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Music. Films. Pop Culture. Politics (but don’t let that put you off). All my own views etc. He/Him.

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1 year
The assistant in the record store when I ask if they have any Abel Tesfaye albums in stock.
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Pop star The Weeknd changes his name to Abel Tesfaye
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I’ve been doing a rewatch of the seminal 2001 British reality show Popstars and it really was the most unhinged reality show ever seen on British television. 🧵
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Lemon: does full dance and gymnastic routine where she almost breaks a hip RuPaul: You could’ve done more Baga Chipz: MUCH BETTA RuPaul: #DragRaceUK
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I paid £50 to get Wagner from X Factor to host the music round of a Zoom quiz.
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Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests
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It still makes me laugh that Sugababes asked their fans to send in photos of themselves for “a special project” and it turned out to be the video backdrop to Ugly #Glastonbury
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…which led to him being eliminated from the competition - but he clapped back by saying he “would have a #1 single by the age of 35”. Spoiler - he did it. Darius, a true reality TV legend.
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Just worked out Tia Kofi’s inspiration for her green outfit this week @TiaKofi #DragRaceUK
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“How do you get from #ChromaticaBallLondon to Tottenham Hale station?”
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Everyone arriving at Mighty Hoopla when the “ground covers” end immediately after they’ve walked through the main entrance.
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IMPORTANT INFO FROM MIGHTY HOOPLA 2024 💜✨
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Me watching the downfall of Paul alone in my living room #TheTraitorsUK
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I couldn’t let this lie so I edited what Henry’s eviction could’ve been #BBUK #BBLL
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Truly a missed opportunity that they didn’t play this music as Henry walked out #BBUK
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There was a contestant who they did a reverse Nadine Coyle to and removed her from the competition because she was aged 30 and too close to receiving her state pension.
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If this has made you want to revisit Popstars, it has now been uploaded in full to YouTube. I would recommend viewing along with copious amounts of wine. Or Smirnoff Ice if you really want that 2001 feeling.
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Diane when Sonja was revealed to be a Faithful #TheTraitorsUK
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1 year
Why are the two girls in front of me at CHVRCHES watching the Holly Willoughby apologies?
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Wilf making his way around the dance studio he’s opening with the prize money #TheTraitors
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They asked Darius (RIP) to perform while he had a high fever which resulted in his bizarre but iconic performance of Baby One More Time.
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There was then the iconic moment where they revealed that Kym Marsh secretly had 2 kids but they treated it like she’d committed a triple murder.
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There was the contestant Claire who, despite having one of the best voices in the competition, was eliminated because she “didn’t look like a popstar”
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“This robin is also used to being blue” #MaskedSingerUK
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They made the contestants do a “trust exercise” which resulted in one of the contestants breaking her nose.
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Jeremy Corbyn watching #PMQs and hearing Rishi Sunak refer to “the member for Islington”
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5 years
My face when Caroline said Curtis & Maura had been saved over Anton & Belle #LoveIsland
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There was when ‘Nasty Nigel’ told Kym Marsh that “the goose had gotten fat” and she had to lose weight (when she looked amazing).
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2 years
The whole of the UK to Wilf tonight #TheTraitors
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They made the contestants do mock press conferences where they got Jessica from Liberty X to admit smoking weed and then treated her like a major criminal for it.
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One final addition - just done a search for where people are now and came across news that ‘Nasty’ Nigel is facing multiple claims of sexual assault. This thread is in no way an endorsement of Nigel Lythgoe’s behaviour or should act as any form of support towards such behaviour.
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1 year
This series of #TheApprentice summed up in one photo.
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2 years
When you turn up to a party after using Anti-Venom on your face #TheApprentice
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A message to everybody who voted to evict Hallie instead of Dylan #BBUK
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I’m happy for Murder on the Dancefloor but if any Sophie Ellis-Bextor song deserved a chart resurgence in 2024, it’s Hypnotized.
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But they succeeded. Their debut single went in at #1 , sold over 500,000 copies in its first week and was the 3rd fastest selling single in history, only beaten by Band Aid and Candle in the Wind.
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Bold suggestion for #BRITs - move it to a different UK city every year. Build up buzz in that city, move the BRITs Week gigs to there, channel bursary funding into that city and showcase local talent. Take the awards to the people and let them get excited about #BRITAwards again.
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I’ll end this thread with the moment where ‘Nasty Nigel’ (not a singer) welcomed the contestants to Bootcamp with a strange rendition of ‘I Will Survive’. A programme of its time, never to be repeated.
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Paul’s exit. The best reality TV show villain we’ve had in recent years. An incredible show. Fair play to the guy. Take a bow. #TheTraitorsUK
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What I imagine Giselle’s wedding dress will look like #PornoDay
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@smibkr The way he introduces himself on his intro VT is just as iconic.
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Joas learned about Sophie the hard way #RiseAndFall
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They then moved the completed band into a house which had no running water.
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“Moses has voted for…Sophie” #RiseAndFall
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“Choose one word to describe the judging this season” #DragRaceUK
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The nation when Jack was eliminated #RiseandFall
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…and when they came face-to-face with the radio DJ who had looked through said bins, he called Kym “the fat one” (again - she wasn’t fat).
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There was when a radio station went through the bins in the band’s house and published the contents on their website.
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6 years
Found a photo of Belinda’s padlocked front door #PornoDay
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#TheCircle making us stay awake until 11pm and then ending the episode on a cliffhanger
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Toff sending the man with a walking stick to a basic camp where he’ll have to sleep on the ground. Yep, sounds like a typical Tory. #ImACeleb
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The Queen performing We Will Rock You on the spoons with Paddington Bear. Cancel the rest of the concert. Tonight has already peaked. #PlatinumPartyatthePalace #PlatinumJubilee
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The show is called #ToCatchACopper but we’re 2 episodes in and every single cooper has gotten away with everything.
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3 years
@EmmaKennedy Because there’s a Shropshire by-election on Thursday and this lets him address voters without the requirement for an opposition response?
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Bill & Oti winning #Strictly is one of the few highlights of 2020.
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A message to Fiona Bruce, who is interrupting every answer before the leaders can say anything. #BBCQT
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I’m going to miss these 3 just talking about life. It’s proper comfort listening. Like you’re the 4th friend in the pub, or the person sitting alone at the next table wishing you were sat with them. #PornoDay @dadwroteaporno
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There was this radio DJ who asked Suzanne Shaw whether she’d had a boob job and then what bra size she was.
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Trish saying “I hate the Tories” in her entrance VT #BBUK
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@appehmichael The fact she lost them in a car crash and keeps the remains in a plastic bag in her house cuts deep (no pun intended).
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And here, you can see the exact moment where Sinitta decided she was going to fire her agent for booking her on this chickenshit gig. #DragRaceUK
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3 years
The Wanted are back. Great 1st show back. Setlist was just banger after banger. Tom was missed but the boys brought it. Felt like it was 2011 all over again. #MostWantedTour @thewanted
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This isn’t even that funny. What is wrong with y’all?
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Everybody to Adam Driver after watching #Annette
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Actual footage of Dick Van Dyke rushing to meet Belinda in heaven #PornoDay
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Sophie finally becoming a Ruler and then getting eliminated within 24 hours. #RiseAndFall
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@dadwroteaporno “Rest in Peace”. Nobody will have died and the chapter title will refer to Belinda having an early night.
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@Chris_Stark I have a table from the T in the Park VIP area which acts started signing. Little Mix, Bastille, Rudimental, Jake Bugg to name but a few. Took the legs off and it’s now hanging at the top of my stairs.
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Hannah: “Wilf isn’t a traitor. I’d put my life on it” #TheTraitors
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This is exactly the sort of wild and unpredictable show that British TV has been missing. Absolutely class! #LateNightLycett
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@2000sChartShow It comes into its own once the band is formed and you see the making of the debut single/album and the work that goes into launching a pop group. So of course they dropped that for series 2 and it became another singing competition… (although yes, it did give us Girls Aloud)
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How I imagine @Alicelevine is dressed recording this, following that description #PornoDay
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Jeremy Corbyn watching Rishi Sunak bring him up again at #PMQs
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Truly a missed opportunity that they didn’t play this music as Henry walked out #BBUK
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“How does one curtsy?” “Deeply.” #HarryandMeghanonOprah
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Love that @Herring1967 is hosting #TOTP on BBC Four just now. Expecting Twitter to go into meltdown any second…
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Will & AJ: “Louis hasn’t been too kind about Fern” Sharon: “That hasn’t gone out, has it?” #CBBUK #CBBUKLL
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Can’t wait to sing along with the ‘Let’s talk about shit’ jingle in a theatre full of people. @Rosemarino @IAmChrisRamsey
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Laura Whitmore to Lillie: “What boy did you have a connection with?” Liam: #LoveIsland
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Actual footage of the producers telling Joas why he was eliminated #RiseandFall
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#RUS serving Drag Race finalist about to lipsync for the crown with 13 outfit reveals #Eurovision
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Jeremy Corbyn watching #PMQs
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Scarlett Harlett claiming to be the “comedy queen” of the season #DragRaceUK
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Everyone tuning into #TheTraitors having to watch the end of a Stacey Solomon craft show.
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You mean this Amanda Holden?
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Amanda and Alan Ru-unite on the runway ‼️ @amandaholden will be a guest judge on ALL NEW #DragRaceUK , coming soon to #iPlayer 📸: Anna Fowler
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It’s been 3 minutes and Levi Roots has already sung the Reggae Reggae Sauce jingle twice #CBBUK
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@SneauxYT @joelycett You’re complaining about someone shredding money when you’re paying £8 a month to get a blue tick against your name?
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Amanda when she decided to write “bye bye” at the end of the note #TheTraitors
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Imagine buying a Glastonbury ticket thinking you’re seeing Madonna and ending up with SZA as a headliner.
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That feeling when you manage to get £40 tickets to see Madonna (from the back row of The O2 lol) #TheCelebrationTour
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@lcvelanguages_ No contest.
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My main issue with this week’s @dadwroteaporno #PornoDay
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Baga Chipz is staying suspiciously quiet during the conversation about speaking out about politics 👀 #DragRaceUK
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NO ROCKY YOU CANNOT KILL OFF BELLA/DONNA #PornoDay
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Marisha Wallace is a brilliant booking. Which means the British public are probably going to evict her first for being a loud black woman. #CBBUK
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@nickw84 Don’t forget, this was also his first ever X Factor live show.
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