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I’m on artfight btw, only got one character so far
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This is like if you went to a concert and the performer got arrested and then two mice started kissing on stage
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Japanese farmer with their livestock by the lake: Oh boy oh boy, I sure do hope there are no predators about!
The devilish kappa:
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This fanart I made when I was 13 of David from Camp Camp dying of cancer
Artists, show me your most popular piece
this is my new one
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[reupload because of an error]
And the number keeps growing
Do not forget about them
#FreePalestine
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Film franchises I guilted myself into hating as a kid because strangers online said they sucked and I didn’t know how to form a personal opinion:
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Fanart I made when I was 13 of David from Camp Camp dying of cancer
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Im sorry this os the funniest callout post ive ever seen
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Watch this be Branch’s internal conflict in Trolls 4
Branch on marrying Poppy vs Branch on becoming King of the pop trolls
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Imagine being 12 and racefaking and your older sibling calling you out to all of your moots id be so embarrassed
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The creators of Happy Tree Friends looking at HTF fanart
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@TransmascRyRy
How many are gonna be like "i never liked em anyway" despite constantly streaming them
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Branch: when I was a baby, my brothers walked out on me
His brothers:
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Here's the original btw since you guys keep asking and I'm awake now
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@thatbennybee
Remember when the snack pack sang total eclipse of the heart while branch was explaining how his grandmother died
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OKAY. SO.
Branch is in his early 20s
In tbgo he says king peppy is "threw times his age" making him about 60
Trollstopia reveals that Peppy and Smidge are in the same generation
A generation is 15-20 years
At her youngest this woman is in her 40s canonically
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I agree the last hotel Transylvania was a lil dookie tho sorry guys 😔
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An artist’s rendition of Smidge’s miscarriage
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The lady in this video is the voice actress for branchs grandma
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Funniest part of this is if you look closely at the pixels they really DID make him flip off the audience and censored it in post which means somewhere at dreamworks theres uncensored footage of this
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Sometimes I see Trolls fans, Bluey fans and MLP fans shit on each other...
At the end of the day you're all adults merch hunting in the toy section of Walmart, have some humility
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How come whenever there is a character with an alternate form thats considered “prettier” in universe it’s less appealing to me nearly every time
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Tiny Diamond stock baby crying sound effects 4 second two clip mini comp
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There's power in your voice. Do not fall silent.
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@AngelicWaffles_
I mean personally if i was op i would just like tell our parents this seems silly
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I like this branch concept and his ankle weapon holster
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I cant decide between the fart one or the one with weird zoophilic undertones
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One of my groomers, as I learned after cutting contact with him, got kicked out of his moms house cause he had a weight gain fetish and he and his bf wpuld wat all the food and never pay for groceries
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They definitely talk the maddest shit in pop village
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@Vilixuz
She was sad about her lack of destiny and discovered that sadness was her destiny. However, with her destiny found she had no reason to cry and became happy. What does this say about the nature of destiny? How gripping
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Trolls characters ranked by how much they’ve suffered
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Its pride month in the pacific northwest, everyone wish a happy birthday to them in particular
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I wanna be 100% crystal, oxygen level clear when I say I had no hand in the creation of this image btw
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Dude, the way the LOOKED AT EACH OTHER. They went sicko mode all night, you can't change my mind-
Dude, the way the LOOKED AT EACH OTHER. They went sicko mode all night, you can't change my mind-
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How HTF characters would react to you hurting yourself a 🧵
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Thinking abt the snack pack befriending branch post first movie
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She was ready to plunge and plunder that man a new hole
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Pov: you’re a small rodent two seconds away from being swooped up by an owl
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If I ever get famous and make a piece of media that sprouts a big fandom I want people to look back on this the way people today look back on Rebecca Sugar's Jhonen Vasquez selfship art
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Doesnt it just suck when someone cooks you a gourmet meal, runs you a hot bubble bath, rubs your feet and sucks your dick?????
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@easysqweasy
@garfhater2002
@Simple_Susan_21
Nah its still bait, they literally follow terf accounts lol
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Guys i dont gaf if you dislike any of these and I entirely understand if you do, theyre kids movies for kids, this is me making a lil jokey joke about me pretending to hate stuff I actually enjoyed and basing my opinions entirely on the opinions of strangers online lmfao
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I think some ppl need to stop exclusively making queer headcanons and start headcanoning shit like this
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When you first join a mew fandom and all your posts are like this
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"Hey chris what would you do if we were laughing, enjoying each others company and we were suddenly consumed by the holy light of the heavens breaking open the skies as the angels ascended to purge the earth of it's sin"
bro fuuucckk offffff why would you DELETE MY LINEART AND THE THING IS I CANT REDO IT CUZ IT CLOSED ON ITS OWN AND I CANT REDO IT
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@sirmayorricky
Their species doesnt have an official name, theyre reffered to as mount reagons because they live on mount rageous
Theyre doll creatures
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Bitches on TikTok will clock this dude's accent as anything BUT Indian it's insane 😭
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Guys movie va talks like a single mother while his show va talks like a whore
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Neurotypical parents when the child likes child oriented media and not the game with the gun and the beer
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Wow! Lots of people in my phone!
I've got nothing to promote, look at this bug
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Friend insisted i post this one so im dumping it here at two thirty in the morning
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This isn’t TikTok but I think it’d be funny to bring this back here
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How fandom portrays morally grey characters they like: baby did nothing wrong ever, they were born in a box and ate dogfood for dinner 🥺🥺🥺🥺
How fandom portrays morally grey characters they dislike:
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Why is he so fucking weird man what is his problem like actually
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Words can not describe hpw much I adore how fucking stupid this thing looks
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Oh dang it, its blowing up again 🙄😒 *kicks pebble*
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Shoutout to all the lovely mothers in htf ❤️👩👩🍼🤱🫄👼👩👦👩👧👩👦👦👩👧👧👩👧👦🦅🦅🦅🦍
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Crimp: you also engaged in trollnapping, troll tortu-
Veneer:
Imagine if they kept the tiny and crimp scene and still had crimp arrest v&v at the end
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Human AU Guy Diamond walking to Claires to get his infant baby son's ears pierced
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Clip for context btw
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Toxic 2016 sjw yuri
What’s the target audience for a post like this
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This persons content is so baffling I literally cant decipher whats supposed to be happening
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Doodle of Pim crying after he accidentally stepped on Branch
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@saltyfrgnwater
I swear I have the humor of a toddler the fart sound effect at the end got me
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