The Girl Next Door
@st_RAY_aah
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Lover of metal. Hater of cats. No DMs unless you love being ignored...or you're Ryan Reynolds
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Me: I fostered a cat this morning
Friend: OMG I love kitties!! Where is it? Can I see it?
Me: In the garden somewhere. Beer can knocked it out cold
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A guy once told me I was too pretty to be listening to metal, so I told him he was too ugly to be talking to me
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Ever get those days where you just feel like you're unloveable?
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I'm not just a pretty face.
I have boobs too you know?
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Imagine meeting your soul mate, only to discover they're spelling was atroshious
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I really feel like side boob Sunday should be a thing
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Dear men who jump into my DMs the very moment I follow back
No
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I wish I loved anything as much as Canadians love putting flags in their twitter names
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My spirit animal is a beaver because I too, like to deep throat wood
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So I've just hit 3k which wouldn't have been possible without all you wonderful people. To celebrate, I thought I'd post a pic of my amazing breasts. Hope you enjoy the pic, you've all earnt it! 😘
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My superpower is me always believing I'm never enough
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She could have any man she wants, but she chose you. That's really something huh?
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Me: Wow that is a really lovely shirt, I reckon it will fit me awesomely
Boobs: No it won't
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I know this has been said before...but dear men, you know we can see your likes yeh?
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I sexually identify as a horny gremlin, only difference is that I don't mind if you get me wet after midnight 😏
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I keep old selfies of mine as keepsakes. They are little snapshots of my past where I remember vaguely for a slight moment feeling happy and beautiful and not completely utterly broken like I am ❤️
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If I say wabbit season and you don't know what to reply, you're too young for me
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Sure she's hot af and has an amazing rack
But can she make you laugh?
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Who has awesome boobs and just won employee of the month?
Me...it's totally me
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I know this tweet will probably lose me followers, but....crunchy peanut butter is better than smooth
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I excel at Twitter because of my amazing tits*
wits*
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How long have you been on Twitter?
It's been 8 years for me
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So I'm currently 36 in Australia and 35 in America. Living in the future is rad
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I nicknamed my boobs 'roos' because they look good bouncing
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If you're holidaying in Australia and an Australian calls you cunt, it means they have accepted you in to their country
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Am I the only women in the world who doesn't like beards? Surely I'm not?
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[Holidaying in the U.S]
American: "OMG! Are you Australian?!"
Me: "Yes..."
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it...
American: "Crikey!! G'day mate!! You call that a knife? Throw another shrimp on the barbie!! Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!!!!"
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Why can't we have a shortage of dumbasses instead of toilet paper?
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If I ever had a horse, I'd call it mayo. Because Mayo 'neighs'
I'll see myself out
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I hate it when my boobs instigate staring competitions with guys
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In hell you're allowed to masturbate whenever you like, however you get interrupted before you cum every single time....oh wait, no that's parenthood
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The side of the road is a perfect place for a mental breakdown right?
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Why yes I'm a good girl, but I still want you to choke fuck me with my halo after the sun goes down
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Currently at a child's birthday party with my son and there are 40 children here
Send help!
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Am I the only one in the world who doesn't care which way the toilet roll goes?
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I named my vagina myspace because nobody uses it anymore
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I wish my boobs would stop instigating staring competitions with guys
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I would like to personally thank my cleavage for helping catch food since 2003
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The scariest thing about narcissists is that they believe their own lies to justify their horrible actions, and nothing you say or do can convince them otherwise...
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OMG GUYS ITS FUCKING RAINING AND FUCK IT, IM GOING TO GO FUCKING DANCE IN IT!!!
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If you can't love her on her dark days, you don't deserve her
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Just keep going, she promised to herself, with tears in her eyes....just keep going, even if it kills her...can't give up
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Been stuck in a tiny cabin for 8 days now with a man who cannot sexually satisfy me
Thoughts and prayers are welcomed during this difficult time
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I sexually identify as a snake because I too, like to deep throat large things
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Me: "Excuse me sir, but how much for that vegan dildo?"
"Ma'am, that's a cucumber"
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There are some ridiculously huge dicks online
ᵂᶦᵗʰ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ᶜᵒᶜᵏˢ
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It's always sundress with no panties season in Australia
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If you're not out on the patio drinking tinnies and eating snagger sangas with Shazza, Bazza and Dazza, are you even Australian?
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Rubs pussy
Pokes pussy
Flicks pussy
Smacks pussy
Groans as she grabs her pussy and dropkicks it over the back fence
I hate cats
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Opossums don't make any noise when they mate because their O's are silent
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It's that time of month again where I turn into a horny gremlin that craves chocolate but will bite you if you touch me
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To be with someone who wants you and only you and who can't imagine their life without you. What's that like?
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I don't mean to brag, but I look pretty good for someone who's pretty much dead inside
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Guys who enjoy eating and fingering arse...you do realise there's a perfectly usable vagina down there yeah?
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Emotional support Aussie with the big boobs, logging in
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I like my men like I hate my life...hard and fucking me daily
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My mother in law just called me a husband snatcher, so at least I've got that going for me
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When did it become such a big deal that we must smile in photos? Take a look at old vintage photos, no smiles. All smiling does is create a fake memory for a snapshot in time. What if we felt down that day? I want to remember the times my eyes couldn't hide how I felt
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I am Australian. Hear me tell you something and then ask me to repeat it because you didn't understand what the fuck I said
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If you can't love them on their darkest days, someone else will
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Husband: I just heard the next town over got 10 inches last night. That's the wettest they've ever been for May
Me: I probably would be too after 10 inches...
Husband: What?
Me: I said that's crazy!
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A bukkake scene, only it's me with Cadbury creme egg all over my face
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I think I'm done with Twitter for a while. Been crying for pretty much 2 whole days now and nothing here is making me happy. Gonna take some time to clear my head. Later ppls ❤
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Hey boy, you wanna slide down my rabbit hole and take a trip to wonderland?
- me flirting
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You don't love someone because they're beautiful, they're beautiful because you love them ❤
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Excuse me, but is this seat taken?
*gestures to your face*
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You know what sucks?
Me after several tequila shots probably
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I know this is also old news...but men definitely get sexier with age
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I don't know who needs to hear this but...
Dogs do not need plant based vegetarian diets!
They're fucking canines!!
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I am Australian, hear me pronounce aluminum the correct way
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This tequila tastes like I'm going to be DM'ing pics of my snake later
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but ghosting someone on the internet who never did anything wrong to you and thought you were pretty cool, is kinda sucky
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Somewhere out there, a reply guy has just taped a photo of your face to a blow up doll
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*mutes the word fuckboi*
Hello?? Where did everybody go?
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