Just saw a bird sitting on a dog in a field and was wondering why the dog didn't chase it away. Then realized it was a wooden cutout of a dog made to deter birds. THEN I realized I am dumber than a bird.

@bablische23698 @RobertMSterling Yup def you nailed it

@1Lowprofile @RobertMSterling Ok

@Kronykal @somethingldsay 1. Wants scotus to uphold the law. 2. Wants rulings to go through proper channels and not hand over power without checks.

@TheChiefNerd Whoa she physically ran back home, things must be getting serious.

@Kronykal I’ve got no reason to be salty

@Kronykal That your followers are a bunch of morons. This is not new information.

@sidwilsoncorner Rutgers must be awesome with 2 of the top 3

@MayorStaggs What didn’t we know before? What is the news I missed?

@WileyT20 @RobertMSterling Ok

@BarstoolBigCat It’s a beautiful thing

@Tips_and_tweets @RobertMSterling Ok thanks

@RobertMSterling That’s not what I said. Population density matters very much in this equation.

@MrLGroves @mwmoedinger Yea that’s def what she meant by that Leslie

@jimcraddock @an_sionnach_ban @esjesjesj The perfect mark

@carney @RoseBensonDC Do you think these numbers are skewed by those with no college education who joined the military vs those who didn’t?

@xXPlastikmanXx @TheMagaHulk Extremely strange to behave this way. Get help.

@narmylhoctyl @Autism_Squeaks @TheMagaHulk It actually doesn’t help at all, you people suck at connecting even one dot

@KayzStardust @123swong @MDubyaaa @adultmomband I quite literally did.