STANLEY PULIS
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stokie since birth. stella drinker since birth. divorced dad of 6. FTV. former north staffs bare knuckle kickboxing champ. proper bloke. 1/92. womp womp. ✝️
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the inbetweeners crawling away from the daffodil bloke
I have tried the Robbie Fowler celebration
What do you all think?
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@SBerahino
if you were 1 inch inside erik pieters but charlie adam was 1 inch inside you which way would you move towards
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@SBerahino
not answering my question though is it saido been thinking about that all morning ffs
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james ward prowse choosing to pass it instead of banging that free kick top bins
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@sspencerukk
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i wouldn't want my drink to start telling me jokes mate id be well freaked out I would
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never forget
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i wanna put his dick so far down my throat he cums on my heart 🤍
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stoke city and birmingham city in the uefa europa league group stages together
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@_TJ932O
@StokeTom__
cold as ice. dishes the wallops. not afraid of a scrap. classic brexit centre forward. would commit atrocities for the shirt. bleeds red and white. stoke born and bred. guaranteed 30 season. better than rory. cold blooded killer. exactly the kind of no nonsense number 9 we need.
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LEAKED: The Jeffery Epstein flight logs have officially been announced! 😱😱😱
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true
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evie after successfully convincing her bf she was missing despite getting knobbed six ways till sunday after a night of eurovision and chicken wings
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imagine nuno terroristball at stoke. 5 at the back, attacking wingbacks, squad full of johnny foreigners, ben wilmot at the back to fit the english quota, long balls into wesley's fat meathead. vidigal doing skills comps all game. baker long shots. its peri peri pulis time baby
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daniel johnson has to be the worst DJ since jimmy savile
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@away_ends
@FBAwayDays
i do like a bit of fishing though mind there's some lovely big carps round my way
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john coates after using his dad and sisters millions to pinch another teams manager for the 5th time in a row
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lynden gooch trying to get the team behind the jon walters "call to arms"
This is Super Jon Walters speaking.
A rallying call for all Potters ahead of Saturday’s battle with Boro.
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thank god im a stokie
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Wesley's so sound man all time legend of this club ❤️🤍❤️🤍
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new stoke chant
GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG
GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG
GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG
GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG
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GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG
GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG
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Massive fuck you to
@BBCRadioStoke
by the way. Make or break game coming up against Plymouth on Saturday and you think the best thing to do is to slag off our captain and claim he's not good enough. We're a fucking disgrace as a fanbase let alone a football team.
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@stevenKloppLFC2
for jakee,
At the end of a storm
There's a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk
You'll never walk
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BBC Radio Stoke have since deleted their post so I thought I'd reupload it 👍
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i beg to differ
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evie after emotionally crippling her boyfriend just so she could eat chicken wings and watch eurovision
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@DJEEvans7
I mean why would they sing about a war they lost that would be a bit silly wouldn't it
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@stevenKloppLFC2
to anyone currently affected by the 9/11 attacks this is for you guys hope you feel better
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
For your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone
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where are the mistresses now???
probably still cheating 🤪
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@CalTheDragon
it better not be my wife mate because I love her to bits there's not a day that goes by where I don't think about her even the days where we fall out and fight i still can't let her go man she's so special to me I love the way she makes me feel nobody else does it better than her
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for every like this tweet gets I will name a stoke striker that was better than troy deeney
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He genuinely had his whole career ahead of him.
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#scfc
delighted to announce that John Coates has become Vice-Chairman of the Club -
http://t.co/5O9jrqRxjD
http://t.co/hquGbbL2WQ
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nobody:
absolutely nobody:
uttoxstokie with his drum against boro tomorrow:
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stoke probably staying up and cameron jerome relegating vale all in the same afternoon
포트밸리는 똥이야
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"wesley, we need a goal mate"
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tough one but I think I'd relegate plymouth
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old gen stoke fans when you can't name who scored the winner in the 1898/99 potteries derby (they were there that day)
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D'Margio Wright Phillips: A Tribute ❤️🤍❤️🤍
Following an initial announcement earlier this month, the Club can now provide a further update on players whose contracts are expiring at the conclusion of the 23/24 season.
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this
The Chernobyl disaster happened 38 years ago today, has there been a worse event since?
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@BigLez67
@stevenKloppLFC2
Big Lez.
At the end of a storm
There's a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone
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🚨🚨 ATTENTION 🚨🚨
Stoke fan from Birmingham does not understand why we are nicknamed "The Potters"
😱😱😱
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english football is crying out for stoke city vs port vale
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@JamesCageWhite
i can't even make jokes here this is just really sad please get your act together james we want to see you succeed
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joao pedro loading up career mode tonight
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Dear
@wesleymoraes09
Wesley, you only lasted one season at Stoke City but you didn't half make it a memorable one. There is so much that can be said about you from both myself and the wesbians. The club didn't give you much of a send off so allow me to do so.
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hardest geezer post africa
Only a few thousand miles to go...
My morning run with
@HardestGeezer
, congrats on Project Africa hitting £1 million.
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jared dublin: okay stoke city last season I got you a south korean wonderkid and then a former dutch u21 international as well as a portugese 2nd division winger all on the cheap let me know if you need anyone like that this season :)
super jonny "knows the club" walters:
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EXCLUSIVE: Aaron Hunt names the BIGGEST dicks in Stoke City history 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
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nightmare blunt rotation
who are the worst 5 people to be stuck in that submarine with. for me it would be thogden, thogdad, jackmate, troy deeney and jimmy carr when he’s laughing
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@LyndenGooch
hey dude that was a freakin GNARLY touchdown man! no freakin idea if you meant that or not but that goal was god damn amazing. alex neil had to skidaddle it was for the best broski. see you on the battlebus buddy
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stoke motm performances this season:
Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger after Burger
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@stevenKloppLFC2
@Manutdfan2022
class from ste as per usual but do you have anything to say about your role in breaking bad where you killed gus fring that was really uncalled for
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I take it back that is sexual
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