Matt The Steak Blake
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Ryman premier golden boot winner. shoulda, coulda, woulda been a pro if it wasn’t for greed! .......... The Non League Don!
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Just to clarify.. I don’t think Im the best striker in suffolk.. I absolutely fucking know I’m the best striker in suffolk.
Until somebody score 43 goals step3/higher I am..
Then when a striker does! I will deliver the diamond encrusted crown.. In this heap of shit of a Astra
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Absolutely sensational!!! Spoons with the match ball 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Up the Guinness 😆😆😆😆
Best Striker In Suffolk/Norfolk and all surrounding areas!!! 🥩🥩🥩
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Right, no jokes, no banter!
Last night was the biggest disgrace I have ever witnessed as my time as a player..
I have had to endure a constant bombardment of backstabbing, ruthless behaviour since meeting the manager on my return to norwich united, a lot has gone on and
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It’s the 10pm News !!!! 🚨
One thing I will say is you fans were lovely, top people!
On to the next chapter!!
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My lawyer has literally just made me cry in front of the whole panel…..
You ready!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
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Just had a bang on the door.
Felt uneasy as the night drawing in..
There’s a threat on my life so I approach with caution..
as I swing the door open I feel ready to confront whatever in battle!
I swing that door open and get ready for war!!
And..
It was my mum with a
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Naa you forwards ain’t got it in ya!! You’ve presented me with another year of shit talking! I mean the stats don’t lie!
I’m the fucking best to glide over this county’s turf!! Until next year…. Tada
🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩
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Ima ask all you vegetarians a quick question!!!
DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE FUCKING WOODS??
Best Striker in…. Leicestershire!!!
🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩
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Sometimes you gotta stick ya fingers up to the vegetarians.. Don’t think I’ve blanked on first game of season.. EVER!
9 men 3-3.. scored 2 £200 per goal..
Life is good.. Up the wanderers!
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What a bloody night!! Well done team!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️ 🏆
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Absolutely over the moon... Now I can buy the 1.9 cdti engine for my Astra estate a previous chairman sold me.....
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Buzzing to win the league, class to see these young lads develop, been a mad year on and off the pitch and completely exhausting running my twitter account..
Big love to everyone involved!
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I’m so excited I think I’ve just wet my pants!!
I’m giving away 100 “Best Striker In Norfolk” hoodies at Saturdays game!
A new chapter begins!!
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We are delighted to welcome the Best Striker in Suffolk to the club. The gaffas have worked hard to get this man over the line and we are delighted to welcome him to the tangies. He’s an unbelievable player, goalscorer, winner and all round man. Welcome Blakey
@steakbakeblake
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Thankyou for all the good memories
@leistonfc
.. Wish you all the best in the future! 82 and out!! Thankyou x
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These 2 ladies approached me after the Diss/Haverhill game when we won 3-2.
So lovely these 2, so kind, warm and funny.. We hugged and laughed, they ask for a picture, so I did..
Now I’m being made aware that under the gaffer they got made to feel uncomfortable and 1 of the
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I love this club and everybody involved in it! 💙 3yr deal... Lets make things happen.
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Hey twitter, up and down week really! Had John Sands in my Dm saying he better.. Received absolutely no credit from Jj,Bully,Seb,Marco,Patch,Ainso,Hammy about my 50 in 44! 🤨
So again il show why I’m the best striker in suffolk!
Wrong or right foot, fuck knows! Ask me mum!!!
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Unbelievable Jeff 😆😆😆😆😆😆 fucking crying 😭
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Couldn’t of come at a better time as I’m a cooker short of a pukka kitchen!!
Going to to celebrate and spark a blue Wkd!
Best!
Team!
In…
NORFOLK!!!!
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🍽️ Did someone order some goals?
We’re delighted to announce the signing of
@steakbakeblake
, as he joins us for the final stretch of the season.
#WeAreDereham
⚫️⚪️
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Last time I scored 4 goals I was at Burgess hill thinking I’m getting a move.. This time I’m at the best team in Suffolk!! Don’t be bitter, be better..... and win!! UP THE WANDERES!! Boys on 🔥.
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All I need is a big fuck off mirror to look at myself and I could do with some soft close hinges !! 😆😆😆😆😆😆
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Leiston players surround
@leistonfc
best ever striker! Mr mistreated, Mr over priced!! Mr hung out to dry with his option!! Mr golden boot winner!! Mr.... has zero revs in his Astra!! Taa daahhh
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A hat-trick for 🥩, a brace for Jonno & a first DTFC goal for Richard Black...
Get in there!
#WeAreDereham
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What a win for the
@_IWFC
!!! Also in case you didn’t know I’ve scored in 11 consecutive, yes ELEVEN!!! I’m fuckin better than Ruud and Vardy! Have a pukka weekend
@MightyHolland
fans !! Hehehehe 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
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I haven’t played in 3 weeks and considering hanging my boots up..
It’s not the football, I need to free my mind.. It’s the bullshit that come with it, the lies, the fake, the bullshit..
To be honest it’s all just worn me out.. Depressing!
At least I go out the best !
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😭😭😭 I’m ready for a Friday night
@_IWFC
!!! 😭😭😭 are you!!
Going to turn up in the navy, go home in the light… Il save the white for Sunday afternoons!!
GET TO THE DOUCY!!
Say Best Striker In Suffolk at the bar and get absolutely nothing off ya jug! 😆😆😆
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If I died today, you’ll be at my funeral telling me old Dorris I was the best striker in Suffolk/Norfolk and all surrounding areas!
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Best…
Team…
Innnnnnnn..
NORFOLLLLLKKK!!
🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹
@The_Yachtsmen
🥩 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩
Can we borrow the drum for carrow rood!!
PLEEEEAAASSSEEEE!
#GloryHunting
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I miss that feeling when the whistle goes and you ain’t thinking about fuck all other than what you gotta do in the next 90 mins.. Life could be a horror show and it don’t even cross your mind.
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😆😆😆😆 right im getting called a sad prick..
I sent some care packages out to some other strikers 😆😆😆😆
I mean I genuinely like you guys..
It’s just a gift 🎁
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You can sing the crystal maze theme tune! You can call me ugly! Call me Obertan! Say my hair on upside down! It’s all good! But you can’t call me shit! I absolutely stink of net!
Best Team In Suffolk!
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Chairman thinking he could chill and watch us have fun… Get outta here! 😆😆😆 🍾 🍾🍾🍾🍾💦💦💦💦💦 Up the
@_IWFC
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Morning, just a quick one to clear up the rumours.. Leiston have been in contact!
There’s a Fiat Stilo estate on the table..
It’s got spinning hub caps, tints, 4 brand new part worn tyres and 2.5 hrs warranty!!
⚽️ ⚽️ ⚽️
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𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐠𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞... 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥𝐬!
Welcome to the Best striker in Suffolk and All surrounding areas 👀
Matthew ‘Steak Bake’ Blake has agreed a deal that will see him link up with the Kings for the 24/25 season, exciting to say the least!
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Where’s my fucking lynx Africa!!
I absolutely Hum Ding of NET!!!!
Up the magpies!!!
I’m going spoons now with the match ball ⚽️!
Tada..
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Didn’t tweet yesterday because I didn’t win.. We won 1-0 but I didn’t score!
You ain’t a proper striker if you ain’t sulking after a goalless win!
Kids malnourished eating cereal with a fork to save the milk this week…
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I don’t know if I’ve said this before but.. I won a golden boot scoring 42 goals at step 3 !
Thank you and goodnight!
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🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊
Buzzing to be back scoring after 3 months off..
Here it goes…
BEST STRIKER IN SUFFOLK, NORFOLK and all surrounding areas!!
Up the
@DissTownFC
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Happy new year to the vegetarians! LOL
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Look at that goal bonus!!! Up the wanderers!!! Boys on 🔥!!
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If I die tonight.. Don’t you dare put me in a pine box!
My casket will be a boot!! A golden one!!
You dress me in a Non League Don hoodie and some tech fleece and a fresh pair of Nike socks!!
And a packet of flaming hot monster munch!
Tada!
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Best striker in suffolk bags a trick in the best socks in suffolk!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️
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2 beautiful girls and the best striker in Suffolk!
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You all think I’m a money grabbing up my own arse little prick, that’s fine but I’ve only asked for one thing in my non league career… A cheap car off Leiston chairman!! Look where that got me… On the side of the a14 looking for wing mirrors!!
BEST STRIKER IN SUFFOLK!
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I’m spreading all this cash on my bed tonight,, going to make sweet passionate love while listening to Another Level!! Freak me BABAY!!
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A hater would say I simply swung a leg at it and that’s not my weak foot!!
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Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And everybody act like they forgot about the Best Striker in Suffolk/Norfolk and all surrounding areas!! LOL
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I left the club last time even tho I was offered a Mitsubishi Shogun with no Mot 😆😆😆
Chairman one of the best I’ve met in the game it’s only right I return and finish my playing days at his club!
Ledge to meet the management staff too!
Let’s hope for a ledge season!
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Just wanna take a quick moment to apologise….. To absolutely nobody!!
The most in form striker in world football scores when the fu*k he wants!!
12 in a row BABYYYY!!
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Another season comes to a close and I’m still the best ever!
I am Suffolks finest, don’t you ever forget that!!
Nothing compare to the Non League Don!
I am the dogs bollocks!
Your grandma know me..
43 at step 3/higher, until then.. kiss my arse!
Tada
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This man understands me and everything football done to me and for me!!
He’s put so much on the line with his commitment and hard work!
He also makes the coffee and flips the burgers! Just want to tweet my appreciation, Thankyou Mr Chairman!
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What a successful season, league and cup double 🏆🏆
37 goals!!
A Buckhurst scarf!
And hat !
A mouthful off Danny DeVito (leiston kit man) Trev!
Great success (Borat voice)
Trev your gob stinks bro on some cavity ting !
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120 goals at norwich utd..
80 leiston goals (wankers)
Goals at Stow…
50 for the best team in Suffolk.. Me and that net in sync like dirty dishes!! Here’s to the next 50 🍻
5️⃣0️⃣ up for Blake!
@steakbakeblake
notched his 50th goal for Wanderers today in just 4️⃣4️⃣ games.
Steaky has been a fantastic signing for us. We knew he'd score goals and raise our profile, but he's also helped make lads around him better players.
Top player, top guy 🥩⚽️💙
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Scored 42 goals.. Golden boot winner!! Owe it to the team for the chances they handed me!! This is huge to me.. Thank you all 💙❤️
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Kids.. Watch my movement you’ll learn something tonight!
And as for my touch 😆😆😆😆 Blimey
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Don’t pay stamp duty they said, go buy a house, get on the ladder, boost the economy!! Think how many ppl took a 2 year fixed.. It’s all a plan while hiking interest rates! Then forcing ppl to sell rentals while cutting the profit margins!
Its all planned, slave to the system!
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Phones gone crazy. Thank you all for the messages! Il read them tomorrow.. over the moon with the 40 but 3pts is what's important
#BOOOM
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Corrrrrr my finishing first half 🤦🏼♂️ 500+ on gate! Last 16!! What a win.. Love it 😍
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Non league football means nothing to some, a piss around! A piss up. whatever.. To me it was my world, the journey of hard work and wanting to do well.. I wanted my name on my shirt, I wanted my kids to see that! But remember.. Not every1 on the journey with you, is with you!
Last night's interview with
@steakbakeblake
broke all sorts of records for the channel. Emotional roller-coaster of highs and lows in football. His story starts 48 minutes in.
Also available on all podcast platforms.
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I feel so proud to have been weighed right in for my ability to glide across this county’s turf and make sweet passionate love to these bags of air and create a tremendous gaff. 😆
My island in the kitchen big enough for podcasting equipment 👀
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Just as a way of saying thank you..
Offered the main man Ross Burrows out for a meal and some drinks on me…
One of the most refreshing conversations I’ve had in my life!
For 8 hrs I watched the fella destroy a man’s egotistical, bullying shithouse ways!
I mean he looked
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Hi..
Best Striker In Suffolk here..
I’m signing for a new team tonight! Those who guess the team correctly will win a best striker in suffolk hoodie, swimming hat, gloves, hair gel, shampoo Christmas set!!
Who is it…?
📝
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😆😆😆😆 kid you 10years old and probs still get fake pissed on panda pops and you coming for a legend in the game.. Get to bed and wrap up in that Thomas the tank engine duvet! Respect your elders..
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Morning earthlings! Just received final payment from leiston and I want to thank the club for everything... including drilling me in the butt on my pro move!! PATHETIC EARTHLINGS!!
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I’ve been contacted by the police and they have no report of a assault last Thursday…
For a man with a broken face 😆😆😆😆😆
What have we got here non league!
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Just signed my cancellation forms..
Free agent officially!
Kennett - 3 goals
Green dragon - goals galore
Thetford rovers - goals galore
Thetford town - goals
Wroxham - goals
Norwich utd - 120 goals
Leiston - 80 goals
Stowmarket - goals
Wanderers- 70 goals
Suffolks finest!
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Right…
Just want to place on record how very thankful I am for everyone that’s made calls, statements and whatever else regarding this big mess…
2 night hearing starting tonight and it’s a shame it’s even got this far..
The cost and stress has impacted me massively…
One
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Had a horrible season and to come back and do that felt unbelievable!! What a smile I’ve got on my face!! Well done everyone!!
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If I retire at the end of season I’m going to stay in the game and coach strikers right!
Going to develop a county full of 5oz fillets ok.
Strikers that have the hump when they win and don’t score!
Strikers that secretly celebrate goals in a L!
They’ll all have skin heads too
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The mighty wanderers beat another step 4 team last night.. Both Stow/Felix got beat in slippers while smoking on our cigars.. Come be a part of us! No soft underbelly here… Or pouting selfies from our gaffas !
BEST TEAM IN SUFFOLK!
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Gigantic night
@_IWFC
tomorrow..
Get home from work and tell the Mrs you ain’t looking to make small talk over a shit Chinese!
I would pay £500 to watch me but you can with a pint for a 10er !!
Deal with the Mrs Saturday..
Let’s go!!!
BEST STRIKER IN SUFFOLK!
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@BHFC_1st
😆😆😆😆😆 what the fudge happened? This is for everyone who shot me down with covid! Ginge you have a minge, Sully you Gully and
@HalsteadTownFC
you are wonderful!
BEST STRIKER IN SUFFOLK!!
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All you strikers that post and buzz over your 25 goals.. Look, here’s the thing!
I’ve scored that for 3 different clubs at 3 different levels and I’ve sat in the pub for THREE AND A HALF MONTHS mid season!
You ain’t no Steaky!! You can be packet ham!
The 100 slice one..
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Buzzing to finally score at home! 😀😀 ping!!!
"Fancy scoring your first home goal for
@stowtownfc
today,
@steakbakeblake
?"
@steakbakeblake
: Hold my beer.
(📽️: Vanders TV)
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I’m going to tell my kids this was Gabriel Obertan....
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Absolutely buzzing to score my 30th goal of season! This team is absolute flames 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🐄
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First pair of black boots!!
Really starting to show my maturity buying these…
Always had a issue with black boots tbh!
Don’t know why, I like black stuff.. Hoodies, trainers, sweets and… BOOTY!!
Best striker in East Anglia!
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I wasn’t in the strip club last night in norwich spending my goal bonus… It was Juan Sebastián Verón!
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Hi
Me and the mighty wanderers would like to thank all at Lowestoft Town Fc for the 6 points this season.
Thank you x
Big game at Bury tomorrow then out in the town signing autographs..
Wanderers win the league next year.. il bet the counter claim of £18k on it..
Tada x
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This is how I’m going to turn up at Humber doucy Friday night against leiston!! I could be beaten with a walking stick!! Or colourful language!! Or maybe a feather duster... Come show support and have a beer and stand in my corner.... Thanks x
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Steaky back on road!! Skrrrrr skrrrrr! A goal on Saturday and that parking ticket paid for...
Absolutely over the moon... Now I can buy the 1.9 cdti engine for my Astra estate a previous chairman sold me.....
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Most humble striker in Norfolk/Suffolk and all surrounding areas!!
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Best turn around in Norfolk/Suffolk & all surrounding areas !! 😍😍😍
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This is how it feel to be the Best Striker In Suffolk… The vegetarians want me to to take a L and so do the other strikers.. They want my 👑!!
Look at them all watching 👀
😆😆😆😆 ouzz ouzzzz 1..2..
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