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Matt, Preschool Diploma

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Telephones make strangers out of lovers. Zoom Happy Hour is an oxymoron. Views not my own. Probably funded by dark money. I leave 4-star reviews on Yelp.

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I returned to Twitter this week after being suspended for 2 1/2 months. Twitter did not reinstate my account. Rather, I dropped my appeal. Now, I want to tell you why. Here's my story of what happened. 🧵
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@Alicia_Smith19 D) Weird Al Yankovic.
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So nice to see that the Chiefs' winning streak in one-score games will remain intact. We are witnessing true greatness.
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A+ rendition of "America the Beautiful" featuring Trombone Shorty at the Super Bowl!
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@boutros555 Sure, but I didn't interpret the original point as talking about "getting dressed up" situations, but more about a person's overall look. Natural looking people dress up and put on makeup in certain scenarios that call for it, but that's different from a person whose look is fake
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@JenniferSey Regardless of whether you believe what they believe, it means you are important to them.
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@ThatEricAlper Louisiana Rain - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers (borderline deep cut, but my favorite song of his)
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RT @JDVance: I cannot overstate how much I loathe this emotional blackmail pretending to be concern. My kids, god willing, will be risk ta…
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Thought experiment to realize how off the rails crazy the past decade has been: Imagine the 2010 you, reading this headline: "President Donald Trump: Women's Sports Are Only For Women" The 2010 you would not believe it.
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@lalasugarloaf @CollinRugg At some point (and I think that point is now), that strategy has to have diminishing returns. There's only so many times you can call people literally Hitler in quick succession before even your devotees begin to realize they weren't literally Hitler.
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@lalasugarloaf @CollinRugg Meanwhile, it's unintentionally telling that Democrats are pivoting from screaming about Trump to screaming about people affiliated with Trump. Apparently Trump himself isn't quite as scary/unpopular as he used to be, so we need new scary people instead to keep the base angry.
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RT @davidzweig: After years in the making, the truth about what really happened during the pandemic is finally coming out... (sound on) ht…
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@annbauerwriter @JeninYounesEsq I kind of go back and forth on that. I tend to think a slight majority just default to their respective comfortable political teams, and fail to see the hypocrisy.
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@Awake_IL This homeschool family will do whatever we can to oppose this.
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@JeninYounesEsq Odd. I thought Lego was just bigoted against people with foot fetishes because it hurts so much to step on them.
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RT @kristenmag: Find someone who looks at you the way @JenniferSey looks at saving women’s sports. 🤩
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@biello_joseph Well, leave it to California.
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@annbauerwriter And they can't all be theatre kids. Willful ignorance for the purpose of ideological comfort.
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