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It's Brittany, bitch. #Resist 💙Cowboys💙 Keeper of bees🐝 Different strokes for different folks, and so on and so on...

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Pandemic is temporary, Pimpin is forever.
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The last time I entertained Four Lokos we ended up on Lower Broadway in Nashville with Little Richard glaring at us in a black Escalade and purple suit. I'm gonna pass on that seltzer.
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@starbright312
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' First off, fuck your bitch and the team with no name' - Mike McCarthy
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Mike Vick did this shit at a time where nobody even knew HOW to use him.
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Who is the best rushing QB in NFL history?
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@starbright312
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If you refer to any football team as the 'Cowgirls' I'm just gonna go ahead and assume you've never felt the inside of a vagina.
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@starbright312
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@zo_luntu @_Loneice @TrenayJ @ChocolateySwirl So you can't control how someone talks to you so saying - 'don't talk to me like that' is attempting to change THEIR actions. When you say- 'I leave convos when this happens' you're putting the control in your hands, that you will remove yourself when xyz happens.
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@starbright312
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4 years
@ChicagoPhotoSho And moments later...
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@WanaComeOutHere @EasyStreetKeys @ugsnsteppa Need you to make him dance to Fireflies
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@starbright312
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3 years
On playoff Sundays we wear white (until I spill something). #CowboysNation #WhiteOut
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@starbright312
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2 years
Week ONE. They said our season was over. We'd never sniff the playoffs. Don't forget no one believed in this team but themselves. We're playing with house money. LFG #CowboysNation
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@starbright312
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Jayron Kearse getting better every single week is gonna end up being one of our most important pieces on defense. So much for this team not making important FA moves.
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3 years
Put this fucking team in a bubble @dallascowboys
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@WhiiteBoiDre Grab a Starbucks even though I don't reallllyy need it
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@starbright312
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6 years
Don’t let that Trump sign distract you from this chick’s hands.
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Sheeeesh. Stephon Gilmore is a grown ASS man 😤
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@starbright312
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3 years
We just watched the Rams win a Super Bowl by signing every MFer they could get their hands on...and we're gonna release Amari Cooper? Sounds about right. #WeDemBoyz #DemDumbassBoyz
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@starbright312
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4 years
I hear my son tell his friend 'My mom was born in the 1980s😧' and then I hear a gasp and this kid says 'and she's still alive??!?!' And now no one is getting Christmas presents
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@starbright312
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3 years
I hope Aaiden Diggs is proud of his dad and his second favorite QB today 🥰💙
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#NewProfilePic Dem Boys Thooo
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#NewProfilePic Gameday, bitches.
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@starbright312
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3 years
There is no way Dan Quinn takes a head coaching job that is destined to fail (Chicago). DQ is too smart for that. He may only have one more shot to prove himself as HC. He's not jumping on a sinking ship.
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@starbright312
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Nobody mad that Zeke is literally not playing when he has a contract, but you're mad Dak is showing up everyday and willing to play for $720,000 this year and betting on himself to prove he's worth more than what's being offered. GTFOoooooo
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#NewProfiIePic Dem Boys Thooooo ✭
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@starbright312
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3 years
Stop saying we can find a TE in the 3rd or 4th if Pitts is gone at 10. We don't need a 3rd or 4th round TE. If we don't get Pitts I don't want no stinkin TE.
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At what age do boys stop peeing all over the toilet? Asking for a mom and wife who's not sure who to blame.
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When I die bury me next to TWO bitches #ThisIs37 ❤️
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@starbright312
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7 years
@FITCHH__mascot 😔You always think one more conversation. One answer. Shit will never be enough. You’re turning to the person who hurt you to fix you. Straighten your crown and remember who you are.
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@starbright312
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9 months
Eagles players fighting with Eagle fans on Twitter? 👀 Definitely a good ass Tuesday 💅🏼
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@starbright312
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3 years
Can we accept that this is a complete team with Zeke AND TP? You people are starting to get nuts about this shit and it's weird.
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@starbright312
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3 years
They always been my team, always will be my time. But I don't remember the last time I LOOOOVED a collective group of players like I love these MFers 🥰😭
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🗣That boy looked like Dak out there...👀 #DallasCowboys @Bose | #DALvsMIN #SoundsFromTheSideline 📺: #DENvsDAL on FOX 👉 11/7
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Might start a fight. Miiight....start a fight.
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@WanaComeOutHere @EasyStreetKeys @ugsnsteppa Yooooo!! You are my favorite😁 you just made me smile so hard!!
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@starbright312
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My Dad was raised by a raging racist in the 60s and is the most beautiful hearted man I've ever known. And then turned around and instilled love and tolerance in us. So miss me with that 'way they were brought up' bullshit.
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Flava Flav as the US Olympic water polo hype man?! it's already working! Flav got me more hype for water polo than I've ever been in my life 😂💙 These are my favorite Olympic stories
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@FITCHH__mascot Tell them. Hardest lesson I never learned.
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I'm no Urban Meyer fan. But saying this man should lose his job over a girl dancing on him in a bar? This just sounds crazy.
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Thick thighs do not save lives, all they do is wear out pants. And I'm sick of it.
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Had a 4th grade student in tears because she is being called the 'school thot'. SHE IS 9 YEARS OLD. In what universe should 9 year old children even know what a thot is?!
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I know Pollard is taking a lot of heat. I'm not truly certain, yet, if it's warranted or not. He's at 935 rushing yards on the season to Zeke's 876 last season. Is the issue the RB or is the issue the line, playcall, and run schemes? 👀
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I can't figure it out. All the sudden my phone is awfully quiet Sunday nights. Nobody wants to talk when my Cowboys keep winning.
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@MsNicoleBanks It's so funny how most women see this as an indictment on our desire to be the 'fixer', but men think you're attacking them for not wanting to heal us.
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6 years
If you are a grown person bitching at or threatening another human on social media because your football team lost today, you make me sad.
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3 years
This team has not earned our trust. They've fallen short and broken our hearts time and time again. But THIS team. This team is different. And today, today is the first step in proving they are who they say they are.
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Mike McCarthy crying in the first 2 minutes of this press conference? He IS meant to be my coach 🥰😭😭
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3 years
Packages on my porch everyday and I tell everybody they better not touch them because they're gifts....gifts to myyselllff
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@Sixfootbeardo @WhiiteBoiDre 😂😂😭 forgive me for doubting you
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HOW is it back to costing $75 to fill my gas tank? 😭
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My 6 year old has discovered that his walkie talkies can reach his little friend down the streets house...and they've been talking non stop all morning 😭😂
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Clarence Hill is a clown and if you trust him to provide you news you're a clown too.
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3 years
I haven't watched SNL in years, but if theres#'s anything that could sway me it would be Marc Cohn in a parody of his own song (and Method Man). This is pirate Michael Bolton good.
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Me going down in the basement to figure out why our heat isn't working. My 8 year old- 'MOM, white people always go investigating and that's why they end up dead first'. 😒
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Marry someone who likes different snacks than you.
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All of the sudden I feel the urge to say this while I still can 😥 39
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Sharron-lee Honey 🐠🐟🐡🇺🇦❤️
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QT with your age 48
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Do you talk shit to flies after you kill them or are you mentally stable? Swat! 'Tell your friends, bitch'
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Damn. I hate cheering for Aaron Rodgers.
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The issue isn't Xavier Woods playing like a 6th round pick. The issue is him being a 6th rounder and thinking he has the talent to put in the effort of a 1st round pick.
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@fbm_ace @ChrisHunter3644 @theNFLchick @eb4prez My Dad is a Vietnam vet and always hung this huge flag across our porch on Memorial Day, 4th of July, etc...he won't even hang it up anymore bc of what he realizes it represents 😔
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I watched Tom Brady win his first Super Bowl in my college dorm room, freshman year. I'm old, and he's still going to Super Bowls. None of this makes any sense.
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It’s like my guys @TankLawrence and @TCrawford98 tried to warn you all not to celebrate after that 2 yard touchdown 💁🏻‍♀️
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I see all the hate on McCarthy only winning one with Aaron Rodgers. Got that same energy for Payton only winning one with Brees? 🧐 haven't seen it.
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Who’s got their drinks ready, because this is gonna be fun! #HardKnocksDrinkingGame #HardKnocks
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The most exciting part of watching Trevon Diggs this season is seeing just how confident he is. Magical. ✨💙
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A $90 million RB, two 1000 yard receivers and a team who can't fucking win. #wedemboyz
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I'd like to thank the NFL for stopping that dumb 2 Monday Night Football games on week 1. While I'm a greedy ass and always want more...I'm too old to stay awake for a late late game 😭
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I hope Aiden Diggs is proud of his dad and his second favorite QB this morning 🥰💙
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Quote tweet with a black and white picture of you 🖤
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Quote tweet with a black and white picture of you. Here's me.
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But all I hear is that no one marches when people die in Chicago? Open your eyes. The people of this city are begging for change. For peace.
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52 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SHOT THIS WEEKEND AND FIVE OF THEM DIED!! JOIN US TODAY AT 6/21/21, 11AM AT CITY HALL IN CHICAGO AS WE DECLARE THIS PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS A STATE OF EMERGENCY! #PeaceBook #CommunityRestorationOrdinance #EnoughIsEnough #StopTheViolence #GoodKidsMadCity
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How come I've never met a Charlotte Hornets fan, but everryyyonnee had THAT starter jacket?
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For as long as I can remember, my greatest dream was being a mom. And, like everything else in life, my path was never what I expected. But it was exactly what God intended. Today my baby turns 8. And while we celebrate him, I also reflect on the day my life took on new meaning.
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That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
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I know everybody wants to talk about how Kellen needs to grow his balls back. BUT, what if we're so used to big balls Kellen because he HAD to call that kind of game to win when we had no help from our D. Now we got this monster D, and we're holding back some because we can.
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@IamAkademiks @EzrinB Sex. His name is Sex.
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I'm fucking tired of waking up and Twitter telling me I'm old as hell 😩
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Kanye West dropped The College Dropout seventeen years ago today.🐻
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This is the creepiest thing I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot of creepy shit.
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He's like the DJ Khaled of sex tapes 😂😭 #DaveChapelle
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