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my lymph nodes are swollen and i have a mild fever. looks like this is it
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Easiest lifestyle change you can make is to desync all of your clocks. You should only ever have a vague notion of what time it is. This conversely allows you to live in the present more
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Moon should be destroyed asap. "But it stabilizes our orbit and generates tides!" you say. You have been psyopped to such an unbelievable degree by things beyond your sight.
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no one teaches you how to use the internet you stumble through online communities for years and inherit niche subculture and transmute it and transfer it and then you're using the internet then you're feeling the love
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Say you have two computers set to guess a random number between 0 and an arbitrarily large number. If both computers generate the same number, a nearby explosive device is detonated. How small can the range of numbers be for this to be considered art and not domestic terrorism?
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there weren't any flowers 150 million years ago. think of all the beauty that hasn't been created yet
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I really love the internet a lot I wish I could be made one with it forever
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just letting you know every tweet you make is posted to a gc where we make fun of you for being a freak loser
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It shouldn't be allowed for men to have hobbies besides weight lifting and gaming
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This charcoal cave painting dates back 40,000 years before present and represents one of the first examples of "art" by paleolithic humans
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Finding a milady pfp that hasn’t posted in months is like finding a corpse in the woods
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Dude you gotta watch this new show there’s murder and rape and the good guy doesn’t win it subverts your expectations it’s so good bro. There’s a hero but he’s morally gray it’s so sophisticated man it’s 3 seasons long and you’ll be upset the whole time
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Just had the gayest sneeze of my life in a crowded coffee shop. The girl with bangs next to me audibly laughed, I’m really trying not to cry rn
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im so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so in love with you
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I saw a beautiful sight and it reminded me of you. It actually reminded me of everything else in the universe except for you, and your absence from everything was so clear and crystalline that it reminded me of you.
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My gf broke up with me over text. I’ve been crying and unable to make any sense of it. Then I remembered the granola bar I bought for breakfast. With trembling hands I checked the wrapper. Three ingredients in? Canola oil.
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If that’s your girl why am I explaining the 2008 financial crisis to her?
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Boss didn’t like me writing that all my coworkers are “a gift from heaven” and “rapturously blissful to be around” for their performance reviews
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Tomorrows gonna be the worst day of my life but I’m gonna get some pho for lunch so it’s okay
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If a guy has anything beyond a basic knowledge of Roman history I instantly trust him with my life
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Autism be damned my boy can appreciate the divine intricacy of our beautiful existence
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I always offer girls juice when they come back to my place and they always say no and just have a water. I don’t really understand am I doing something wrong?
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I've never had the courage to break up with someone I just take them to a beach I know has strong riptides and let nature do its thing
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Wait what’s to stop me from buying a bunch of shit on my credit card and then reporting it as fraud? Seems like free money?
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Strongly recommend filling your pockets to the brim with damp grass. It feels good and increases your aura
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In 2023 we’re surrendering ourselves entirely to love and fate. Most of you will not survive this process.
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Gonna be honest taking every random supplement recommended by schizoposters over the last 2 years hasn't seemed to improve my life.
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Dead man's switch that tells all my friends and family I love them and cared for them deeply.
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Computer won’t turn on anyone have rituals to invoke energy spirits?
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it's slipping away, you need to grab hold of it now tighter than ever. the skin of your hands is ripped and bleeding but just hold on 🤍
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Today’s mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get high and go to Subway
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This account is run by 5 different individuals and they are all madly in love with you
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Bought a small bar of gold and this shits legit evil, get covetous thoughts just looking at it. Pure embodiment of avarice, serves no purpose in this form. Need to melt down and make into ring for girl as present… love can redeem
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Really glad I never bothered learning any skills now that AI has made them obsolete
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If I owned a business I’d be okay with my employees having a beer or two everyday
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Talking to my friends on the internet this shit rocks my socks this shits legit I never want to stop
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Astrology is out and Astromancy is in. We’re invoking eclipses and calling meteors on top of our enemies folks
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Constantly putting my life in danger on purpose to test how much Heaven favors me
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i love missilses and bombs and nuclear weapons and long range delivery systems
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Funny how you can be in complete unbearable searing agony and then a week later just calmly enjoy a nice coffee like it never happened
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Give homeless people $20 to spit in a cup. Run it through a 23&me test and get their genome. Identify weaknesses
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I’ve started using candles instead of electricity and it’s more expensive and dangerous and they don’t work as well and are bad for air quality but the vibe is pretty good
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These flowers look like the wouldn’t exist in nature. Really like their pastel colors though
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i had a dream once they made milady-brand cola and i was looking all over town for it
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miladys fancy themselves masters of meme but they are the easiest group of 30-45yo men and bored girls too troll in the world.. all u have to do is say the word "milady" and you have built your own little engagement farm, all the sheep will come, no border collie required.
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When threatened, Miladys naturally generate Absolute Terror Fields to protect themselves.
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"And then he says 'Cheesed to meet you!' Isn't that hilarious?"
"Please let me go, I just want to see my family"
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Really want to work in a hostile environment. Just constant cut-throatedness and backstabbing. Calling out weakness, smashing coffee cups on the ground, ungodly anger at every level.
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i minted a sonora and it was almost the same as my milady so i think this is just what my soul looks like
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It’s better to engage in more extreme degenerate behavior than to live a life of lukewarm sin imo. For the former, the inevitable fallout may be severe enough for you to repent and get your life together, but for a mediocre life such a shock only manifests itself as ennui
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