when I was in highschool I would hook up with this guy before school but all we did is make out and I’d make him choke me until my brain got fuzzy cuz I liked how it felt
i hooked up with the general manager of a chipotle a few years ago and I’m still traumatized by how big his penis was.
what the hell do you need that big a shlang to slang burrito bowls. bye.