My eldest: can I download Fortnite?
Me: No.
My eldest: All my friends have it & play & im the ONLY one who can’t play.
Me: let me play it and see.
*zach goes to bed*
I’m now 2 hours in, dressed as some kind of Raven, on my way to Tilted Towers with 3 people I don’t know 🤷♀️😂
Have been driving myself mad thinking that she’s bored senseless of me and can’t stand to be awake for longer than 10 minutes of my company... So you can imagine my delight to find out that she still loves me and my company very much she’s just been growing a baby.
I have a national diploma equivalent to 3 As at A-level & could have gone to university, if I could afford it. I’m an intelligent capable human. Your opinion demonstrates a lack of education & ability to see past stereotypical traits in a human that society deems unintelligent.
No matter how how intense these after birth pains are I’m smiling from ear to ear watching my family at
@loosewomen
celebrate my baby shower without me. Me and baby are so grateful to have you all in our lives we love you. I’m crying happy tears 💙
Thank you to the lovely lady who gave me 20p to go to the toilet at Euston as I clutched on to myself, desperately trying to stop my birth battered bladder from leaking all over the floor whilst crying because the change machine had broken. Faith in humanity - restored 😇
I’m not fuming. I’m not even fuming in inverted commas. Just to clarify. I love having an intelligent, valid, topical debate with Janet, with any of my colleagues in fact. Two women engaging in debate isn’t a cat fight, where we swipe “digs” at one another and end up “fuming” 👍🏼
Why the silence
@celebsnow
u created an entire cover based on the opinions of maybe 3 people & now there are almost a thousand people holding Now accountable as to why u feel u need to constantly tear people down in a bullying manor & it’s as u haven’t seen ur 900+ notifications.
Firstly, EVERYONE in the final tonight was AMAZING & deserved that trophy. Secondly, Joe we‘re all so immensely proud of u. To anyone who voted, thank u from the bottom of our hearts. He put his heart & soul into DOI & has LOVED every minute. It meant the world to him. So thank u
Trolls, I genuinely feel sorry for you. It must be rubbish to find joy in the attempt to bring somebody else down. I’m so glad there’s a Block/Mute button so you only get one go at it. 🤐
Happy birthday pickle 🤍 We can’t believe it’s been a while year. Thank you so much for all of the pickles birthday messages today 😭 they mean the world 🤍
Final thoughts... and for everyone on here, you are so inspirational and will be the reason people will begin to feel that they can be themselves. So thank you.
Probably up there with one of my favourite things about
@realjoeswash
Joe: Starts off at the park, he’s playing “It” with the two boys.
Me: *looks at my phone for a maximum of 10 seconds*
Me: *looks up*
Joe: has at least 12 other random children playing with them 😂😂
Note to self... shave legs before going on holiday because when you arrive the boys excitement will not allow you even 3 minutes to get ready... Hello canaries from the abominable snowman ⛄️
#CactusOrLegs
?
Woke up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet (apparently my bladder can no longer even hold my saliva) and I have entered a state of panic this morning at the reality of the foreseeable future. What have a let myself in for? It’s been 7 years since my last night feed 😱
Thinking of the nurses who work ridiculous hours for hardly any money, saving lives & caring for those who need it most. Never stop doing what u do we are eternally grateful. I’m immensely proud to have a sister who is one of these angels
@JemmaSolomon
#InternationalNursesDay
💛
I’ve just spent the last half an hour sobbing in the garden reading this thread. I’m honestly so touched by this in ways I never thought possible. Thank you for being so bloody lovely, it’s made my day 🤍
I am enough. I am enough. I am enough. I’ve stopped counting sheep to get to sleep and started counting my attributes. Sometimes I realise I’ve spent all day doing the opposite which is not helpful in any way. 💜 Sweet dreams 💜 you deserve them 💜
Very proud to have said no to fillers and Botox today even though apparently I should “start now before it’s too late”... I chose the ability to show emotion and my age because getting older isn’t shameful... so, sorry love you’ll have to continue to look at this face forever 😬
Thank you so so much for all of your lovely messages about
#SortYourLifeOut
I was so nervous to watch it back. The entire team put their hearts into the whole project and it’s just the most amazing feeling to read your lovely messages. We can’t wait to make more 🤩🖤 love u 🖤
Ok Amy I need to hug you. Honestly if the producers at
@LoveIsland
can help make this happen I’d really appreciate it. My hormones aren’t allowing me to get over what I just saw 😭 “back up plan” 😭
#loveisland
So today I went to the chip shop for, I’m going to say lunch (but it was breakfast time for most) and I drowned my chips in vinegar to the point they were falling apart and they stank but it still wasn’t enough for me. Is this normal? 😂😂
So my eldest just said to me... Why do you leave us everyday to go to work then come home and do your work then you get a day off & go to work. Why can’t you just stay with us we don’t need a house we can live in a tent and grow our own food. Im considering it.
#whatsItAllAbout
?
We’re super excited to announce our collaboration with the amazing
@StaceySolomon
👑 Keep your eyes peeled for the exclusive range in stores from 11th October
#StaceySolomonXPrimark
Joe: We should do something fun this weekend, we haven’t had a weekend alone in ages. Something exciting and different.
*10 minutes pass*
Me: I’ve booked us in to calligraphy class and organic bath bomb making.
Get ready for the weekend of your life
@realjoeswash
😂😂😂
Had a wonderful time at the
#SoapAwards
tonight with my beautiful bestie
@andrea_mclean
... much to everyone’s disbelief my entire outfit is from
@Primark
✨ 💫⚡️
My hunger knows no bounds today. Already had a jacket potato 🥔 with cheese and beans, a salmon and cream cheese bagel 🥯 and I’m cooking extra mature cheddar wrapped in puff pastry as we speak. Hello Saturday 😂🙌🏼
Just about sums up every photo I tried to take with the boys! Haha 😂 I think Boxing Day is my favourite. Pyjamas all day, playing, and leftovers from yesterday’s roast💛
If the wonderful Royal baby news wasn’t quite enough for you, here’s another royal announcement 😂 Joe and I became, erm, grandparents?😂 today to 5 beautiful kitties! Wahoo! We love u Bow well done 💛💛
I believe these are for you
@StaceyDooley
😘 I did consider keeping them to myself but it didn’t feel right... Congratu - bloomin - lations!!!! Ballroom queen 👸🏼 You thouroughly deserved it! 💛💛💛
Good luck to everyone taking their GCSE’s this week. Relax, & remember you’re doing your best & that’s all that matters! Also, if it doesn’t go as well as planned... “I couldn’t get through life without Pythagorous’s Theorem” said no one, EVER.
So so happy to say that we get to make a whole new series of Sort Your Life Out! Thank you for loving it so much we get this opportunity 😭 It was my absolute dream job so thank you thank you thank you 🖤 I can’t wait to do it all again 🙏🏼🤩
📦 Look who's back to Sort Your Life Out!
@StaceySolomon
and the team return to help more families get their clutter under control on
@BBCOne
and
@BBCiPlayer
.
Read more ➡️
Watch series one ➡️
You know your anxiety is through the roof when a pidgeon poos and it lands right next to you and instead of being relieved you think, “oh no why didn’t it poo on me? Is this the opposite of good luck? Something terrible must be about to happen.” 🤷♀️
Doing
@BritishBakeOff
for
@StandUp2C
was one of the best experiences EVER! What a dream to be in the tent and for such an important cause! I hope you all enjoyed it! I’ll get working on my pyramid of profiteroles! 😂💛🙏🏼🎂
Sitting with my eldest watching Mrs Doubtfire and only as you get older and life happens do you realise how emotional, a film that used to make you roar with laughter, can be. Custody is the saddest thing. 😢
MORNING!!! Pretty sure it’s not standard procedure to be this pleased about the fact I managed to stand in the shower long enough to wash my hair but I just cant help it. It’s been a couple of weeks now (or 4😂) so I‘m feeling pretty pleased with myself. happy hump day! 😂 💪🏼 💪🏼
My baby is sound asleep & for the first time ever has slept through a 1am feed but I’m jumping around wacking myself all over because a spider just crawled on me in my bed. I can’t cope. The light is now on & I’m considering putting on my wetsuit & snorkel in case it returns. 😱
Thank you so so much for your lovely messages about Sort Your Life Out 😭 We’ve worked so hard on it for so long & since the first episode back in March I can’t believe it’s finally here. To see your amazing feedback is just everything we could have wished for & more 🥲 love uuu
Me and my sisters... Don’t be fooled by their expressions they’re just getting into character. Deep down they’re absolutely loving life and so glad I bought them dresses for Halloween instead of skeletons 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#Halloween18
Looks like
@hollywills
called it.
We were all ready to celebrate
@StaceySolomon
's baby shower today but she's only gone and had her beautiful baby boy already! 👶💗
Best of luck Stacey, we love you 💕
I‘be spoken out about the damaging affect the media can have on mental health. Tonight I got to see & recognise people in the media who are doing incredible things to raise awareness & push mental health to the forefront. Thank you to all of those brilliant people
@MindCharity
I actually cant even contain my excitement 😭 Thank you to everyone & anyone who has ever been kind enough to support me it means the world to get to do things like this. It’s a dream come true! I hope you love it 🥹🖤
🎁 Ready to get crafting with
@StaceySolomon
?
She shares her Crafty Christmas tips in a new festive special for
@BBCOne
and
@BBCiPlayer
Find out more ➡️
This Father’s Day,
@Pampers_UK
are celebrating dads & what we love about them. They don’t get much credit so really wanted to do this. Here’s Hoe & Rex, they melt my heart 😭 If you want to get involved, use
#HappyFathersWay
& share a pic of the special dad(s) in your life🤍
#ad
SO excited to announce I’ve written a book eeek! HAPPILY IMPERFECT is out in March! There’s so much pressure to be perfect which isn’t realistic. I’m far from it & that’s okay! It’s a no-stress book filled with tips & my imperfect advice ☺ Hope u like it!
Thank you for all of you lovely messages about the first new episode of
#SortYourLifeOut
I absolutely LOVE making he show & genuinely enjoy the process & fall in love with each & every family we meet. So it means a lot to see all of your kind, positive words about the show 🥹🖤
When every picture looks like a postcard...
@AlisonHammond2
and I can not believe our luck! Filming in the most incredible location is Santorini for
@loosewomen
😍 happy Monday everyone 😍💛☀️😍💛☀️