Steve Olivas
@steveolivas
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Shrink. Rancher. Author. I write the stories told by rock stars.
Rural TN, by way of WI
Joined July 2012
Driving out yesterday morning, Mrs Steve found THIS grazing next to the driveway.
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Icarus (giant white turkey) and Donnie (small black hen) disappeared during the storm tonight. Mrs Steve and I went out looking for 30 minutes with spotlights…no luck. Combined weight: 34 lbs.Combined IQ : 6. Please check your yard and around your house. Hope they’re not eaten.
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Blackberries got me again. Satan’s influence remains strong on the ranch.
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RT @ExplodingPossum: @steveolivas Bah… it only ~feels~ like 105° there (yes I looked it up).Slather on some more coconut oil and get back t….
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Son doesn’t particularly care about NFL football—but his girlfriend does. So yesterday, he packed her up and drove to see the Dallas Cowboys at home vs the Baltimore Ravens (her team). #AttaBoy
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Mowing at the road. Taking a break. Thank God there’s no breeze — otherwise I’d never feel the full effect of 98 degrees with a dew point of 76!.
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In case you’ve ever wondered where to drop all the handicapped carts at the store…
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RT @thonlyonee: @steveolivas .Today, in 1945, George Orwell's "Animal Farm" was published. Just say'n.
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Had to rescue Mrs Icarus from a band of common street thugs. It was about to turn into a scene from “The Accused.”
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Push mower overheated and conked out. Left me with a landing strip on my plateau.
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Psychologists near Nashville—i was once where you are. Sometimes, a change can be good. YOU control your schedule!.Just see your clients and go. Free indoor parking, full benefits, solid pay. Simplify your life and come work for my clinic in Midtown:.
familycarecentercareers.ttcportals.com
Psychologist in Nashville, TN, United States
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RT @sometimesamedic: @ExplodingPossum @gtrswhiskeyguns @ImJimR87 @steveolivas It's because, no matter how bad your day is, you know Steve's….
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Told the girls at the diner I would like my breakfast to be “made with love.”
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RT @Timben66: @steveolivas .You might wanna make all of the new doors a little wider. It’ll make things easier later. .
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