Stephen Buchanan
@stephenbucomedy
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Comedian // writer // host of @whatsthescript_ & @somelaughpod . Tix/insta/ko-fi etc 👇
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Be the change you want to see in the world
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Craig David workshopping “7 Days” with his producer
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When the protagonist receives a gift to help them on their quest but isn’t told what it actually does
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Yer aunty thinks that all this corona stuff is a conspiracy
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The guy who came up with the “30 days has September” rhyme
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I’d hate to go to a big awards show like the Emmys or Oscars.
The level of fear I get after a night out in Clydebank is horrific, imagine having to DM Tom Hanks like “sorry if I was an arsehole last night mate”
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Serial killer bumps into another serial killer on the job
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The CEO of Shredded Wheat finds out about the “never eat shredded wheat” mnemonic
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Yer aunty has some thoughts about all this 5g stuff
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Made a wee cooking show
This is the essential guide to cooking in a crisis (don't forget to have a quick cry!)
From:
@stephenbucomedy
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“Inspired by Vivaldi’s Four Seasons” it’s a white tshirt
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I made a chicken stir fry (ep 3 of Cooking in a Crisis)
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King Charles opens a bookies
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Wee repost for his big day x
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Last year I stayed in an air BnB and the host said “we’ve got a little friend called Felix who you might see around” I thought he was talking about a cat, turns out it was a wee Spanish guy who lived in the basement
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Done my last Fringe show yesterday. Woke up with covid today (good timing I guess?) Thanks to everyone who came to see the show over the past 11 days, you’re all class. Now it’s time to kick my feet up and enjoy my well earned lungs getting attacked by a deadly virus
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The second episode of my cooking show is out now. This time it’s pizza 🍕
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A photo of me drinking from a wee tin of sweetcorn on the train has been circulated. I'm sincerely sorry for drinking the sweetcorn water on a scotrail service
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Buzzing to have won the BBC New Comedy Award. Thank you so much for all the kind messages. It’s been a hectic few days and I’ve not had a chance to sit down and go through them all, but I do really appreciate it! Shout out to the other finalists who were all absolutely class!
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Whenever I see biscuits getting passed around the room I like to pretend that I’ve not seen them, then act dead surprised when I’m offered one
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To anyone who has ever seen me do stand up. The guy who owns Old El Paso fajita kits was in the audience of my gig tonight. Career highlight
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Mindfulness voiceover is worried about climate change
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Retail park restaurant hierarchy:
Nando’s
TGI’s
Frankie & Benny’s
Vending machine
Man selling meat in wetherspoons Wetherspoons
Pavement chewing gum
Going hungry
Harvester
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V excited to do this next week! Tickets available if you want to see me record my first stand up special from my bedroom
Radio 4 special for Stephen Buchanan | Former BBC New Comedy Award-winner
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I’m on Jonathan Ross’ comedy club this Saturday!
Christ knows why I decided to wear a baggy jumper, I look like I’ve just had 3 Christmas dinners
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Not my finest moment
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My
@BBCRadio4
stand up special has been chosen for Comedy of the Week! The feedback has been incredible, I’m dead chuffed. Thanks to everyone who has listened so far!
You can listen here if you fancy it:
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Yer aunty has some thoughts about all this Donald Trump/bleach stuff
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Whoever made up that “30 days has September” rhyme really phoned it in towards the end. “All the rest have 31 except February alone” wtf is that shit
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I’ve been asked to add an extra show due to demand! Absolutely blown away by the response. Get ya tix from the link
Scottish comedian Stephen Buchanan
@sbuchanan27
is having a superb debut year at
@ThePleasance
, selling out all his shows, so we've added an extra one on the final Friday at 14:15
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Me (3 years ago): I’ll strategically place a fiver in an old pair of jeans so future me will get that nice “just found a fiver in my pocket” moment
Me (today): I hate myself
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Yer da going down the local park still buzzing about Thursday
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My BBC Radio 4 stand up special is airing tonight at 7.15pm. This was such a cool thing to do and I’m buzzing that it’s finally out. Would love it if you had a wee listen x
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Absolutely loved doing this last week!
First proper gig in like five months and it was in front of an audience wearing masks, a camera crew and Jonathan Ross. Felt like a fever dream 🥵
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London people 🚨 please come along to my Soho Theatre show at the end of the month. Tickets are not selling good at all 🥰 link in bio x
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My new Channel 4 Playground The Dead Don’t Care is out now. Give it a swatch if you’re into that kind of thing x
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Found an old cover letter I wrote. What the fuck was I thinking
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I moved in with my catholic girlfriend a few weeks ago and she just said “maybe the corona virus is God punishing us for living in sin”
I’m so sorry for the pain we’ve put you all through
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Had a dream that I got a standing ovation for this amazing new joke I had. Woke up and wrote it down
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Here’s a wee clip from my Radio 4 stand up special which is airing this Sunday! Mental that one of the biggest gigs I’ve ever done was recorded in my bedroom
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I don’t appreciate the tone of this Youtube you snide pricks
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If you enjoyed this and you’re in Edinburgh this August I’ll be doing some sketches/characters at the Fringe!
Tix:
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In these difficult times it’s important to keep some sort of routine.
I’ve started planning my weekly meals
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Very excited to be part of the CKP family!
Thrilled to welcome our newest client
@bbcnewcomedy18
award winner STEPHEN BUCHANAN to the family.
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Just found out that “night nurse” is actually a real song from the 80s and not just a belter of a jingle for a cough syrup advert.
It’s like finding out “city, blinds and shutters” was originally a smash hit for Duran Duran
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When my grampa eats his dinner he looks like Elsa from Frozen
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“Stephen Buchanan: stands next to boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts he used to bribe audience members into sitting through his awful debut Fringe two-hander in 2014”
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Say what you want about tobacconists but it’s not an easy job
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