactly this, don’t worry about it) hot girl summer has LANDED
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having an office job is 20% writing emails and 80% trying to look busy while waiting for replies to ur emails
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applied for a dreamy apartment, interviewed for and got a promotion, and signed on to produce a feature film. it’s been a big week and I am PROUD of myself. what’s the highlight from everyone else’s week? I wanna keep the positives coming (except covid tests, keep those negative)
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sorry I haven’t texted you back, my life hasn’t been very fergalicious lately
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a girl can dream
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texas’ unwillingness to tell anyone to wear a mask because they “can’t force people what to do with their bodies” while telling pregnant people exactly what to do with their bodies has got me real fucking riled up today hey
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sorry I’m late I decided I hate every item of clothing I own
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waiting for the bathroom at whammy bar always takes so long because the bisexuals are frantically trying to tuck their shirt back in
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spent the day getting stabbed repeatedly (terrified of needles girlie is proud of herself)
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hey gang I can translate this one!
“all new zealanders are equal under the law” is just a dogwhistle for “we don’t believe in equity”.
hope this helps!
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please read the room vittoria, half of my wage goes on rent alone
'Spend half and save half': Bank CEO on how her mother's advice helped her strive for financial independence
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I’m gonna buy one of these rugs for the living room of my new apartment, no one can stop me
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problem is it won’t have any effect on these predators at all. the industry has known for years and is not only complicit in the actions of people like j**** l****** but actively protects their careers, ensuring they’ll have work for as long as they want it. I’m so fucking tired.
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I have the worst taste in men. if you are a man and I’ve ever liked you please work on yourself
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glad to see so many resources teaching the proper way to swab but absolutely horrified to learn the anatomy of the nose
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when a private account follows me and I’m tryna see if they’re hot enough to follow back from their tiny profile picture
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how do I befriend the girl in front of me on the bus who is clearly having a breakdown? the playlist she’s blasting through her headphones consisted of I hate everything about you, repeated at least three times, until a hard shift into never gonna give you up
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I don’t believe there are people out there with zero mental illnesses. like, not even one? bro you’re an npc
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christmas eve with the family and we’ve already ticked off fights about:
✅ medium density housing
✅ vaccine passes
✅ rent control
✅ misogynist takes on jacinda
hereby taking requests for the next controversial conversation
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jacinda got some real "per my last email" tone going on in response to some of these questions
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I love public transport! I love being outside for the first time in a week after having covid! I love being alive!
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I'm too hot to understand inflation. no idea what that's all about and no desire to understand, sorry
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leaving the house tonight. having a social life after three months of lockdown in a 25sqm apartment is amazing
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Attempting to return to work:
📁 My Brain
└📁 Memories
└📁 How To Do My Job Properly
└⚠️ This folder is empty
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hey guys should I text my ex (keep in mind that i already did)
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found my dream job on linkedin!!! wish me luck guys I hope I get it!!!
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off 2 talk to some high school kids about making a career in film/audio/music. I love my job 🥰
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y’all wished for a round 2 of the roaring 20s and the universe responded with a global pandemic and a stock market crash why are u complaining
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redacted for name suppression reasons but honestly google “sexual assault custody nz comedian” and it’s obvious how common this knowledge has been since day one. for the love of god why do we continue to work with people like this
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be honest, nobody expected phil collins to go that hard on the tarzan soundtrack
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it is my god-given right to be the naked window neighbour. some would even say it is my duty
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oh, this book? it's just a little something I've been performatively reading in public for the past three years
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I’m not gonna lie I don’t really know what based means and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
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it is 7:30pm and I am already drunk at a costume party with many strangers. wellington is so much fun
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my stepmum just mentioned that she’s glad I got over my emo “phase” while I sit in front of her in black jeans and a my chemical romance t-shirt. what more do you want from me, woman
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could a depressed person do this? [stands up too quickly and gets dizzy]
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my love life is a dilemma that can only be solved by a 2005 dolly magazine sealed article
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gonna stop typing, “please don’t hesitate to reach out if you have any further questions” in emails and replace it with, “please for the love of god think for half a second before you ask me this dumb shit”
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hey let’s maybe not push the gross anti-sex worker rhetoric
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