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i’m too much imp to simp! 23, they/them, fanartist and fic author, BLITZØ GET BEHIND ME 🤺🤺🤺 minors dni i post nsfw

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thread of my fics + artworks! ✨
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apology tour will fix me
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“moxxie i’m a fucking top” with THAT back arch???? i think not
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can NOT get over how fucking sexy blitz is here.
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hidy ha hoo ha i’m GOING TO KMS wtf wtf wtf
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@tsundereblitz
venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø
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"Babygirl" and it's a grown ass man. In his 30s and mentally ill. Many such cases
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should i… make this a full piece
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hrrrnnngggfffhhhhhhh
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gonna chew on blitzø’s thighs
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every time i draw blitz his babygirlism grows
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JUST GOT HOME FROM VACATION. MY FUCKING POOKIES ARRIVED
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“imp aren’t good people” THEYRE. IN HELL? like in the context of this universe, that’s just how shit is? ppl murder n shit? i think if we put ourselves in the mindset of this universe, they’re actually pretty decent people????
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“this one is just a tad special” miss vivienne medrano. you are making me insanely delusional. now i am entirely convinced that stolitz are gonna fuck nasty and become boyfriends in full moon
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daily dose of hornse
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nsfw🔞 - egg in there 🥚 - thank you for 500 followers!!! #stolitz #stolitznsfw #helluvabossfanart #helluvaboss
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can we please just collectively agree that stolas AND blitz have both made mistakes in this situationship and while the mistakes are absolutely a product of their trauma, they are still adults and are still responsible for their actions???
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cuteness aggression
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THE. THE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
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i finished this at 6 am. take it
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imma need yall to take a deep breath and maybe think about blitz’s position in this as a poc-coded lower class individual
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IT DIDNT
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um! no i won’t actually. thanks!
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i love how extremely OFFPUTTING and STRANGE stolas is sometimes
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just saw someone say, completely seriously, “so since i’m straight im not allowed to watch hb?” yeah exactly. get out of here straighty
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“why is blitzø so hot” it’s the CONFIDENCE. also he’s genuinely sexy but the confidence just multiplies the sex factor by a million
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IM sorry. am i the only one who wants to wally on his wackford until he say he say? do we not all collectively agree that he’s kinda fine? am i alone here 🧍
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whatever blitz said “i wanna feel like im earning my way to earth” OW OWIE OW OW OW OUCH. OWWW??????
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yall i am so convinced that andre and vassago are together canonically
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i made ramen and put an egg in it. do it for egg. egg in there. i’m gonna get stolas pregnant
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it’s heeeeeeere
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finally finished writing the goddamn stolitz scissoring oneshot!!!!! to be posted in the morning!!!! it’s 1 am i’m gonna pass tf out
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and when i write stolitz scissoring? what then?
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a wee little present for @mydarlingblitz
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considering the vom is green-tinged, he probably got shitfaced on absinthe the night before
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@tsundereblitz naurrrr his ass is fat!!! i have proof!!!!!!!!
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i don’t like the veroblitz backstory we got lol… i don’t like how shitty of a person blitz was. i can’t do anything about it but it makes me hurt really really bad
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why haven’t we talked about blitz calling incubus guy a “bird-stealing cockbag”… “stealing” meaning blitz sees stolas as HIS…
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i still can’t fucking believe cloaca is canon
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he doesn’t have arms yet oops. wip :]
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@squizzarolli Mayhaps blitzpreg if you'd like?
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i want that twink obliterated
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DOUBLE SIDED DILDO STOLITZ… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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can we talk about the excessive amount of lovingly rendered spit there was in this episode 😭
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stolas is not your uwu baby princess boy. he is an all powerful prince. yes, he SAYS to blitz that he doesn’t see himself as higher than blitz. that doesn’t change the fact that he IS socially higher than blitz and needs to put effort into dismantling the distance between them
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 2 EVERYONE!!! day 2: overstimulation/edging 🥴 @NSFWHellaWeek #NSFWHellaverseWeek
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i actually like the “better than blitzo” guy. he did nothing wrong. he was just shooting his shot and like… me too bro. also he’s hot
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stolas IS in love with blitzø. the problem is that he’s in love with HIS VERSION of blitzø.
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YOU SINGING LOVE SONGS IN MY LUSTFUL LOUNGE?
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stolitz mating press send tweet
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just imagine stolas’s reaction if he wakes up the next day and REMEMBERS blitz being there. remembers blitz seeing him kiss incubus guy. imagine the guilt, the pain, but also the rush he will probably feel… empowered but so, so guilty and hurt
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@Akari_LS22 he’s bottomed for sure. i know i was there
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imma need ppl to stop blaming ONLY blitz for his messy breakup with verosika. thanks.
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reposting my bottom blitzø oneshots for @BottomBlitzWeek :3 (au, human blitz, demon stolas, religious themes) (canon compliant, eldritch stolas) #BottomBlitzWeek
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I HAD TO GET THIS OUT BEFORE FULL MOON DROPS
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have some priest blitz. as a treat :3
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i doooont like that the show is painting blitz as “genuinely bad person” im… sick
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gonna chew on blitzø’s thighs
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“good for him” no! he’s gonna start doing unhealthy things to cope! he wants to feel genuinely loved by BLITZ and now hes gonna start seeking that elsewhere and makin mistakes. sure, he needs to learn by makin mistakes, but not ones thatll cause irreparable damage to their charas
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i definitely finished this like an hour ago 🫡 NSFW hellaverse week day 1: fingering 🤭 @NSFWHellaWeek #NSFWHellaverseWeek
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2 weeks ago the idea of rting porn was horrifying. now idgaf
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i’ve come to the conclusion that if v and tex weren’t being fucking assholes during stolas’s song, it’s actually a very heartfelt genuine expression of his feelings? he’s heartbroken and thinking the worst of their relationship. he’s thinking the worst of blitz bc he’s coping
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i wanna know what stolas was going to call blitzø before v and tex interrupted and called him a “motherfucker”
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i hope cash turns his head wrong one day and his heavy ass horns snap his fucking neck fr i hate this guy
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t4t stolitz is fucking EVERYTHING TO ME‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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obsessed with stolas calling blitz “good boy” in any context whatsoever
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🫵 slut
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fwb blitzfizz with VERY thinly veiled romantic feelings for each other 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 mutual pining in the form of fucking nasty biweekly and not talking about it when they accidentally say “i love you” while half-asleep after multiple orgasms send tweet
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here ya go fellow degenerates, more priest blitz for your enjoyment
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genuinely, without the constant “motherfucker”, all 2 u really wouldn’t have become a diss track. stolas is hurt and actually trying to process his feelings, he’s actually blaming HIMSELF for a majority of it before v and tex butt into it. i’m so mad at them lmfao
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hi! stolas dating vassago would be a HUGE step backwards in his character development! as would having a “rebound”! he’d be not taking responsibility for his actions and just doing whatever the fuck to benefit himself and not caring about the effect it has on others! again!
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@implydone i’m gripping this screencap in my hands like a maniac LOOK AT HIS ARCH!!!!!!!! he’s gaslighting us
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the people have spoken. toxic possessive stolitz smut it is!
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ok while i slowly get back into writing again (my life has been insane im literally going to implode) help me decide which oneshot idea to work on pls (they’re all smut)
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@mydarlingblitz they’re so fuckign funny i love them
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A THOUSAND LIKES⁉️⁉️⁉️ IM DIZZY IVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MUCH ATTENTION FROM MY ART IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF
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i’m so tired of having a full time job i just wanna write blitz getting tonguefucked til he can’t feel his legs
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we don’t talk enough about the pretty makeup stolas does for ozzie’s
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gonna impregnate that bird rq
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i’m gonna post some doodles for 500 followers. yall got one hour to help me decide
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why r we fighting abt via again… why are we quicker to blame a 17 y/o girl before a 35+ year old man……..
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moxxie was kinda hot in fm ngl
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yall if blitz didn’t have feelings for stolas he wouldn’t have tried to follow him and he wouldn’t have tried to apologize when stolas says “i didn’t realize you think so low of me”
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both of my bottom blitz fics involve eldritch demon stolas……. yeah i wanna see that little red hole destroyed by a huge horrifying all powerful monster. what about it
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i get it. alright. but why would we have an entire episode abt blitz learning how to apologize and then he is so close to actually apologizing to stolas then he just. doesn’t? that doesn’t make sense for his character. this episode was abt his character development and he was -
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@mydarlingblitz sick to my stomach
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nah bc i need stolitz to go full bonnie and clyde and just murder the fuck outta ppl and make out and be in love
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fizzarolli boobs that’s it that’s the tweet
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so many of my fave ppl in the fandom are leaving or going on hiatus bc others can’t be fucking normal… sometimes i rly hate it here yall!
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i have to keep telling myself that hb is JUST A SHOW and it’s NOT THAT DEEP i do not need to be having anxiety attacks about TWITTER DISCOURSE making me angry
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there’s so many fucking layers to this episode i feel SICK
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do you think fizz knew when he saw blitz today that stolas was gonna give him the crystal
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i want to return to the person i was before full moon dropped LMFAO
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“wacking my wally” is the new “jorkin my peanits”
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3k words into writing this priest blitz oneshot and one of them FINALLY has their dick out. god
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why is there someone camping in authors comments on ao3 getting mad that some ppl refer to stolas’s cloaca as a pussy and give him more human-like anatomy
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i sure hope i get a bingo bango bongo! template by the lovely @HellaBitterHaze
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i’m gonna shit my fucking pants i LOVE ICYAGO SO MUCH HELP MEEEEEE i have to write them. i have to. the moment i get my hands on a working laptop im gonna go fuckin crazy
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i missed blitz so bad UGH THIS IS LIKE A SHOT OF DOPAMINE DIRECTLY TO MY BRAIN
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petition for more ppl to draw human blitz w scars instead of vitiligo (i love both i just want more of the first)
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on one hand i AM blitzø but on the other hand i am IN LOVE with blitzø
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i am so fucking stressed out about full moon yall. lmao.
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